no boys allowed in the room!!!!

Dave Foley <3 love that guy even if he did age heavily haha

yeah time was def cruel to dave

i had an odelay-era pic of beck on my wall in high school, but i don't think i thought he was hot, i think i just thought he was cool. i'm not sure though.

Go back and forth on Beck. It really depends on how he's styled. I don't think he's inherently cute but damn he sure has had some cute looks over the years.

Also there's that whole Scientology thing. Though that gets balanced out by the "did he have sex with Thom Yorke?" thing.

Wait, that last one may only have been in the minds of fangirls everywhere.

aw I love that roxy had a crush on Dave Foley! I always liked when they had a black wig on him – Hecubus, the Steps sketches

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rgF5SxGaCzc/0.jpg

senior year was when I figured out Buster Keaton is the most beautiful guy who ever lived

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13800000/Buster-Keaton-silent-movies-13813188-1300-1654.jpg

I think I have developed a mad crush on Kieran Hebden.

Mainly because he appears to be half man, half paisley.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/314980/Four+Tet.jpg

I'm not sure if this should go here or on the crush of shame thread. But I'm not ashamed of crushing on his remixes.

had a total teen crush on this guy:

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/ww5Ko6Fiq5s/hqdefault.jpg

partially because he reminded me of other teen crush

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EhafbTdBBJo/SyElVzq0dLI/AAAAAAAADAU/-jieA8PhL1c/s400/Ian_Curtis--large-msg-113454043898-2.jpg

haha so that IS kate! <3

totally agree re: buster keaton, what a beautiful dude.

In year 12, at 16, this was one of my #1's. And still is, tho time has also not aged this gent too well (doesnt it all of us)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/VMFMD9qmmonylzkilklUpnVqo1_400.jpg

OTOH my other teen crush has aged like the finest wine in the universe.

http://www.samadhisound.com/jansenthewire.jpg

there was a weird period in my early teen years when i thought jim carrey was hot lol

awww geez I have an intense crush on porn star James Deen thanks to my manager talking about him too much on twitter last week. If you've got some time alone, check him out ladies.. /crepey

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=17742508

A firm ew. That smile is too knowing and coquettish.

Yeah. I don't know about that guy, Lex. Sorry. :/

if i were being really honest with myself i would post a picture of bono in this thread but gawd.

Oh, I didn't go for him at first when I saw a picture. But the videos are very boyfriendy and he's very into the ladies; it's refreshing (I was never a porn watcher, but that might change.)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Yy3Kxdd4GMI/TrY7SKEg7PI/AAAAAAAAD-c/dWiRQ3soBoU/s400/Quiz+Show.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lIwUKNoncq8/T0rp5tqUWmI/AAAAAAAAAFo/jYLIBM0SP_k/s1600/mulder.jpg, why won't you love me?

Similarly, at my current age I'm a little creeped out by the babyish, wounded/vulnerable-looking faces of our old crush objects pictured above. Amazing how young Ewan McG looks. Kinda...victimy though? I'm torn between their obvious smashability and...them looking like they've already been smashed. :(

Oh, that guy is a porn star?

Oh I had a huge crush on Ralph Fiennes at one point.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20600000/My-own-Private-Idaho-river-phoenix-and-keanu-reeves-20600120-591-412.jpg

babes

YES! Both of them.

Man, River was so amazingly beautiful. Does he have a different dad to the other Pheonix kids? I've always wondered because they all look so much alike and nothing like him.

They do all look so young. And at the time, to me, they were all so old!

tbf, ewan was playing a heroin addict in that movie. i remember him as being kind of hearty in comparison to some of the 90s waifs i lusted after, but maybe that was only relative.

i know i'm supposed to hate him, but i also thought damon albarn was the hottest.

I'm trying to think of who my teen crushes were and I'm blanking! I know when I was a pre-teen, I was all about Joe Elliot and Rick Savage from Def Leppard... Oh wait! I've got one.

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Lost-Boys-Michael-Jason-Patric.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mpjLkY97zSY/SdxhAg-ujHI/AAAAAAAAB98/duy84uzniBU/s400/Jason%252BPatrick%252B-%252BLost%252BBoys.jpg

also, stephen malkmus. but i'm having a hard time finding 90s pictures of him online.

Oh wait, and Matthew Broderick c. War Games. And Wyatt but NOT Gary from Weird Science. And Val Kilmer from real Genius.

Oh oh oh Eric Stoltz c. Some Kind of Wonderful. Geez, how could I forget that one. I actually specifically remember telling somebody that he was my favorite actor at some point in the 80s.

yeah, eric stolz was preternaturally beautiful in that movie. tbh i was never into him, for that reason. there was something eerie about his face. still is.

tbh I didn't have crushes on any of the actual actors. I had crushes on their characters, and I translated those into crushes on the actors (hence Eric Stoltz as my stated favorite actor) because I thought that was a little more normal. But mostly I liked cute boys playing smart weirdos in movies (and also Jason Patric in the Lost Boys because come on, look at that guy).

As far as musicians go, Robert Smith, (young) Robert Plant, Chrissy Hynde, and in keeping with my affinity for smart weirdos, Mike Mills from REM.

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Celebrities/M_R/Ra_Rh/Rem/crops/rem-michael-stipe-02.jpg

Some Kind of Wonderful: Keith v. Duncan

eyebrows on the left there will haunt me til the end of days, wow

xp me OTM in that thread

i liked this guy a lot but i can't think of any other actors
http://content6.flixster.com/photo/10/19/89/10198976_gal.jpg

i was obsessed with the face of marty willson piper, but only had a couple of pictures of him to go on and they were all basically half hair.

in the preinternet era we sure were starved for pictures

I didn't know who any of these people were when I was an adolescent/teen (I still don't know who half of these photos are of). When I was VERY young, though, I had a desperate infatuation with this guy:

http://www.mainstreetmallonline.com/fanstuff/members/buhhoe1/listings/062312MSMO114.jpg

Otherwise all my crushes were on real people. I kept all of them as secret as possible and never told the boys in question, although I couldn't stop myself from talking about them to others, so I'm sure everyone actually knew. I still remember all of their faces and most of their names.

well of course
except i occasionally told the boy in question and it NEVER EVER ENDED WELL. not even once.

Nope.

btw that kid looks like a shrunken adrian zmed!

my broken picture up there was of keanu reeves + river phoenix in my own private idaho, in the interest of completism

I had to look up who Adrian Zmed is, but that guy's face otm.

esp keanu in river's edge

http://www.freewebs.com/mzkisza/min.jpg

hubba

I can support that.

I've only ever liked brooding wise guys, I guess. This preference is probably not serving me that well in my adult life.

also esai morales in la bamba, the violent drunken aspiring cartoonist with a heart of gold

that was more middle school though