stop trying to move him
― CGI fridays (Edward III), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
But he keeps sitting in my spot!
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
Benson is... fertile? uh oh
― mh, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah but he's only ever shown interest in fucking stuffed pugs. I think he might be a furry. :/
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)
Or a plushie? One of those things.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
maybe when he growls you could tickle his nose with a feather
― the late great, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
I got this at a thrift store today for $3.50
http://devimages.surftripper.com/products/000/056/807.jpg
― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 November 2012 07:59 (thirteen years ago)
I'm going to call him Pugstep.
http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pugdestroyershirt.jpg
― ▼ardkore mort▼ (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 January 2013 11:22 (thirteen years ago)
Ha! Awesome!!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Sunday, 31 March 2013 23:50 (thirteen years ago)
Well, the rawhide was obviously a hit.
http://i.imgur.com/BG5OULD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nast2dY.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 31 March 2013 23:56 (thirteen years ago)
BBB Boners
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:33 (thirteen years ago)
ban E
― k3vin k., Monday, 1 April 2013 00:37 (thirteen years ago)
looooool
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 1 April 2013 02:14 (thirteen years ago)
HOLY SHIT I AM THIS CLOSE TO THROWING THE FUCKER OUT THE WINDOW
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:20 (thirteen years ago)
:(
Benson, you douchebag! You better come correct and straighten up.
― mh, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:58 (thirteen years ago)
RIP benson
― the late great, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:01 (thirteen years ago)
debenestration
― Punxsutawney PiL (brownie), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 12:22 (thirteen years ago)
ok lol
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 12:59 (thirteen years ago)
WHY WON'T HE STOP BARKING?!
He did stop and now it's started again and then I think maybe I gave him too much xanax cause he puked literally 20 times last night of course maybe it wasn't the xanax but something he ate and I only got 4.5 hours of sleep because he was woofing until 2 am and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Maybe he's just having an off week?
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:01 (thirteen years ago)
At one in the morning I was holding him with one arm cause it was the only thing that would quiet him and researching "how to stop dog barking in apartment" online with the other. This is like having a goddamn newborn though I doubt one of the popular answers on how to get a baby to stop crying is to spray it in the face with a water bottle.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
He's probably thinking "I love barking, and those funny pill things make me not want to bark, so *bleeeeeech*"
― mh, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:27 (thirteen years ago)
i love to park and i am crazy
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
welp
lol
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
hahahaha
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:51 (thirteen years ago)
I feel like I'm going to collapse or just lose it. I've had < 5 hrs of sleep each night since Sat.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:53 (thirteen years ago)
Is there a doggy daycare he could get dropped off at for a day or two?
― mh, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:57 (thirteen years ago)
He gets taken out 2x a week with other dogs and he runs around for a couple hours. I upped it to three this week to try to tire him out.
Or do you mean could I board him somewhere for a couple days so I can sleep?
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)
I know it sounds like I'm bitching a lot but I'm still trying to get this anxiety/panic thing I've been dealing with under control and the stress of constant barking and worrying about the neighbors along with the lack of sleep really isn't helping that at all.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:11 (thirteen years ago)
A little of column A, a little of column B. I have some friends who drop their dog off while they're at work a couple days a week, but if he was able to stay overnight just so you can catch up on sleep it might help.
― mh, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
I bought a spray bottle today at lunch. B's going down.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
― caek, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
I'm having visions of sitting there on the floor tonight just blasting him and watching him startle and look confused. I wanted to buy a water gun to make this more fun but the hardware store only had super soakers and that seemed a little cruel.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
SUCCESS!! SUCCESS!!
He tried to woof a little around 7:00 p.m. and so I shot him in the butt with the spray bottle and he looked very confused and annoyed. After doing this about three times he stopped barking completely and SLEPT THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:53 (thirteen years ago)
Yayyyyyy, well done E & B.
― emil.y, Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:13 (thirteen years ago)
be sure to reward/reinforce good behavior!!!
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
I am trying. I was so happy this morning I kept telling him what a good boy and an angel is was and kissed him and gave him about a zillion treats. Here's hoping that wasn't a one off thing and that tonight will be similarly peaceful.
:D
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:01 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/4XA5L21.jpg
― army surplus newspapers (dowd), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:20 (twelve years ago)
omg
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 18 August 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8nf8ofLOf1rd1nzdo1_500.png
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 03:26 (twelve years ago)
http://i55.tinypic.com/28a3h28.jpg
this photo
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 December 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)
blaaaaaaazed
― gbx, Saturday, 21 December 2013 00:05 (twelve years ago)
oh how did I miss baseball hat pug and THAT PUPPY KISSING A LAMB? ah!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 21 December 2013 00:28 (twelve years ago)
hey nilmar -
http://i42.tinypic.com/5o8hfa.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 21 December 2013 01:26 (twelve years ago)
oh my <3
― estela, Saturday, 21 December 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)
just the best
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 11:15 (3 years ago)
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 December 2013 02:08 (twelve years ago)
i never noticed until now that benson really can turn his face into a(n upside down) heart.
― estela, Saturday, 21 December 2013 02:17 (twelve years ago)