no boys allowed in the room!!!!

ewan was my biggest celeb love interest in high school, hands down.

i also liked jude law, but he was kinda too pretty. i remember explaining to a friend why damon albarn was more supernaturally attractive than jude law because damon had fucked up teeth. when he smiled it gave that little crack in the straight prettiness that really made it just painful to look at

i ran into jude law in person once!!!! i was with ken chu on primrose hill. for a brief second i thought he was damon albarn and i nearly died.

lets just have pictures of our teenage crushes for a while

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9apkrbe8e1qzeuejo1_500.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_74XjRB1CJng/SHCSa3YhjBI/AAAAAAAABlk/X_eLVQkflIo/s400/Lou+Barlow.jpg

^had that picture on my wall for years and years, then one time i went to see sebadoh in another city and unwittingly left my cat locked in my room. she shredded the picture. haw

i had this on the cover of my notebook for a long time, actually that may have lasted into college

http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/d/3/d36nvhrs8rvqn6hq.jpg

I had the biggest crush on Beck c Odelay

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56vouyNn01r3l383o1_1280.jpg

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0x3s1cdXH1qaykoyo1_500.jpg

still find these pics thrilling tbh

I liked Harvey in Sabrina the Teenage Witch

http://hotteahotbooks.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/3852767941_4cb96412fe.jpeg

God, I can barely remember my teenage years. Actually - HAH! Wait, I remember my number one crush.

Don't laugh, I always had a thing for gingers.

http://www.godsandalcoves.com/uploads/images_013/images/love_and_rockets_band.jpg

Roxy otm about Damon x1000. He was so freaking dreamy it was unreal. That gif! I also had a big thing for Jude Law but he hasn't aged very well. Ewan was a favorite as well tbh. You have good taste!

I think though, that my ultimate teenage crush was Christian Bale.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zyueWSVb1qzspj4o1_500.gif
http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/bale/images/b20_jpg.jpg

SEXY GUYS

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v342/adsss/christian.jpg

Who am I kidding with "was"? The man is still ridiculously handsome.

hahaha the first pic was supposed to be this one from newsies:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0up7cL2oB1r437e6o1_250.jpg

Aw that's a v v cute picture of Lou B.

As much as I loved Ewan, my Trainspotting crush was most defintely the former Mr. Angelina Jolie:

http://www.hobo-bonobo.co.uk/newsdesk/images/070731230809.jpg

The only celebrity sexxy dreams I have are about Oliver Reed o_O

haha i was going to add sick boy as a footnote
and i loved xian bale too, but it was a little later, like in early college.
we have great taste!

damon has aged weirdly too but his look wasnt really something sustainable. hes still a cute man. and clearly doesnt really give a fuck, which is something.

i also liked

http://celebslists.com/images/dave-foley-01.jpg

lol!

Is that the guy from Kids in the Hall? (edit: I checked, it is, and uh, wow, age has not been kind.)

I didn't have many celeb crushes, I guess mine would've just been Kurt Cobain, like the typical depressoid teen I was. But scrolling down this thread and seeing that picture of Graham biting his lip, COR BUGGERING BLIMEY, basically.

Dave Foley <3 love that guy even if he did age heavily haha

yeah time was def cruel to dave

i had an odelay-era pic of beck on my wall in high school, but i don't think i thought he was hot, i think i just thought he was cool. i'm not sure though.

Go back and forth on Beck. It really depends on how he's styled. I don't think he's inherently cute but damn he sure has had some cute looks over the years.

Also there's that whole Scientology thing. Though that gets balanced out by the "did he have sex with Thom Yorke?" thing.

Wait, that last one may only have been in the minds of fangirls everywhere.

aw I love that roxy had a crush on Dave Foley! I always liked when they had a black wig on him – Hecubus, the Steps sketches

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rgF5SxGaCzc/0.jpg

senior year was when I figured out Buster Keaton is the most beautiful guy who ever lived

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13800000/Buster-Keaton-silent-movies-13813188-1300-1654.jpg

I think I have developed a mad crush on Kieran Hebden.

