"We'll just row this boat a mile out to sea, and then dump your ex business partner's body over the side.""Whatever you say honey.""I love you.""I love you too."*sounds of thumping from inside a sack in the boat*"MMPH! MMPH! HLP!! HLP!!!""Shut up in there."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
for a second I thought gr8080 had found that special l8080
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_1NlBw1b7AY/UAxinvXN5YI/AAAAAAAABws/HV9V4SHXhoo/s1600/engagement+session+ideas+creative+36.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
she kind of looks like she's about to slice his jugular open with her retractable claw xp
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
Lot of body language in gr8080's and I get this "So it is gonna happen, but no one really feels great about it," sort of vibe from it.
And that's a half-assed heart, tbqfh.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:37 (thirteen years ago)
It's like he suddenly realised that he's got married to one of the aliens from 'V'.
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:40 (thirteen years ago)
I just wonder how much his dad's investment firm brought in last year.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
Totally stolen from Buzzfeed, which is fine since they totally stole these from somewhere else:
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/10/5/enhanced-buzz-23001-1365586284-0.jpghttp://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/4/10/5/enhanced-buzz-20724-1365586402-21.jpghttp://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/10/5/enhanced-buzz-22323-1365586639-0.jpg
Aaaannnnnd.....
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/4/10/5/enhanced-buzz-24374-1365586660-1.jpghttp://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/10/5/enhanced-buzz-6856-1365586868-0.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:51 (thirteen years ago)
yiiiikes to all of those
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
wtf at no dumping
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 04:00 (thirteen years ago)
should hook them up with these weirdos
http://www.xojane.com/relationships/relationshit-how-much-bathroom-talk-is-too-much
― how's life, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 09:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://img.chinasmack.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nazi-cosplay-09.jpg
http://img.chinasmack.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nazi-cosplay-19.jpg
― .ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl (am0n), Thursday, 3 October 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)
thier wedding carriagehttp://img.wiocha.pl/images/6/5/6509a1293d7057db8bd3958f3471cd08.jpg
― (_̅_̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅j̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()~~ (carne asada), Thursday, 3 October 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)
http://www.eleganceandenchantment.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Carnival-Engagement13.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)
http://www.photographyschoolsonline.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/20-Awkward-Engagement-Photos-12.jpg
lot of hiding from the photographer happening here.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:31 (twelve years ago)
http://cdn.greenweddingshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/notebook_engagement_photos_08.jpg
well, except for this one maybe.
http://www.daydreamercinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Amy-+-Rory-Engagement-40.jpg
*checks couple's homestate*
*breathes sigh of relief*
― pplains, Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:45 (twelve years ago)
http://craigphotography.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/gay-surprise-engagement-0021.jpg
"We were kinda hoping you could make it look like something from a movie."
"Hmmm, yes. Have you ever seen The French Connection?"
"Oh that sounds romantic!"
― pplains, Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)
http://assets.inarkansas.com/43229/conway-engagement-allison-franks-kyle-land.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 21 October 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)
Did dog flip his nose up and gobble the ring down like a doggie biscuit? Or is this a taxidermied dog?
― quincie, Monday, 21 October 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)
omg i totally did a double-take on the nazi one
― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 26 October 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/yCock57.jpg
― single white hairball (harbl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 18:17 (twelve years ago)
I'm glad they found each other.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 17 November 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)
would've been hard to miss.
― pplains, Sunday, 17 November 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/969179_673090612731337_1899394547_n.jpg
"Last requests? A cigarette, maybe?"
― pplains, Sunday, 17 November 2013 19:31 (twelve years ago)
needs more blinfolds
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)
your my
― am0n, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z04VIhagpko
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 5 December 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)
brought to you by
http://www.centergrove.k12.in.us/cms/lib4/IN01000850/centricity/domain/444/drama.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 5 December 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)
http://leahandmark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Zombie-Engagement-Session-LeahAndMark-0006.jpg
(To provide context, this lovely couple got their friends to dress up as zombies. What do you mean that doesn't really provide any context?)
― pplains, Monday, 20 January 2014 02:05 (twelve years ago)
http://www.35atlanta.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/engagement-portfolio-002.jpg
HER: Did you hear that?HIM: No, I didn't. [tightens grip]
― pplains, Monday, 20 January 2014 02:06 (twelve years ago)
http://www.gavinphotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/engagement-mariaoliver-12.jpg
She's so beautiful. I can't believe I'm marrying her! ... I'll ... I'll just lay down my arm and put my hand here.
― pplains, Monday, 20 January 2014 02:08 (twelve years ago)
http://www.chicagoillinoisweddingphotography.com/uploads/2010/02/railroad-tracks-northbrook-oakbrook-engagement-photos.jpg
Wonder if she's found someone to hold her train at the cerem – oh forget it.
― pplains, Monday, 20 January 2014 02:09 (twelve years ago)
pp you're good at this thread
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 20 January 2014 03:36 (twelve years ago)
this is what living in flyover country does for you. this shit is just in the air.
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Monday, 20 January 2014 03:40 (twelve years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/27/article-2640611-1E3F05A500000578-588_964x728.jpg
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 15:01 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/WE7UNgn.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 9 June 2014 20:21 (twelve years ago)
dying.
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 9 June 2014 20:37 (twelve years ago)
taylor swift?
― Mordy, Monday, 9 June 2014 20:42 (twelve years ago)
feel like the groom was told 'do something natural with your hands', and he just knocked it out of the park
― sufi john paxson (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 9 June 2014 20:44 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/pv0EOnf.jpg
Something to do with the dull, lifeless eyes focusing on nothing.
And then, there's that painting behind them.
― pplains, Monday, 9 June 2014 21:57 (twelve years ago)
is the painting a combination of their human forms?
― sufi john paxson (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 9 June 2014 22:00 (twelve years ago)
i have sooo much speculation about this couple but really i should just say mazel tov
― goole, Monday, 9 June 2014 22:01 (twelve years ago)
goole otm
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 9 June 2014 22:13 (twelve years ago)
so happened
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Monday, 9 June 2014 22:14 (twelve years ago)
no
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 02:23 (twelve years ago)
She's so pretty but then there's...that dress, but the dress is so crazy, it just might work, but then there's HIM, and that definitely does not work at all.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 02:36 (twelve years ago)
they should have listened to hurting, obviously
Marriage: Classic or Dud?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 02:54 (twelve years ago)
cmon guys
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 08:36 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/cAQWi5O.png
http://gawker.com/bill-murray-crashed-this-couples-engagement-photos-1589681024
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 12 June 2014 14:37 (twelve years ago)