ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

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trucker hats? on my vagina?

am0n, Monday, 18 June 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/18/article-0-1238DE0B000005DC-358_634x493.jpg

buzza, Monday, 18 June 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

That is terrifying.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 18 June 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://image1.masterfile.com/em_w/04/31/67/400-04316754w.jpg
i think i hold my own in that thread

sarahell, Monday, 18 June 2012 08:34 (thirteen years ago)

buzza must have gone on quite the spirit journey through GIS to find that hairless kitty.

pplains, Monday, 18 June 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

a more assiduous gis would surely have revealed a similar cat with a blingeed trucker cap, or who knows maybe even a real trucker cap

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

the picture buzza posted is like the least terrifying possible picture that could've been posted in that whole exchange

some dude, Monday, 18 June 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

johnny hardman fever learning rap
johnny hardman fever learning

how's life, Monday, 18 June 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

Exactly. That is EXACTLY the nature of the complaints here. You imbecile.

― Three Word Username, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM

am0n, Monday, 25 June 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

-- John Malkovitch, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM

carly rae (flopson), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

flatbush zombies mix - http://www.mediafire.com/?39zwf33pzaain2a

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:36 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*doesnt download*

― google deeznuts (D-40), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

lol

am0n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

haha

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

more zing than hardman

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

it's kinda funny to think of it as a hardman move tho

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

only the hardest of men *doesn't download* a mix

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

dell you're at best a mediocre excuse for a regular poster and you always have been. Your post just now is like the 91 IQ bureaucrat who rolls up in the all-hands meeting for the perfect attendance award. The DMV appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.

― El Tomboto, Friday, August 10, 2012 12:25 AM (8 minutes ago)

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:41 (thirteen years ago)

almost like old times

mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:42 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

we need to do a clinic

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

(ILX) appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.

http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/subzeros_hand_fatality.gif

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post

About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)

― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

call me old-fashioned but i like to read the motherfucking thread before i motherfucking post. can see where we differ.

just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

belongs here:

read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post

About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)

― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

omar little, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

rapscallion

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

Actually I love how bare bones and nothing their Wikipedia entry is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toploader

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:18 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reflects how nothing they are.

― wise men farting over you (snoball), Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:21 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unlike humans, dogs don't talk shit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

I must remind everyone that if you voted for N.W.A. the vote will not be counted for them.

― VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:29 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:59 (thirteen years ago)

no Ns W A allowed in the rock poll

Une ville musulmane dans la Chine du Nord sous les Mongols (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:07 (thirteen years ago)

NWAOBHM

ron pinot (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/DanHardman.jpg

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 04:55 (thirteen years ago)

RIP

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 05:09 (thirteen years ago)

hardman see u

The Reverend, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 07:43 (thirteen years ago)

yeah...you're gonna want to change your way of thinking, if top publics count as middle of the road. you'll be lucky to get a regional or community college visiting job, in an out of the way place.

I was on a search committee last year at my previous university, in a less than desirable locale (though still an R1, if only barely), & we got 400+ apps.

my new department, in a much better uni / locale, is advertising this year for a pretty specialized junior position, & I expect at least 400 apps for that.

― Euler, Friday, September 14, 2012 4:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in humanities btw

― Euler, Friday, September 14, 2012 4:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 14 September 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

got my work's golf day this weekend too #thesnidercup

it's at this place, check it out. a real golf course, none of this yankee parkland chat http://www.dundonaldlinks.com

― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 5:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We kicked your motherfucking ass in the afternoon. take your "Yankee parkland" shit and stick it up your ass

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bill magill ladies and gents

― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

I think we've discussed the phenomenon of adoring Disney theme parks and staying in their hotels yet not giving a flying fuck about Mickey and company.

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

can't believe mickey got hardmanned

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

is nothing sacred?

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

modest mickey

am0n, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

I love that in hardman time it is always 2009.

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

feels right

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

wiz's whole thing is not saying dope shit, but saying as little whack shit as possible. it's like reverse lyricism.

― childish bambino (rennavate), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's retarded

― pussy try it (J0rdan S.), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 November 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

a hard man is good to find

chief beef (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 November 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

they may have split up so the story goes...

― piscesx, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:21 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, it was a good run

― call all destroyer, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait no it wasn't

― call all destroyer, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

maybe it's that internet anonymity thing where everyone feels compelled to be a douchebag in the comments section because no one has to actually look at anyone in the face when they're being a total tool

― Poliopolice, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:12 (1 minute ago)

moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

oh damn, ilx got told

Mordy, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

it's time for some deep thoughts about the internet

iatee, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

let's not get our panties in a bind xpost

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:17 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i obviously didn't mean to imply that there aren't talentless women. in fact, i can think of many.

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:19 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you have against Poliopolice, guys

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:49 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

is he squirrel police

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

You are writing for the Stockport Express for a REASON you cunt.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:21 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Crack On, Have A Booze (with Manda Rin) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 25 January 2013 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

trying to guess if that's from "stockport couple have wedding reception in mcdonalds" or "happy birthday marcello!!"

r|t|c, Friday, 25 January 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)


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