Otherwise all my crushes were on real people. I kept all of them as secret as possible and never told the boys in question, although I couldn't stop myself from talking about them to others, so I'm sure everyone actually knew. I still remember all of their faces and most of their names.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:10 (fourteen years ago)
well of courseexcept i occasionally told the boy in question and it NEVER EVER ENDED WELL. not even once.
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
Nope.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
btw that kid looks like a shrunken adrian zmed!
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
my broken picture up there was of keanu reeves + river phoenix in my own private idaho, in the interest of completism
― horseshoe, Monday, 25 June 2012 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
I had to look up who Adrian Zmed is, but that guy's face otm.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
esp keanu in river's edge
http://www.freewebs.com/mzkisza/min.jpg
hubba
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:16 (fourteen years ago)
I can support that.
I've only ever liked brooding wise guys, I guess. This preference is probably not serving me that well in my adult life.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
also esai morales in la bamba, the violent drunken aspiring cartoonist with a heart of gold
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:22 (fourteen years ago)
that was more middle school though
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:23 (fourteen years ago)
I harbored a little crush on Lou Diamond Philips for a while. Weird.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:25 (fourteen years ago)
River's Edge Keanu OTM
― carl agatha, Monday, 25 June 2012 14:36 (fourteen years ago)
The Monster Squad kid looks like a younger version of Jacob the Shirtless Twilight Werewolf whose real name I cannot remember.
Taylor Lautner or something like that I think.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:37 (fourteen years ago)
Why did I know that? I've never even seen any of the movies. Weird.
http://gossip-juice.com/images/2011/Taylor-lautner.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 25 June 2012 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, Taylor Lautner. I should know because I've seen all the damn movies.
FFM, i srsly was so close to posting about james deen in this thread last night
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
Whenever I think of Adrian Zmed I picture him with a shirtless, with a bandana around his head, playing the saxophone. ???
― carl agatha, Monday, 25 June 2012 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
roxy: I was too busy ;) seriously though I'm in love and my husband is away and I am going to show him some videos ASAP, he will be so excited to see me finally get into this haha
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:43 (fourteen years ago)
Carl: I read that as banana and thought 'that is VERY specific'!
It's still pretty specific, just not as bizarre.
― carl agatha, Monday, 25 June 2012 14:44 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5u91ls66L1rt5nx0o8_500.jpg
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:44 (fourteen years ago)
Is that the porn guy? He looks better there. Sort of.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
Maybe you need to see him, err, in action.
this is making me want to watch river's edge reeeeeal badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7nJv16v3s
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
jim jim jim
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
xp <3 omfgit doesn't hurt that he looks like a guy I took home for a one-night stand just out of high school. Turned out he was a virgin, but he didn't tell me at the time. He ALSO had a 2 year girlfriend who had dumped him (but didn't intend for him to go out and find me..) and that was big drama. but seriously, I'll take all the skinny brown haired boys thanks.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
that's him E! apparently he does porn parodies too, I have yet to see any of this.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
i saw the seinfeld one, it was hilarious
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:48 (fourteen years ago)
FFM in the first pic you posted I was sort of thinking he reminded me of your A.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:48 (fourteen years ago)
important reading http://100interviews.com/post/7046660690/7
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
Seinfeld is what I am excited(? Intrigued?) to see! And yes E, I have a type and I stick to that type. Most of my exes could be brothers. :) Also does that mean you don't find A hot? Catfight!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
Hahaha no, not at all. Like Laurel said, it's the weird look on his face in the first pic that was off-putting.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:53 (fourteen years ago)
His look is not for me at all in any pic, but I'm glad someone likes him. It's only fair, really.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:54 (fourteen years ago)
xp that's fair! I didn't want to GIS him at work even with safe search off so I got the first clear shot I found & closed the window!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:04 (fourteen years ago)
that was a fun article, roxy. I like goofs.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:05 (fourteen years ago)
apparently i like sad scared stoned teens in the 80s (warning contains nudity)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpRxZB0Op9o&feature=related
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:15 (fourteen years ago)
It's on Netflix streaming, FYI!
― carl agatha, Monday, 25 June 2012 15:41 (fourteen years ago)
excellent casting in that movie imo
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:53 (fourteen years ago)
you all can have Keanu, Crispin Glover was my fave!
― sarahell, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:22 (fourteen years ago)
like I feel that my transition from pre-teen to real teenager was when i decided Crispin Glover was more desirable than Michael J Fox in Back to the Future.
― sarahell, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
everyone in that movie has his/her own ws charm, i'd say
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
well almostnot the little kids
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
haha true! And that def. includes Dennis Hopper
― sarahell, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.boyactors.org.uk/actors/115.jpg
This kid played an asshole kid in like every movie that called for an asshole kid.
― carl agatha, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha omg
that kid!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
He totally did and the casting was perfect because he just looks like a complete asshole. It's true.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, June 25, 2012 10:38 AM (47 seconds ago)
― sarahell, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
And he looks pretty much the same now.
http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/joshua_john_miller/DCELEB-joshua%20john%20miller%20pics%20001.jpghttp://1.fwcdn.pl/p/25/97/102597/132422.1.jpghttp://www.thefancarpet.com/uploaded_assets/images/actor/2989/Joshua_John_Miller_28405_Medium.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)