Mainly because he appears to be half man, half paisley.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/314980/Four+Tet.jpg

I'm not sure if this should go here or on the crush of shame thread. But I'm not ashamed of crushing on his remixes.

had a total teen crush on this guy:

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/ww5Ko6Fiq5s/hqdefault.jpg

partially because he reminded me of other teen crush

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EhafbTdBBJo/SyElVzq0dLI/AAAAAAAADAU/-jieA8PhL1c/s400/Ian_Curtis--large-msg-113454043898-2.jpg

haha so that IS kate! <3

totally agree re: buster keaton, what a beautiful dude.

In year 12, at 16, this was one of my #1's. And still is, tho time has also not aged this gent too well (doesnt it all of us)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/VMFMD9qmmonylzkilklUpnVqo1_400.jpg

OTOH my other teen crush has aged like the finest wine in the universe.

http://www.samadhisound.com/jansenthewire.jpg

there was a weird period in my early teen years when i thought jim carrey was hot lol

awww geez I have an intense crush on porn star James Deen thanks to my manager talking about him too much on twitter last week. If you've got some time alone, check him out ladies.. /crepey

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=17742508

A firm ew. That smile is too knowing and coquettish.

Yeah. I don't know about that guy, Lex. Sorry. :/

if i were being really honest with myself i would post a picture of bono in this thread but gawd.

Oh, I didn't go for him at first when I saw a picture. But the videos are very boyfriendy and he's very into the ladies; it's refreshing (I was never a porn watcher, but that might change.)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Yy3Kxdd4GMI/TrY7SKEg7PI/AAAAAAAAD-c/dWiRQ3soBoU/s400/Quiz+Show.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lIwUKNoncq8/T0rp5tqUWmI/AAAAAAAAAFo/jYLIBM0SP_k/s1600/mulder.jpg, why won't you love me?

Similarly, at my current age I'm a little creeped out by the babyish, wounded/vulnerable-looking faces of our old crush objects pictured above. Amazing how young Ewan McG looks. Kinda...victimy though? I'm torn between their obvious smashability and...them looking like they've already been smashed. :(

Oh, that guy is a porn star?

Oh I had a huge crush on Ralph Fiennes at one point.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20600000/My-own-Private-Idaho-river-phoenix-and-keanu-reeves-20600120-591-412.jpg

babes

YES! Both of them.

Man, River was so amazingly beautiful. Does he have a different dad to the other Pheonix kids? I've always wondered because they all look so much alike and nothing like him.

They do all look so young. And at the time, to me, they were all so old!

tbf, ewan was playing a heroin addict in that movie. i remember him as being kind of hearty in comparison to some of the 90s waifs i lusted after, but maybe that was only relative.

i know i'm supposed to hate him, but i also thought damon albarn was the hottest.

I'm trying to think of who my teen crushes were and I'm blanking! I know when I was a pre-teen, I was all about Joe Elliot and Rick Savage from Def Leppard... Oh wait! I've got one.

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Lost-Boys-Michael-Jason-Patric.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mpjLkY97zSY/SdxhAg-ujHI/AAAAAAAAB98/duy84uzniBU/s400/Jason%252BPatrick%252B-%252BLost%252BBoys.jpg

also, stephen malkmus. but i'm having a hard time finding 90s pictures of him online.

Oh wait, and Matthew Broderick c. War Games. And Wyatt but NOT Gary from Weird Science. And Val Kilmer from real Genius.

Oh oh oh Eric Stoltz c. Some Kind of Wonderful. Geez, how could I forget that one. I actually specifically remember telling somebody that he was my favorite actor at some point in the 80s.

yeah, eric stolz was preternaturally beautiful in that movie. tbh i was never into him, for that reason. there was something eerie about his face. still is.

tbh I didn't have crushes on any of the actual actors. I had crushes on their characters, and I translated those into crushes on the actors (hence Eric Stoltz as my stated favorite actor) because I thought that was a little more normal. But mostly I liked cute boys playing smart weirdos in movies (and also Jason Patric in the Lost Boys because come on, look at that guy).