being short

lol @ all you short people

Careful, that means the shiv is closer to your entrails.

damn this thread got heated, short people going at each others necks, we need to stick together

i don't feel this insecurity anymore btw... all my friends in chicago are my height for w/e reason

I'm 5'7 but don't mind I just buy boots with thick soles

i actually have no memory of what the source of this was last summer

Jord I'm not your friend but I'm considerably shorter than you are AND I'm in Chicago. Even your extended posse is short.

I'm taller. We can never meet.

damn this thread got heated, short people going at each others necks, we need to stick together

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, December 11, 2012 8:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Of course, the neck is the most logical place to go at, if you're a head shorter than the other guy

I think I was about 5'5" until my junior/senior year of high school, and some part of my brain still expects me to be shorter than most people. So, I feel you, people who are shorter.

http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/HHC-Hi-res.jpg

human garbage

I think gr80 was like 5'9" 1/2

javier bardem has the head of a 6'4" man tho

Jergins was a little taller

the female ilxors I have met were shorter but not unusually so

how tall is a buzza

harbl and roxy thought I was short
They were wrong
I am tall

i trust harbl and roxy

ask the sandbox crew ; )

What, isn't tom cruise supposed to be like 5"3?

people who play in sandboxes tend to be very short, not sure their perspective is best

5"5 My rump:

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tom-cruise-short-Tom-Cruise-is-a-midget.jpeg

I think I was about 5'5" until my junior/senior year of high school, and some part of my brain still expects me to be shorter than most people. So, I feel you, people who are shorter.

― mh, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 4:13 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah same here, i was 5'3" at the end of my sophomore year and came back junior year like 5'7". i'm 6'-6'1" now and still think everyone is taller than me even though in reality i'm at least a few inches over most of them.

I would have guessed Bardem near 6 even!

Bards is reported at 5'11" or 6 ft lots of places online. Not gonna lie tbh, being 6ft tall is pretty f'in cool.

eh, I could lie up to 5'11" if I was standing up real straight

I'm 5'11". It's a pretty sweet height tbh

6' to 6'2" seems fairly ideal to me. trust me, anything above that and life becomes needlessly complicated.

Hey, poor people, in case you were wondering, having a million dollars is pretty sweet. You're welcome.

I'm 5'11" but by brother is 6'4"-6'5" so everyone thinks I'm quite short. Everyone I've met from the Netherlands is at least 7 feet tall.

I'm comfortable enough being able to hide stuff in the top cabinet while also being able to go up in the McDonalds Playland with my kid when no one else is around.

Dad's 5'7". Mom's barely 5'0". I can't complain about being 182.245 cm tall.

(Even in metric, my height is stupid.)

i don't mind being short tbh

I'm 6'4 and don't really feel I can pull off being this tall, I think I'd like to look more inconspicuous. I tend to stoop and hunch, but I think that maybe just makes being tall more noticeable?

today I was dismissed in my cricket match by a dude who was possibly 3'0". He got 4 wickets and his team won

that said, once you're a dwarf there's a different sort of stigma, which it might be easier to own (idk, risky ground here)

I'd like to be about 4" taller.

after I was done growing I spent three years dating a woman easily two inches taller than me who insisted she was at most six foot two so I was like hm guess i never did make six foot

like a month after we broke up i had to have a checkup and the nurse was like dude you're six foot one why did you write five eleven on the form

/:

that story offers further proof that every person in this world, including me, is a nuisance.

<3 short ones

I am beginning to suspect, due to my recent few years' worth of crushes, that I might actually have a preference for short dudes.

you've crushed on Peter Dinklage?

who hasnt

From my observations during my time as a corporate whore, I have concluded that women in senior corporate management are disproportionately:

--super tall
--super smart
--super mean

or some combination thereof. I must have gotten by on just the first. Getting shorter, though--last measurement clocked in at 5'10'', so I don't think I can get away with saying I am "just under 6 feet" anymore.

I'm 5'6 like Cindy Crawford I think that's sexy

― deeja entendu (wins), Monday, December 16, 2013 6:07 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-relationships/short-men-make-better-partners

sounds legit

A couple of months ago, I was at a party with the current Object Of My Obsessions, and although I studiously avoided him all evening, I found I had to walk past him to leave. So of course, as I did, I kinda checked him out a bit. And as I was creepily studying him, I was thinking to myself "y'know, he's not as short as I was lead to believe; his head is nearly level with mine." Then I almost tripped over something, looked down and realised he was standing on a step above me.

Still almost unspeakably hott, though.

(I guess, as if being short isn't bad enough, you have to be subject to Branwell's unspeakable lusts. I am so, so sorry to make this worse for you, attractive short dudes of the Earth.)

i am huge

me too