i kinda like the new version tho
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
my favorite apart about this place is how in between my post and the admin log explanation of "eman otm" you still cannot figure out why it was moved to thread dump and locked
― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link
also libcrypt that is officially gr8080's only joke, please don't take it away from him
― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah if gr8080 is known for something its certainly being one-note, tiresome and unlikeable
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link
and yeah i really kinda dont "follow" the admin log like its a newsfeed lol
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I consider everybody on ILX except for like dan perry & abbott to be one-note, tiresome and unlikeable
― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I will now ban myself for a week
should be a thesaurus entry for "lol" for times like these, that are special
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Why do you want to admin a place where you hate everyone? (xp)
― Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link
rofl lmao funny haha omg lmfao wtf lawl laugh roflmao lolz laughing noob roflcopter internet sex rotfl gay owned 1337 lulz fuck pwned n00b pwn cool omfg xd ass brb hehe awesome acronym aim stfu shit zomg wow loud out laugh out loud penis lollerskates nigger msn stupid slang lolol leet rotflmao
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link
xxp
btw i take no responsibility for urbanthesaurus.com
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link
If there were only two people on ILX I liked I think it would get pretty quickly too tiresome to stay, regardless of my role.
― Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link
can i be a mod since i'm otm
― eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link
with respect emanbot doesn't have the same ring to it
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link
yes it does
― eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link
hardeman lolbot experience
― Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i41.tinypic.com/2n7wvb.jpg
― ice cr?m, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link
emon
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link
m0n ami
― eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://majesticrecord.com/_wizardimages/Hardman.jpg
― velko, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:32 (fifteen years ago) link
GLENN HARDMAN
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:38 (fifteen years ago) link
This is a font I found today:
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6732/picture1bt3.png
― Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link
tombot: to be fair, i only make that joke when you are drunk and being a hardman
― gr8080, Monday, 26 January 2009 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha i can see how that would lead to being one note though
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
set em up, knock em down
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 26 January 2009 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/carson/images/12_carson.jpg
― eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
At least the LaRouchies have the balls to go out in public and say similar shit to this, instead of creep around on 20s-30s demographic free internets discussion forum.
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:39 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol "creep around 20s-30s" very subtle! I'm a poli-pedophile.
You'd regret saying that to me in "public."
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:43 (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
uh wait for the rest of it.
― Redknapp out (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
where is this from
― BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I love how your contemptuous old ass made all these bullshit, bullshit, BULLSHIT promises to shut the FUCK up about this shit for 100 days or what the FUCK ever and you couldn't even keep yourself off the sauce for TWO.You're a piece of shit poster and every goddamn thing you write lately is disgusting troll nonsense and you know I like you IRL but SHIT GOD.
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:46 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:46 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
stick to movies, at least there your schtick is vaguely amusing from time to time. We get it, you hate america and we murder innocents with our tax dollars because we're all too stupid to know better. Now eat shit and quit reviving politics threads with your wingnut concern frottage
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:47 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
shit gettin heated on US torture politics thread.
― Redknapp out (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
morbs is torturing tom
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
morbs is giving tom some strapped-down agony
― max, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Good luck usa!
― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
new form of torture: watermorbing
― eman, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
i love this line (no sarcasm)
"is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?"
― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I think any two-word cartoon character would have done just as well, tho.
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Elmer Fudd for you?Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Davey & Goliath for you?
― 7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Snuffleupagus: The Original Sockpuppet
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
(Actually, that would be Lambchop.)
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
btw lib how do u feel abt tom turning on u here - obv dan perry and abbott is a pretty exclusive club - but up until now hes considered u an unequivocal bro - tho prob somewhat because he couldnt use his classic this is not a democracy why dont u code yr own message bord zing on u - anyway how u dealing w/this
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I still think Tom can be really funny, but the dude was not cut out to be an administrator of people rather than computers. I think he needs more lols and less arrghs in his life and ILX is obv a source of arrghs for him right now.
― 7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I hate to toot my own as they say but
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?
is quite obv superior.
― 7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
yah thats what i always tell him hang up the badge and we can do lolz again bro
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
i really think big bird works best tho cause it implies attentive instruction
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
otm. cookie monster can't teach you shit.
― bnw, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/the-chase-poster1.jpg
― the face of fashion in soho square (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ one for the film buffs
― the face of fashion in soho square (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link
My Sesame St. education is probably lacking, because I don't remember BB ever being like a teacher dude. He just seemed like an XXL bro you liked to have around when getting ready to pour one out but otherwise in waking sober hours just kind of a buffoon. (xps)
― 7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I've never been so happy to see dead vermin. I leaned over to one roach who was shuffling off on his back and whispered "I'm glad you're dead" into his ear.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, November 23, 2016 3:31 PM (four days ago)
― the late great, Sunday, 27 November 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link
“flappy bird vs gabbneb: slap battle” is not something I should be remotely interested in, but I’ve had worse impulses
― El Tomboto, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:40 AM (fifteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I would bring a knife
― flappy bird, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:43 AM (fourteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Thursday, 29 March 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, May 18, 2018 8:01 PM (yesterday)
Fuck you
― El Tomboto, Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:42 AM (fourteen hours ago)
― the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
tombot's rage against the machine
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link
Not that unusual for malfunctioning govt employees to rail against the System
― type your stinkin prose off me, ur damned qwerty uiop (wins), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link
I think I might be a host
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link
To the thieving scumbag who stole my grandaughter's bread rolls and cheese slices from her tent at Leeds Festival. I hope they choke you.— Viv Williams 🏴 (@vivlives001) August 26, 2018
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link
ffs mom
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:24 (five years ago) link
A proportionate and perhaps even restrained response to cheese slice thievery, imo.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
HANGING'S TOO GOOD
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
anyone who chooses to attend a music festival without planning to survive on nothing but drugs, booze and mouthfuls of mud deserves everything they get tbh
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link
eeee in my day we thought ourselves lucky if the tent was still there. kids these days don't know they're born etc
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link
rolling hardmom thread
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
st. john's ambulance will always give you a tomato cup-a-soup
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link
*hardnan xp
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link
Morbs quoting Taibbi quoting Tracey is like the end of days. Or sunday. It's more like every fucking sunday.
― Frederik B, Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
still waiting for the Sunday where you have an industrial accident
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 March 2019 14:57 (five years ago) link
I'm not stupid enough to give my bank account information to Donald Trump. If a check ever lands in my PO box, hooray.
― but also fuck you (unperson),Monday, April 13, 2020 10:26 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
self-owning hardman
― brimstead, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 23:38 (four years ago) link
https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs/amp/
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:48 (three years ago) link
https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs
Fuck it. Fresh Prince said "fuck you" to 50 Cent
it's hard out here for a hardman
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 04:41 (two years ago) link