dell you're at best a mediocre excuse for a regular poster and you always have been. Your post just now is like the 91 IQ bureaucrat who rolls up in the all-hands meeting for the perfect attendance award. The DMV appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.
― El Tomboto, Friday, August 10, 2012 12:25 AM (8 minutes ago)
― ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:41 (thirteen years ago)
almost like old times
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:42 (thirteen years ago)
we need to do a clinic
― the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)
(ILX) appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.
http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/subzeros_hand_fatality.gif
― the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)
read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post
About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)
― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)
call me old-fashioned but i like to read the motherfucking thread before i motherfucking post. can see where we differ.
― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)
belongs here:
― omar little, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)
rapscallion
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)
Actually I love how bare bones and nothing their Wikipedia entry is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toploader
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:18 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Reflects how nothing they are.
― wise men farting over you (snoball), Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:21 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Unlike humans, dogs don't talk shit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)
I must remind everyone that if you voted for N.W.A. the vote will not be counted for them.
― VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:29 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:59 (thirteen years ago)
no Ns W A allowed in the rock poll
― Une ville musulmane dans la Chine du Nord sous les Mongols (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:07 (thirteen years ago)
NWAOBHM
― ron pinot (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:30 (thirteen years ago)
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/DanHardman.jpg
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 04:55 (thirteen years ago)
RIP
― young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 05:09 (thirteen years ago)
hardman see u
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 07:43 (thirteen years ago)
yeah...you're gonna want to change your way of thinking, if top publics count as middle of the road. you'll be lucky to get a regional or community college visiting job, in an out of the way place.
I was on a search committee last year at my previous university, in a less than desirable locale (though still an R1, if only barely), & we got 400+ apps.
my new department, in a much better uni / locale, is advertising this year for a pretty specialized junior position, & I expect at least 400 apps for that.
― Euler, Friday, September 14, 2012 4:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
in humanities btw
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 14 September 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
got my work's golf day this weekend too #thesnidercup
it's at this place, check it out. a real golf course, none of this yankee parkland chat http://www.dundonaldlinks.com
― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 5:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
We kicked your motherfucking ass in the afternoon. take your "Yankee parkland" shit and stick it up your ass
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
bill magill ladies and gents
― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
I think we've discussed the phenomenon of adoring Disney theme parks and staying in their hotels yet not giving a flying fuck about Mickey and company.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
can't believe mickey got hardmanned
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
is nothing sacred?
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)
modest mickey
― am0n, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)
I love that in hardman time it is always 2009.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)
feels right
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)
wiz's whole thing is not saying dope shit, but saying as little whack shit as possible. it's like reverse lyricism.
― childish bambino (rennavate), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's retarded
― pussy try it (J0rdan S.), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 November 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)
a hard man is good to find
― chief beef (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 November 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)
they may have split up so the story goes...
― piscesx, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:21 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well, it was a good run
― call all destroyer, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh wait no it wasn't
― Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)
maybe it's that internet anonymity thing where everyone feels compelled to be a douchebag in the comments section because no one has to actually look at anyone in the face when they're being a total tool
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:12 (1 minute ago)
― moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
oh damn, ilx got told
― Mordy, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
it's time for some deep thoughts about the internet
― iatee, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:18 (thirteen years ago)
let's not get our panties in a bind xpost
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:17 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i obviously didn't mean to imply that there aren't talentless women. in fact, i can think of many.
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:19 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what do you have against Poliopolice, guys
― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:49 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
is he squirrel police
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
http://yaccessibilityblog.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Why-Being-in-a-Wheelchair-Doesnt-Suck.jpg
― brownie, Thursday, 24 January 2013 16:08 (thirteen years ago)
You are writing for the Stockport Express for a REASON you cunt.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:21 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Crack On, Have A Booze (with Manda Rin) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 25 January 2013 13:32 (thirteen years ago)
trying to guess if that's from "stockport couple have wedding reception in mcdonalds" or "happy birthday marcello!!"
― r|t|c, Friday, 25 January 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)
magill's gonna throw out his falcon flags and pretend he never rooted for them along with all the other bandwagon retards; good riddance
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, January 20, 2013 6:16 PM
Fuck you. You know nothing about me or what I'm about and you definitely don't know shit about football. All you k ow about me is what you get off a stupid Internet message board you fuck. I live in this town and I'm going nowhere, you pussy. Stop hiding behind a computer monitor. If you wanna meet for real, lets get it on. Otherwise shut your fucking trap.
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, January 21, 2013 11:13 AM
Name the time and place, homie. Anywhere in metro Atlanta. Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass. Bring your friends so they can see what happens when you try and sell wolf tickets. Go ahead and wear some of the Falcons gear you've been rocking for your years of devoted fandom so I can recognize you.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, January 21, 2013 11:42 AM
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2013 14:00 (thirteen years ago)
Daamn rtc
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2013 14:02 (thirteen years ago)
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
― bertrim hapaz (anky), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ ade/magill
― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
he still hasn't PMed me, guess we know what b-mag is all about
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:35 (thirteen years ago)
http://pbmo.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/wolf-ticket.jpg?w=300&h=289
― am0n, Friday, 25 January 2013 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
. . .wolf tickets?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 January 2013 03:36 (thirteen years ago)
smdh big tuhoosmas
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 January 2013 03:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3092/3209191619_7e3f4561c7.jpg
― buzza, Saturday, 26 January 2013 03:45 (thirteen years ago)
anyone monitoring the Marietta police blotter?
we at least need some WDYLL pics.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:03 (thirteen years ago)
WDYLLAAFYU
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:04 (thirteen years ago)
jail vs hospital?
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:32 (thirteen years ago)
^ H4A's last offer before throwing down on bm
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:36 (thirteen years ago)
you have this weird thing where you think i'm afraid to be an asshole or look like one.
― some dude
― the late great, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 06:19 (thirteen years ago)
hey so i started this thread:
the ever twirling ILP photowheel
but i forgot to specify that the images that people post should be photos that they have taken themselves. so there are at least two posts of photos that are pretty clearly NOT taken by the posters:
the ever twirling ILP photowheelthe ever twirling ILP photowheel
and also a post that needs its image link fixed:the ever twirling ILP photowheel
and also some posts that didn't work: the ever twirling ILP photowheel
and some posts that mess up the flow:the ever twirling ILP photowheel
if possible, could a mod go through and delete those posts / remove text from posts that already have photos attached? it takes away from the flow of the thread. already have a request pending here: mod - can you imagify this post but nobody seems to be paying attention to it.
alternatively, perhaps ILP could use a mod? it's a small board but it seems that there's people regularly have trouble posting images because they use html tags instead, or get the bbcode wrong, etc. i uh, reluctantly nominate myself, but there are others who are longtime contributors who would be great at it too: michael jones, chinavision!, schlump, just to name a few
ty mods
― 乒乓, Sunday, April 28, 2013 9:50 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Sorted the broken/bad links but am not rewriting history on the others, or adding mods that would.
― stet, Sunday, April 28, 2013 10:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 April 2013 21:44 (thirteen years ago)
does he have RSS feed? If not, he doesn't exist
― now is not the time for motorboating (dandydonweiner), Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 June 2013 17:55 (thirteen years ago)