Also, the employees can answer the phone with "Hello, Mr. Floppy."
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Saturday, 6 October 2012 07:48 (eleven years ago) link
A chopped'n'screwed version of the Sopranos called the Baritones
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:39 (eleven years ago) link
A German 'Skyfall' parody called 'Durchfall'.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
iPhone games:
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
'Press The Button' - a large button in the middle of the screen. A voice says "Press the button!", and when you press the button the voice says "Well done!", then says "Press the button!" again, ad infinitum.
Would buy.
― cwkiii, Friday, 12 October 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
can i purchase upgrades for different types of buttons?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
Dev team is snowed under right now making different coloured walls for 'Watching Paint Dry'.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
Canadian Dancehall comp called "Driver, Eh?"
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
A show called Downtown Abby, about a girl called Abby who lives downtown. I think it's solid.
― where is el airoporto? (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
Rock Band: Tin Machine
― 'uckin' leg-end (snoball), Thursday, 18 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
I love that
― let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Friday, 19 October 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link
i drew up some plans for a "prog band" video game, it was a good idea as a single frame comic i guess, but a bad idea for a game. particularly the flautist part, presented a hygiene quandary
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 October 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/guitarroxyhero.gif
iirc
― down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Friday, 19 October 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
Rock Band: Neu! or Rock Band: Sunn o))) would be good too
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 October 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
urc
someone in knox referenced that gif irl the other day
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 October 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
Still holding out for, like, Rock Band: Steve Reich or Rock Band: Laurie Anderson. Rock Band: Max Tundra ideally, for me.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
Rock Band: U.S. Maple
― cwkiii, Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
rock band: unknown grade z touring band
part of it involves using a giant steering wheel controller and driving an old fucked up bus
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
That would be like the 'Desert Bus' minigame from Penn & Teller's Smoke & Mirrors.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwjJ284ViaM&feature=related
― ILX until I die (snoball), Saturday, 27 October 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
Painstakingly researched 3-volume (800 pages each) biography of Subway mascot Jaded Fogel
― let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Saturday, 27 October 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
That would be amazing because obviously, only the first volume would ever come out.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 October 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
Fogel, Volume 1Age 0-17: the Jaded Years
― but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Saturday, 27 October 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 October 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link
Gameshow concept: Are You Smarter Than A Three Year Old?
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
Are You Taller Than A Three Year Old?
― xanthanguar (cwkiii), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
Investment marketing idea: in the mold of the BRIC nations (i.e. the idea that you should invest in Brazil, Russia, India and China as the hot emerging markets), promote the BENZ nations: Burma, Eritrea, New Zealand.
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
The PUKE nations: invest in Paraguay, Ukraine, Kenya and Estonia.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
BLING: Bangladesh, Laos, Indonesia, Namibia and Gabon
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
The COCK nations: Cameroon, Oman, Chad, Kuwait.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
I kind of wish I had a platform to set up fake portfolios and see how these would do against each other
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
i think google and yahoo let you do this.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
I'm torn between trying to get my colleagues in the Warsaw office to include CRUMPERS (Croatia, Romania, Ukraine, Montenegro, Poland, Estonia, Russia, Serbia) or GRUMBLERS (Georgia, Romania, Ukraine, Montenegro, Bosnia, Latvia, Estonia, Russia, Serbia) in their 2013 strategy plan.
― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 08:26 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha GRUMBLERS is awesome
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
An electronic device to reduce procrastination in the office. It attaches to the wall, and every half an hour (or less depending on the needs of your particular office) blares out a version of the Bee Gee's 'You Should Be Dancing', but with the lyrics changed to 'You Should Be Working'.
― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
just read the lyrics to that song for the first time and realized it's *not really about dancing*
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
"printerest" -- a pinterest-style site for the prurient interest
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 November 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
"printerrest" - a plastic armrest for you to lean against while waiting for your slow-as-balls printer to print one bloody side of A4.
― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Friday, 9 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
(could also have a built in screen that shows you stupid stuff currently being posted to pinterest)
― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Friday, 9 November 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
"The Jersey Wire" -- a cross between Jersey Shore and The Wire.
That's all I got so far.
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:37 (eleven years ago) link
Film criticism that takes catering into account
― fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
A stand-up comedy duo called Piss & Vinegar, like Little & Large, but with jokes.
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Sunday, 2 December 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
St. Ives Malt Liquor: a malt beverage with skin-beautifying properties
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 December 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link
could also feature Burl Ives in the commercials.
I once had an idea for a '_____ For Dummies'-style series of basic explainer books called "What Part of _____ Do You Not Understand?"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 December 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
reggae/jam band called "Fiscal Spliff"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
Alphabetar - an immersive virtual-reality universe in which you place your children to help them learn spelling, phonics, and other basic skills
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 December 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ all 3 of these
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 December 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
A really bad Black Sabbath tribute band called Cack Sabbath.
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Friday, 14 December 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
start pronouncing and spelling Doritos as Deritos instead
― "reading specialist" (Z S), Friday, 28 December 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
start a super queer dub band where we only cover notable records in their entirety
― v impressive thing in css (wolves lacan), Friday, 28 December 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link