ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

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i think i hold my own in that thread

sarahell, Monday, 18 June 2012 08:34 (thirteen years ago)

buzza must have gone on quite the spirit journey through GIS to find that hairless kitty.

pplains, Monday, 18 June 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

a more assiduous gis would surely have revealed a similar cat with a blingeed trucker cap, or who knows maybe even a real trucker cap

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

the picture buzza posted is like the least terrifying possible picture that could've been posted in that whole exchange

some dude, Monday, 18 June 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

johnny hardman fever learning rap
johnny hardman fever learning

how's life, Monday, 18 June 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

Exactly. That is EXACTLY the nature of the complaints here. You imbecile.

― Three Word Username, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM

am0n, Monday, 25 June 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

-- John Malkovitch, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM

carly rae (flopson), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

flatbush zombies mix - http://www.mediafire.com/?39zwf33pzaain2a

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:36 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*doesnt download*

― google deeznuts (D-40), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

lol

am0n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

haha

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

more zing than hardman

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

it's kinda funny to think of it as a hardman move tho

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

only the hardest of men *doesn't download* a mix

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

dell you're at best a mediocre excuse for a regular poster and you always have been. Your post just now is like the 91 IQ bureaucrat who rolls up in the all-hands meeting for the perfect attendance award. The DMV appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.

― El Tomboto, Friday, August 10, 2012 12:25 AM (8 minutes ago)

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:41 (thirteen years ago)

almost like old times

mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:42 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

we need to do a clinic

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

(ILX) appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.

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the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post

About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)

― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

call me old-fashioned but i like to read the motherfucking thread before i motherfucking post. can see where we differ.

just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

belongs here:

read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post

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― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

omar little, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

rapscallion

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

Actually I love how bare bones and nothing their Wikipedia entry is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toploader

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:18 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reflects how nothing they are.

― wise men farting over you (snoball), Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:21 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unlike humans, dogs don't talk shit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

I must remind everyone that if you voted for N.W.A. the vote will not be counted for them.

― VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:29 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:59 (thirteen years ago)

no Ns W A allowed in the rock poll

Une ville musulmane dans la Chine du Nord sous les Mongols (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:07 (thirteen years ago)

NWAOBHM

ron pinot (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/DanHardman.jpg

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 04:55 (thirteen years ago)

RIP

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 05:09 (thirteen years ago)

hardman see u

The Reverend, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 07:43 (thirteen years ago)

yeah...you're gonna want to change your way of thinking, if top publics count as middle of the road. you'll be lucky to get a regional or community college visiting job, in an out of the way place.

I was on a search committee last year at my previous university, in a less than desirable locale (though still an R1, if only barely), & we got 400+ apps.

my new department, in a much better uni / locale, is advertising this year for a pretty specialized junior position, & I expect at least 400 apps for that.

― Euler, Friday, September 14, 2012 4:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in humanities btw

― Euler, Friday, September 14, 2012 4:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 14 September 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

got my work's golf day this weekend too #thesnidercup

it's at this place, check it out. a real golf course, none of this yankee parkland chat http://www.dundonaldlinks.com

― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 5:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We kicked your motherfucking ass in the afternoon. take your "Yankee parkland" shit and stick it up your ass

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bill magill ladies and gents

― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

I think we've discussed the phenomenon of adoring Disney theme parks and staying in their hotels yet not giving a flying fuck about Mickey and company.

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

can't believe mickey got hardmanned

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

is nothing sacred?

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

modest mickey

am0n, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

I love that in hardman time it is always 2009.

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

feels right

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

wiz's whole thing is not saying dope shit, but saying as little whack shit as possible. it's like reverse lyricism.

― childish bambino (rennavate), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's retarded

― pussy try it (J0rdan S.), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 November 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

a hard man is good to find

chief beef (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 November 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

they may have split up so the story goes...

― piscesx, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:21 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, it was a good run

― call all destroyer, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait no it wasn't

― call all destroyer, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

maybe it's that internet anonymity thing where everyone feels compelled to be a douchebag in the comments section because no one has to actually look at anyone in the face when they're being a total tool

― Poliopolice, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:12 (1 minute ago)

moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

oh damn, ilx got told

Mordy, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

it's time for some deep thoughts about the internet

iatee, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

let's not get our panties in a bind xpost

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:17 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i obviously didn't mean to imply that there aren't talentless women. in fact, i can think of many.

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:19 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you have against Poliopolice, guys

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:49 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

is he squirrel police

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

You are writing for the Stockport Express for a REASON you cunt.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:21 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Crack On, Have A Booze (with Manda Rin) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 25 January 2013 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

trying to guess if that's from "stockport couple have wedding reception in mcdonalds" or "happy birthday marcello!!"

r|t|c, Friday, 25 January 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

magill's gonna throw out his falcon flags and pretend he never rooted for them along with all the other bandwagon retards; good riddance

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, January 20, 2013 6:16 PM

Fuck you. You know nothing about me or what I'm about and you definitely don't know shit about football. All you k ow about me is what you get off a stupid Internet message board you fuck. I live in this town and I'm going nowhere, you pussy. Stop hiding behind a computer monitor. If you wanna meet for real, lets get it on. Otherwise shut your fucking trap.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, January 21, 2013 11:13 AM

Name the time and place, homie. Anywhere in metro Atlanta. Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass. Bring your friends so they can see what happens when you try and sell wolf tickets. Go ahead and wear some of the Falcons gear you've been rocking for your years of devoted fandom so I can recognize you.

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, January 21, 2013 11:42 AM

mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2013 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

Daamn rtc

standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2013 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.

bertrim hapaz (anky), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:22 (thirteen years ago)


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