ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

I think any two-word cartoon character would have done just as well, tho.

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Elmer Fudd for you?
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Davey & Goliath for you?

Snuffleupagus: The Original Sockpuppet

(Actually, that would be Lambchop.)

btw lib how do u feel abt tom turning on u here - obv dan perry and abbott is a pretty exclusive club - but up until now hes considered u an unequivocal bro - tho prob somewhat because he couldnt use his classic this is not a democracy why dont u code yr own message bord zing on u - anyway how u dealing w/this

I still think Tom can be really funny, but the dude was not cut out to be an administrator of people rather than computers. I think he needs more lols and less arrghs in his life and ILX is obv a source of arrghs for him right now.

I hate to toot my own as they say but

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?

is quite obv superior.

yah thats what i always tell him hang up the badge and we can do lolz again bro

i really think big bird works best tho cause it implies attentive instruction

otm. cookie monster can't teach you shit.

http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/the-chase-poster1.jpg

^^ one for the film buffs

My Sesame St. education is probably lacking, because I don't remember BB ever being like a teacher dude. He just seemed like an XXL bro you liked to have around when getting ready to pour one out but otherwise in waking sober hours just kind of a buffoon. (xps)

big bird taught mostly through the socratic method which its true wasnt really toms intention

big bird is just perfect

Peripatetic OTMs.

in that sentence I mean, tho the bird himself is quite fine

"quite fine"

tombot, earlier this week:

http://www.herecomestheboss.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bigbird.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/2qu5jle.gif

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/28/28daba-pic.550.jpg
^^^wouldn't fuck any of these hideous bitchez with gabbneb's dick

― Courtney Love's Jew Loan Officer (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:11 PM

he grab it instantly xp

watch me crank that tombot and big bird that ho

^^^ I was thinking EXACTLY that when I read it but I was too scared to photoshop it.

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/28/28daba-pic.550.jpg

i would have sex with all this white girls

with your dick or gabbnebs

mine

gabbneb and his dick need to come in from the cold imo

hey youre back!

hi :)

i trust gabbneb has also benefitted from the mods' gesture of goodwill, someone should tell him maybe

o hes already back accusing people of be jealous of him

not as a hardman

oh fuck me

way to keep the meta shit off of 77, dudes.

― chaki

<3

man posts like that make me miss old tombot :( rip big bot man

Commonly used phrases that make you pass negative judgement on someone

"Cool beans"

― Local Garda, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:55 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Shits and giggles"

― Local Garda, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:56 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

once, i said "cool beans" and this annoying guy told me to never say that to him again, and i told him to fuck off

― surm, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:56 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and never spoke to him again.

― surm, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:56 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

<3

man this is a classic thread i'd forgotten these halcyon days

I miss TOMBOT ;_;

ilx used to be so amazing post 12/1 am eastern

- gershy revives
- tombot drunk modding and general hardmanning (i caught plenty of shrapnel but it was all good)
- rox posting from work

http://mitpress.mit.edu/images/products/books/0262692260-f30.jpg

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Trett-Hardman-88325;_ylt=AsXAcPShnHnrzuw2FEqPxxFHPZB4

lol @ that guy! worth the copy & paste for the photo imo.

a 6'3 10 year old, this is where we're going now.

btw if you click the link it works - dunno why it got cut off but you don't actually need to c&p

chelives1986 (9:55:18 PM): i want beef jerky x 10 right now
roxymuzak (9:58:26 PM): 10 beef jerkies or your desire is the size of 10 normal desires
roxymuzak (9:58:33 PM): clarification needed
chelives1986 (10:01:06 PM): i have the beef jerky desire of 10 macho men randy savages
roxymuzak (10:01:11 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roxymuzak (10:01:19 PM): diagnosis: you gotta get that jerky
chelives1986 (10:01:19 PM): ohhhhhhhhh yeah

dude chelives1986 is the best shit i've ever seen in my life. as someone who already had a healthy respect for the h00z, i love you even more than ever.

also: get the fuckin jerky.

10*want(jerky,HOOS)

haha ian that was a c/p from like january of this year i assure you my man

jerky got got

yeah brother

hahaha. now i want jerky tbh.