old internet hardmen never die, they just turn into dads with mortgages.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
watch out, bill magill
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
I just remembered ILX last night to be honest. have been way too busy to even lurk. job job job job job job, parent parent job job parent parent job. I had more time for internets when I was at the FBI in DC, dating Ally in NYC, and going to GWU for my master's almost every weeknight. That probably says something.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
has conceiving a child robbed you of your martial spirit? lurking is without honor!
― the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link
missed you tbh
― buzza, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
I can't lurk you people. I either engage or I pay no attention. It's Homeland on Showtime, I'm claire danes and ILX is damian lewis.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
haha it's nice to see you, man
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
come back and troll like a man!
― the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
that metaphor deserved some deeper inspection before I just threw it out to the public.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
lies, it is perfect
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:32 (eleven years ago) link
here come the wee bots
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:52 (eleven years ago) link
tombot <3
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link
true hardmen don't die.
― they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.paintballtanks.co.uk/paintball_mini_tank.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
either get your posting together, or drop it. - contederizer
― the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
Sometimes I accidentally come across some video of you and remember that all this wiseass bullshit you pollute ILX with actually comes from a bald pussy in a trucker hat.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, June 17, 2012 1:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bronytheus (some dude), Sunday, 17 June 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that post definitely made me do a double take!
― een, Sunday, 17 June 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
woah jfeve!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 17 June 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
lol what thread is that from
also picturing a shaved vagina wearing a trucker hat
― lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 17 June 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
j0radn otm
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Sunday, 17 June 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
j0randa
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Sunday, 17 June 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
JF went hard
― carly rae (flopson), Sunday, 17 June 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
tbf whine's post was pretty funny, but yeah, A+ hardmanning
― fanute gingrich (The Reverend), Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
a neatly trimmed ginger bush
― the late great, Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
it was a great zing but tbf whiney's original post wasn't even THAT inflammatory
whiney had a dece comeback too
― cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
i think i hold my own in that thread
― la musica de harry frogbs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
had to sustain the most excruciating feigned interest last week when a girl at a dinner party just couldn't believe no one had heard Fugestiny's Child and played it for us over dessert
― carly rae (flopson), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
― la musica de harry frogbs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, June 17, 2012 5:00 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
hold your own...shaved vagina?
― bronytheus (some dude), Monday, 18 June 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
trucker hats? on my vagina?
― am0n, Monday, 18 June 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/18/article-0-1238DE0B000005DC-358_634x493.jpg
― buzza, Monday, 18 June 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
That is terrifying.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 18 June 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://image1.masterfile.com/em_w/04/31/67/400-04316754w.jpgi think i hold my own in that thread
― sarahell, Monday, 18 June 2012 08:34 (eleven years ago) link
buzza must have gone on quite the spirit journey through GIS to find that hairless kitty.
― pplains, Monday, 18 June 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
a more assiduous gis would surely have revealed a similar cat with a blingeed trucker cap, or who knows maybe even a real trucker cap
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
the picture buzza posted is like the least terrifying possible picture that could've been posted in that whole exchange
― some dude, Monday, 18 June 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
johnny hardman fever learning rapjohnny hardman fever learning
― how's life, Monday, 18 June 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
Exactly. That is EXACTLY the nature of the complaints here. You imbecile.
― Three Word Username, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM
― am0n, Monday, 25 June 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
-- John Malkovitch, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM
― carly rae (flopson), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
flatbush zombies mix - http://www.mediafire.com/?39zwf33pzaain2a
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:36 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*doesnt download*
― google deeznuts (D-40), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― am0n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
more zing than hardman
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link
it's kinda funny to think of it as a hardman move tho
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
only the hardest of men *doesn't download* a mix
dell you're at best a mediocre excuse for a regular poster and you always have been. Your post just now is like the 91 IQ bureaucrat who rolls up in the all-hands meeting for the perfect attendance award. The DMV appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.
― El Tomboto, Friday, August 10, 2012 12:25 AM (8 minutes ago)
― ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link
almost like old times
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
we need to do a clinic
― the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
(ILX) appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.
http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/subzeros_hand_fatality.gif
― the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post
About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)
― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
call me old-fashioned but i like to read the motherfucking thread before i motherfucking post. can see where we differ.
― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link