http://www.alittlecake.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Zombie-Cake.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
Can I retroactively get an awesome groom cake like these? Me and Carl only had cupcakes at our wedding.
― Jeff, Saturday, 4 May 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
We also had pie!
― carl agatha, Saturday, 4 May 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
Oh yeah. Also I was = drunk.
― Jeff, Saturday, 4 May 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ Storage Wars
― ḉrut (crüt), Saturday, 4 May 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
i am getting married in EXACTLY TWO WEEKS. like basically to the hour and since i am an idiot i didn't even CONSIDER a taco-themed grooms cake. luckily the ambrosia bakery is in nearby baton rouge.
they also made this one:
https://www.ambrosiabakery.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/wedding_cake_image_resize_full_preset/Sculpted_Crawfish_2010%20copy.jpg
― adam, Saturday, 4 May 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
I want a groom cake that looks like Diddy Kong.
― Jeff, Saturday, 4 May 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
I want a Biz Markie groom cake
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Groom's Cake" sounds like slang for some disgusting sexual act
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
taco themed cake is awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
lol I just found out a local bakery made this
http://www.villagecakeshoppe.com/2002/grooms/cake37.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
do 5 year old boys get married?
http://www.villagecakeshoppe.com/2002/grooms/cake9.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.cakecentral.com/5/56/900x900px-LL-5600ad8d_enticingcakeboutique_callofdutycake.jpeg
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SmXpsVcY8II/AAAAAAAAiJs/SlqtoLefH_Q/s1600-h/deer+gun+drag.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
oh so it's like that, blogspot.
such a great thread
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 07:42 (eleven years ago) link
WHY DO THESE GROOMS NEED CAKES BUT ALSO I LOVE THESE CAKES
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
because they're afraid they'll get cooties from fancy lady cakes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
I'm rankled by that. Women don't get bride's cakes, they just get the wedding cake. But dudes get their own cakes, because wedding stuff is all for ladies. Hmph. I want a moronic theme cake, too!
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
the wedding cake is supposed to be the bride's cake - she designs it and its color coordinated with her, etc. what we have here is a problem with the name, the wedding cake should be called the bride's cake.
although also it should be geared toward her interests like these are, sometimes they are tho its not v common i guess
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
The fact that it's supposed to be the bride's cake is my problem. I don't really want to get into a discussion about it, though. Suffice it to say: strictures on gender expression/sharply gendered division of labor and interest in traditional heterosexual weddings/wedding industrial complex blah blah blah fart zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i feel you and agree. she should get her own cake and not have her cake called "the wedding cake" in general as if it belongs to everyone. i think the best thing to do as a culture is institute a bride's cake that is made to look like whatever goofy hobby the bride likes and then have a reg cake for the cake cutting thing and the general populace attending the wedding - that is "the wedding cake". my previous idea that we should just transute the wedding cake into the bride's cake was deeply flawed obv
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
at weddings, i always try to grab a slice of the groom's cake instead of the wedding cake if i can. it is usually better, red velvet or german choc or something like that.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
i am not a fan of frufru cake tho
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
We didn't have a grooms cake but we had cupcakes with little chocolate vinyl records on them, with labels for bands we both like. And a little carrot cake to cut into for pictures. I have never seen a groom's cake irl but that probably has to do with my liberal, strong minded lady friends.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
if andy and i get married i am 100% certain that the groom's cake will be a pizza
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
Okay that cupcake thing is adorbs.
I'll go for anything that involves butter cream icing. Wedding cake, groom's cake, cupcake, old shoe... Although I, too, don't recall having seen a groom's cake irl, probably for the same reasons as FFM.
xp lol perfect
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
I hope you mean an actual pizza rather than a cake that looks like a pizza. Would be way more into having a Bride's Pizza than any kind of cake, tbh.
― emil.y, Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
feel like i'm missing out on a huge opportunity by not having one of these
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
Bride's pizza OTM.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
just got an email from my wedding dessert lady, here's what we're doing:
rosemary grapefruit shortbread sandwich cookies black & white cookies hand pies ( like Hubig's) doberge cake (½ lemon, ½ chocolate) chocolate & salted caramel truffle cups fresh berry tart (vegan & gluten free)
nb each individual thing is going to be a character from call of duty black ops
― adam, Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
welcome to adam's wedding dessert thread, hope u survive
75% of the reason we hired a wedding day coordinator was so someone would order us midnight pizza. He did, but I was outside and it got demolished before I got a slice ;_;
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
that's so fucking smart. i've been wondering why we hired this girl.
― adam, Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
Make sure she *brings you* some pizza or at least saves it!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
i have never heard of doberge cake, now I want some dammit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
it's the shit
― adam, Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
i had no idea this was a thing and i cant stop laughing
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 May 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
we had pie from dangerously delicious pies. i didn't even get any (wtf) although i heard it was grebt
(later i got divorced, but nevertheless pie >>>> cake)
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 May 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
Divorce does not negate awesomeness of wedding. That said, my second wedding revolved around cheese from Murray's and goddamn if the marriage turns out half as good as the cheese, S and I will be forever blissed.
S had no idea what a groom's cake was, and after I showed him this thread he now wants to have some sort of vow-renewal party featuring an obnoxious groom cake.
― quincie, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
He is partial to the Copenhagen dip cake; hazard of marrying a Texan.
― quincie, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
You are so so wrong about pie vs. cake, mookieproof.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://cbswycd2.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/fish-on-jeff-lindas-wedding-cake.jpg?w=385
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
lol whaaaaat
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://imageshack.us/a/img22/4756/1a764597modulescoppermi.jpg
"The body is cake, the head is a form. All is iced in buttercream and airbrushed. Many times guests do not realize it is a cake until it is cut into!"
Guests just think hey cool, Bambi showed up and is sitting on top of a table.
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://aboutcakeetc.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/grooms_cake_watermarked.298212818_std.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://sugarpunk.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/grooms-cake-2.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
loooooool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
Huh, they make cakes for grooms soon to be divorced too.
http://www.funnycakepics.com/pictures/Groom_On_Cake.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
Not a big seller in Mayflower, Ark., currently.
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5226/5640673672_8a392f3818_z.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link