your terrible ideas

"It's really good, I hear it's the same chef as GRUEL"

I've got another one. It's called "GARNISH" -- all of the dishes consist only of condiments, garnishes, and incidental ingredients, e.g. "Bonito flakes, habanero aioli, rooftop garden cilantro, balsamic vinegar"

all the fixins

upgrade to iOS 6.

oh no, I already did it....

ARK AT THE PARK NIGHT - Get a free hot dog for every pair of animals you bring to the ballpark.

ARCLIGHT AT ARK AT THE PARK NIGHT

Get free movie tickets for every pair of animals you bring to the ballpark.

+ Matt Damon limited edition We Bought a Zoo bobbleheads for the first 1000 kids.

An alarm clock built into a vibrating butt plug.

two birds with one stone

An alarm clock built into a vibrating butt plug.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, September 27, 2012 12:48 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a GREAT idea.

yeah i said it. #gaylikessexinthebutt

A female Springsteen tribute act called "She's the Boss"

"Dancin' With Hanson" -- a reality show that I think is self-explanatory

An online nuts & bolts etc. company called 'Screw U'. Mainly so that the people on the customer support line can pick up the phone and say "screw you" before an abusive customer can start shouting.

Earbuds surgically implanted in the tip of each index finger.

Maybe if Screw U had a bricks & mortar retail store, the assistants could be called 'buddies', and each of them could wear a name tag with 'HI! I'M <employee's name>. SCREW U BUDDY' on it.

http://www.uneedabolt.com/

growing up, i had a t-shirt from these guys that read "DON'T GLUE IT, SCREW IT!"

a biography of Steve Howe called "Howe's Life"

Gundam Style

(google suggests that i am not to be the first to think of this)

^^^ see also 'Gangbang Style: A XXX Pr0n Parody'

A retro computer consumables shop called 'Mr. Floppy'.

Also, the employees can answer the phone with "Hello, Mr. Floppy."

A chopped'n'screwed version of the Sopranos called the Baritones

A German 'Skyfall' parody called 'Durchfall'.

iPhone games:

• 'Counting Pebbles On A Beach' - a screen full of pebbles, you have to count them by tapping on them. The game keeps count, but not on screen. It also won't tell you if you've tapped on the same pebble twice, so you could double count some pebbles. After you've tapped all the pebbles, the game asks you how many pebbles there are. Get it wrong and the game won't tell you how many pebbles there really are.
• 'Press The Button' - a large button in the middle of the screen. A voice says "Press the button!", and when you press the button the voice says "Well done!", then says "Press the button!" again, ad infinitum.
• 'Watching Paint Dry' - just a static image of a painted wall. Out of all these games it probably has the longest playing time. Actually would probably be good value for a $1 iPhone game, because most $1 games you realise they're crap after about 30 seconds, but with this one, people would be staring at the screen for quite a long time wondering if something was supposed to happen.

'Press The Button' - a large button in the middle of the screen. A voice says "Press the button!", and when you press the button the voice says "Well done!", then says "Press the button!" again, ad infinitum.

Would buy.

can i purchase upgrades for different types of buttons?

Dev team is snowed under right now making different coloured walls for 'Watching Paint Dry'.

Canadian Dancehall comp called "Driver, Eh?"

A show called Downtown Abby, about a girl called Abby who lives downtown. I think it's solid.

Rock Band: Tin Machine

I love that

i drew up some plans for a "prog band" video game, it was a good idea as a single frame comic i guess, but a bad idea for a game. particularly the flautist part, presented a hygiene quandary

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/guitarroxyhero.gif

iirc

Rock Band: Neu! or Rock Band: Sunn o))) would be good too

urc

someone in knox referenced that gif irl the other day

Still holding out for, like, Rock Band: Steve Reich or Rock Band: Laurie Anderson. Rock Band: Max Tundra ideally, for me.

Rock Band: U.S. Maple

rock band: unknown grade z touring band

part of it involves using a giant steering wheel controller and driving an old fucked up bus

That would be like the 'Desert Bus' minigame from Penn & Teller's Smoke & Mirrors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwjJ284ViaM&feature=related

Painstakingly researched 3-volume (800 pages each) biography of Subway mascot Jaded Fogel

That would be amazing because obviously, only the first volume would ever come out.

Fogel, Volume 1
Age 0-17: the Jaded Years

lol

Gameshow concept: Are You Smarter Than A Three Year Old?

Are You Taller Than A Three Year Old?

Investment marketing idea: in the mold of the BRIC nations (i.e. the idea that you should invest in Brazil, Russia, India and China as the hot emerging markets), promote the BENZ nations: Burma, Eritrea, New Zealand.

The PUKE nations: invest in Paraguay, Ukraine, Kenya and Estonia.

BLING: Bangladesh, Laos, Indonesia, Namibia and Gabon

The COCK nations: Cameroon, Oman, Chad, Kuwait.