easy poll

they work just fine i guess
but the wood burning pizza oven places around here can be just out of this world with the crispy crust and awesome char.

voted burger

i'm hungry

beamer benz or bentley

bentley

If I was still in the US, I would vote Burger. American pizza is generally overpriced and rubbish. Like, there are no good toppings, just pepperoni and stuff? But I've had amazing pizzas with: four different kinds of mushrooms; or gorgonzola, truffels, ham and onions (yeah, I know, but the onions really tie the pizza together, surprisingly). Or just truffels and wild mushrooms. Mascarpone cheese is also absolutely amazing on pizza.

it is quite easy to grill a good burger tbh

pizza in any lifetime any day ever of all time pizza

pepperoni pie with some ricotta cheese fwiw

red pepper flakes

Sandra Lee has messed up burgers (slice of pineapple in the raw burger) and pizza (BBQ sauce), but has she ever attempted hot dogs?

parmazing cheese xpost

complicating pizzas is so stupid

my only rule is no mushroom or buffalo sauce

no CHICKEN for gods sake

Chinese Chicken Pizza, UK style.

my coworker used to come back with bags of buffalo chicken pizza

i was like dude u need to check yourself

otm

nothing worse than sending someone out for pizza and they come back with some fresh hell like that

fer serious

also easy to make a good hot dog imo

chili dogs elevate the hot dog option if they count

hot dog buns tho

chili dogs are a variety of hot dog imo

i'm not picky about buns, it's the meat inside that counts amirite xp

and the toppings

hot dog buns are the vilest of the breads

can we talk about sloppy joes for a hot second or has that already been done

its just reg bread

i like sloppy joes. that is a common dinner night in my house

sloppy joe is a very loose burger maybe if you stretch it. i don't think it counts though

yea they're good but you're right might not count

yeah, i dont think so

the addition of pervasive sauce changes it

as opposed to just a dollop of sauce

my mom used to buy this vegetarian sloppy joe mix which was actually pretty tasty but i have no fucking clue what was in it and didn't really want to find out

lol

been truly too long since i've had a manwich

i love burgers and pizza but my town suffers from burger and pizza overload. and thai overload.

I endorse keeping pizzas simple. A cheese pizza is the best pizza. Even pepperonis make me feel like I'm eating something other than pizza.

I have another opinion but it might get me banned from 1p3.

i've been getting fun slices lately

fresh mozz

lasagne slice

fuck

i just had a fresh mozz slice with pepperoni and a bowl of rigatoni

i was really apprehensive about adding pepperoni to the fresh mo but my friend sold me on it. not sorry about it

yeah i support the simple pizza principle though maybe not that extreme. plain cheese is good, single topping is good too. double topping is a grey area, and anything more than that no longer prompts Pizza Excitement

lol fresh mo

also i think onions are the best topping

is fresh mozz just like.. slice unbaked mozz on top of tomato sauce?

I have another opinion but it might get me banned from 1p3.

― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, April 4, 2013 3:17 PM

don't even think about disparaging the pizza sub

xps I'm the opposite, I've got to have stuff crust/burger crust, crazy toppings, loaded down with stuff.

critical topping mass is when too many toppings make crust soggy imo

xp big...bottom....bird

is fresh mozz just like.. slice unbaked mozz on top of tomato sauce?

― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, April 4, 2013 3:25 PM

it's fresh mozzarella slices used in lieu of the regular shredded mozzarella

yea the mozz is baked but i think on normal pies they use like the processed mozz, you know? and on fresh mozz it's fresh

diced onions = so so ace