your terrible ideas

Mashup of KRS-One's "My Philosophy" and Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much."

"So...you're a philosopher? THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH"

A UB40 tribute band called ES40.

hahaha

The Top 40 Tour with E40, UB 40, 40Glocc, 40Cal and 36 other bands i'm unwilling to take the time to look up

Jean Forte?

40 Ounces To Freedom is probably a Sublime cover band...

okay, props on jean forte. maybe we can do this terrible idea collaboratively?

40 Ounces To Freedom is probably a Sublime cover band...

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I read this with a lower case "s" and I was like "why would you assume that?"

A Doctor Who rip off where everyone's favourite Time Lord is also a pimp. The show would be called 'Doctor Ho'.

Also the show could feature knock-of Daleks who have soprano saxophones instead of ray guns. Their catchphrase would be "SAXTERMINATE!!!"

a rapper named Drachma who raps about ancient Greece

A Joshua Ferris first reader/alphabet book called "Then We Came to the 'N'"

tea store called "Namastea"

That HAS to exist, many times over. It would not surprise me if it was a brand of tea, either!

Tea blend, wannabe tea store, and etsy store looks like. Real tea store, maybe not!

I thought for sure there would be some youtubes of people doing aerobic dance routines to "Mother Sky" but apparently not.

Whenever I hear "aerobics" I still remember my mom heading off to a class at the library in a leotard in the mid 80s

That's what I mean, only instead of Jane Fonda ppl are working out to Mother Sky.

my mum owned this and many others (yes including Jazzercise)

http://www.1015kcls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jane-fonda-workout-record-1.jpg

Mother Skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I did Jane Fonda workout in gym class in gradeschool. It was fun! If there were better music, it would be fun today.
Welcome to my terrible idea.

Heh, there was a great women speaker series over the course of the last couple years touring through and my mom sighed a lot and said things about Jane Fonda maybe being a little ill-advised in the 70s. No conclusions on her fitness output, yet.

I don't think your idea counts as a terrible idea, LL. It sounds pretty great to me!

btw I do not quite believe in that Mother Sky breakdancing, LL. seems more like an aerobics jam, unlike Vitamin C

I don't think it's a terrible idea either, but it's my guess that most people would not want to do a 15 min aerobic dance routine. OR WOULD THEY?!

The breakdancing was just this noodly little kid -- there was no Can whatsoever. It was a red herring.

brb linking the vitamin c breakdance on facebook

* kick-starting Vitamin C week on ILX

this all sounds a lot like the kraftwerk-out idea that there's a thread for

a rapper named Drachma who raps about ancient Greece

Debut album could be called "What's a Greek urn?".

The Popepoopmobile. Basically the same as a Popemobile, but with blacked out windows. Say that the Pope is out in the Popemobile, and suddenly needs to poop? No problem! Simply bring out the Popepoopmobile, reverse it so it's back to back with the Popemobile, and open the doors. The Pope can move from the Popemobile to the Popepoopmobile, which includes a toilet, do his business, then move back to the Popemobile and carry on waving to the crowds.

for rapper called Drachma, album name could also be Get ur Greek urn (or on, it's up to the artist)

A Middle Eastern 'Hunky Dory' era Bowie tribute act called Hummus Superior.

a joke whose punchline was "that's a whisk I'm willing to take!"

I've never made tamales before, so they may come out terrible, but that's a husk I'm willing to bake

I once had an idea -- one I thought was clever at the time -- to name a band "The Varieties" after William James' "The Varities of Religious Experience" (and as a nod to the name The Doors as tribute to "The Doors of Perception"). I think this was a genuinely terrible idea, and not just in a funny way.

A kickstarter project to fund a badly needed heart transplant called Kickstart My Heart

(lol)

Actually feeling this as a kickstarter satire idea, maybe as a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pja9Y7JIJBg

Create comic strip in which Garfield is relocated to Manhattan apartment and has wacky adventures with new "Jon" Jerry Seinfeld, name strip Garfeld

lol

I could kind of see an Elaine as Cathy comic

Kramerduke

a new yorker short story that begins "He was the sort of man more David Lee Roth than Philip Roth, if you know what I mean (and I know that you do)."

The Kinds of Roths That There Are

A reality show called America's Next False Messiah where would-be prophets compete for followers

^ i love that one

a band called The Crew Seders

BTO-sampling rap song in the style of early-to-mid-90s Snoop Dogg, titled "Takin' Care of Shiznits".

soulsearch.com, an evangelical christian search engine that honors the lord EVERY day

variable frequency electrical grid to try to put an end to dogmatic thinking

Scarlet and blue reclining chair called a Barça Lounger