ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

i kinda like the new version tho

my favorite apart about this place is how in between my post and the admin log explanation of "eman otm" you still cannot figure out why it was moved to thread dump and locked

also libcrypt that is officially gr8080's only joke, please don't take it away from him

yeah if gr8080 is known for something its certainly being one-note, tiresome and unlikeable

and yeah i really kinda dont "follow" the admin log like its a newsfeed lol

I consider everybody on ILX except for like dan perry & abbott to be one-note, tiresome and unlikeable

I will now ban myself for a week

should be a thesaurus entry for "lol" for times like these, that are special

xpost

Why do you want to admin a place where you hate everyone? (xp)

rofl lmao funny haha omg lmfao wtf lawl laugh roflmao lolz laughing noob roflcopter internet sex rotfl gay owned 1337 lulz fuck pwned n00b pwn cool omfg xd ass brb hehe awesome acronym aim stfu shit zomg wow loud out laugh out loud penis lollerskates nigger msn stupid slang lolol leet rotflmao

xxp

btw i take no responsibility for urbanthesaurus.com

If there were only two people on ILX I liked I think it would get pretty quickly too tiresome to stay, regardless of my role.

can i be a mod since i'm otm

with respect emanbot doesn't have the same ring to it

yes it does

hardeman lolbot experience

http://i41.tinypic.com/2n7wvb.jpg

emon

m0n ami

http://majesticrecord.com/_wizardimages/Hardman.jpg

GLENN HARDMAN

This is a font I found today:

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6732/picture1bt3.png

tombot: to be fair, i only make that joke when you are drunk and being a hardman

hahaha i can see how that would lead to being one note though

set em up, knock em down

http://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/carson/images/12_carson.jpg

At least the LaRouchies have the balls to go out in public and say similar shit to this, instead of creep around on 20s-30s demographic free internets discussion forum.

― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:39 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol "creep around 20s-30s" very subtle! I'm a poli-pedophile.

You'd regret saying that to me in "public."

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:43 (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uh wait for the rest of it.

where is this from

I love how your contemptuous old ass made all these bullshit, bullshit, BULLSHIT promises to shut the FUCK up about this shit for 100 days or what the FUCK ever and you couldn't even keep yourself off the sauce for TWO.
You're a piece of shit poster and every goddamn thing you write lately is disgusting troll nonsense and you know I like you IRL but SHIT GOD.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:46 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:46 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

stick to movies, at least there your schtick is vaguely amusing from time to time. We get it, you hate america and we murder innocents with our tax dollars because we're all too stupid to know better. Now eat shit and quit reviving politics threads with your wingnut concern frottage

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:47 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shit gettin heated on US torture politics thread.

morbs is torturing tom

morbs is giving tom some strapped-down agony

Good luck usa!

new form of torture: watermorbing

i love this line (no sarcasm)

"is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?"

I think any two-word cartoon character would have done just as well, tho.

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Elmer Fudd for you?
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Davey & Goliath for you?

Snuffleupagus: The Original Sockpuppet

(Actually, that would be Lambchop.)

btw lib how do u feel abt tom turning on u here - obv dan perry and abbott is a pretty exclusive club - but up until now hes considered u an unequivocal bro - tho prob somewhat because he couldnt use his classic this is not a democracy why dont u code yr own message bord zing on u - anyway how u dealing w/this

I still think Tom can be really funny, but the dude was not cut out to be an administrator of people rather than computers. I think he needs more lols and less arrghs in his life and ILX is obv a source of arrghs for him right now.

I hate to toot my own as they say but

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?

is quite obv superior.

yah thats what i always tell him hang up the badge and we can do lolz again bro

i really think big bird works best tho cause it implies attentive instruction

otm. cookie monster can't teach you shit.

http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/the-chase-poster1.jpg

^^ one for the film buffs

My Sesame St. education is probably lacking, because I don't remember BB ever being like a teacher dude. He just seemed like an XXL bro you liked to have around when getting ready to pour one out but otherwise in waking sober hours just kind of a buffoon. (xps)

“flappy bird vs gabbneb: slap battle” is not something I should be remotely interested in, but I’ve had worse impulses

― El Tomboto, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:40 AM (fifteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would bring a knife

― flappy bird, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:43 AM (fourteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, May 18, 2018 8:01 PM (yesterday)

Fuck you

― El Tomboto, Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:42 AM (fourteen hours ago)

tombot's rage against the machine

Not that unusual for malfunctioning govt employees to rail against the System

I think I might be a host

To the thieving scumbag who stole my grandaughter's bread rolls and cheese slices from her tent at Leeds Festival. I hope they choke you.

— Viv Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@vivlives001) August 26, 2018

ffs mom

A proportionate and perhaps even restrained response to cheese slice thievery, imo.

HANGING'S TOO GOOD

anyone who chooses to attend a music festival without planning to survive on nothing but drugs, booze and mouthfuls of mud deserves everything they get tbh

eeee in my day we thought ourselves lucky if the tent was still there. kids these days don't know they're born etc

rolling hardmom thread

st. john's ambulance will always give you a tomato cup-a-soup

*hardnan xp

Morbs quoting Taibbi quoting Tracey is like the end of days. Or sunday. It's more like every fucking sunday.

― Frederik B, Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still waiting for the Sunday where you have an industrial accident

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm not stupid enough to give my bank account information to Donald Trump. If a check ever lands in my PO box, hooray.

― but also fuck you (unperson),Monday, April 13, 2020 10:26 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

self-owning hardman

https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs/amp/

https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs

Fuck it. Fresh Prince said "fuck you" to 50 Cent

it's hard out here for a hardman

a lot of my fave top tier twitter posters are still going strong and I have not seen one of them announce they are moving to bluesky. And these are the funniest and most fucked up ones that drew me into twitter in the first place. I don't really care which fucking arsehole owns it. Running an ugliest arsehole competetion amongst big tech billionaires is not for me, they ALL need executing.

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 27 December 2024 19:07 (two minutes ago) link

hardmanning for the status quo