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― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
a band whose style is Beaches meets Dirty Beaches meets Beach House. It's called Dirty Beach House.
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
a t-shirt for Ojai, California that reads:
Ojai:
I upgraded your JAM!
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
open a coffee shop aimed at the legal community called Due Diligentsia
― Z S, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
this coffee shop would not have a bathroom (that's what makes it an especially terrible idea)
haha, I love that
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
"keep your shit to yourself"?
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
Z S is p much the king of terrible ideas
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
i mean that as a compliment
<3
― Z S, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
porn sites with "underwhelm" in the name, like "CUM UNDERWHELM" or "COCK UNDERWHELM"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
A comedy rap album by a rapper called Jew-Z, featuring the single "I've Got 99 Problems (But Who Can Complain?)"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
Everytime I play golf lately, nothing but rain I got 99 problems but who can complainThe chiropracter did nothing for my lower back painI got 99 problems but who can complain
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/8239dce64e8b0f53fdfbf597315d8694/127667.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
ok lol
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 07:45 (eleven years ago) link
been donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at8hZpXyykM
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
I was so disappointed to find out they weren't actually old jewish men.
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
forks, if you couldn't have guessed that I owned a copy of the 2 Live Jews record, you may never never know me
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
so you are admitting to infringing on the intellectual property of MC Moisha and Easy Irving
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
* IDGI: a clothing line of t-shirts that mismatch dumb slogans from some shirts with the dumb images from others, producing shirts that LOOK like they should be transparently obvious, bro-ready jokes, but instead are irritating head-scratchers.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
awesome
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
So like, just going by the front page of snorg atm, an IDGI shirt could have the text of "Hedgehogs: Why Don't They Just Share The Hedge", but a graphic of a robot DJing?
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
Oh sorry, that's a medieval knight DJing.
you could create that very thing on IDAKOOS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
medieval knight is the one from monty python holy grail film, hence the 'tis but a scratch'.
― koogs, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
I think sunglasses chinchilla with "Back in My Day We Had Nine Planets" would work well
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
tbf these shirts basically look like most memes to me, as i get old
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
terrible t-shirt idea: A "dirty" coin shirt that has "Head" and "Tail" as the sides instead of heads and tails.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
Nuts Beery Farm
Eat nuts, drink beer, ride roller coasters.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
sounds like busch gardens tbh
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
North Face offers limited editions designed by Kanye and Kim's baby
North x North West
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 June 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
inevitable headliner North West at South by Southwest gets Southwest Airlines sponsorship
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 June 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
they should throw the kid a bar mitzvah in the canadian arctic: a real north west (rite of) passage!!
― goole, Saturday, 22 June 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
an app called Pictagram where you text using pictograms
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
With stiff competition from FourSquare knockoff RebusCube.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:08 (eleven years ago) link
a bar called "The Most Photographed Bar in America"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
hmm actually maybe that's a good idea
people would enjoy saying "Do you want to meet me at The Most Photographed Bar in America? What? No, that's the NAME of the BAR dude, lol!!!" And then of course they'd come to take photos there.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
mash up of "strange brew" and "strange fruit"
― truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
Strange Brute?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
et tu, fruity?
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
Drone rock-sampling g-funk track with the hook "oh, it's just like Dr. Dre says"
― how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 11:23 (eleven years ago) link
construct a box that is covered on the inside with mirrors, and a few small holes to let sunlight in. the box would be 4x4x7 ft, and it would be called "the freakout room"
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
people taller than 7 feet or wider than 4 feet would not be allowed into the freakout room
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
congratulations, you are an installation artist!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 July 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
isn't that at the Guggenheim right now?
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/how-booths-torture-booth-got-made-on-girls.html
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, i was telling my gf about my terrible idea and she was like "Have you seen any of Yayoi Kusama's work?"
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
however, i notice that Yayoi Kusama didn't have the terrible of calling it the freakout room.
terrible ^idea^