forgot to bump this with my 17,088th message
currently on 17,128, happily averaging <10 a day since November 2010
― we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
Just like cigarettes, every post to ILX takes 5 minutes off your life...
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
((17128 * 5) / 60) / 24 = 59.4722222 days
ach well the last couple of months would probably have been shit anyway
― we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:54 (fourteen years ago)
16,105 for me. Have been proclaimed otm about twice, excelsiored roughly half as much again, wtf were the other 16,102 posts about?
― btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:54 (fourteen years ago)
you've got to put the work in or those special moments feel cheap
― we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 24,644 messages
it would be cool to see what boards and threads i've posted the most on
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:04 (fourteen years ago)
creeping up on 20k
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:05 (fourteen years ago)
that's about 200k in real money
― we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
only works out to 10 or 11 a day
could stand to step my game up, tbh
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
Here comes your 20Kth nervous breakdown.
― Stars on 45 Fell on Alabama (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
This message will mark my 5,476th. I've been around here for 8 years now and, irrc, I was at just under 4,000 posts at the beginning of the year.
I think I need to go outside now.
― Dr. Buzzard's® Original Banana Bread (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
you have posted 55022 messages
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)
Ned has posted a mere 148,514 messages, according to the search function.
― the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Monday, 17 December 2012 07:15 (thirteen years ago)
how do you check?
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 17 December 2012 10:15 (thirteen years ago)
on the boards page, at the top
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2012 10:38 (thirteen years ago)
I'm about to hit 50k, could be in six weeks or six months depending on how bored I get. Still, blimey.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 17 December 2012 10:58 (thirteen years ago)
10,675
That doesn't seem very much, considering all things. I think I had to re-register once, but that was in 2007.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 17 December 2012 11:09 (thirteen years ago)
I'm at 22,420, or just over 0.15 Neds.
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Monday, 17 December 2012 11:16 (thirteen years ago)
You have posted 34,144 messages
― k3vin k., Monday, 2 September 2013 03:47 (twelve years ago)
just recently passed fifteen thousand
― markers, Monday, 2 September 2013 04:04 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 1,198 messagesCookie clicks: 74,735Hand-made cookies: 227,568,007,874Golden cookie clicks: 119
― sleepingbag, Monday, 2 September 2013 04:09 (twelve years ago)
4,128
― Treeship, Monday, 2 September 2013 04:10 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 37,169 messages
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 2 September 2013 04:31 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 2,811 messages
― dylannn, Monday, 2 September 2013 06:36 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 51,004 messages
sigh.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Monday, 2 September 2013 08:37 (twelve years ago)
like markers i have just cleared 15 thou
all about quality not quantity with guys like us
― r|t|c, Monday, 2 September 2013 08:50 (twelve years ago)
Pffft i been excelsiored more than that, son
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 08:51 (twelve years ago)
2,318 damn I better ease off a bit
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:07 (twelve years ago)
Treeship your total seemed a little low but then I factored in all your posts under your govt name + waterface
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:15 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 26,083 messages
!!
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 24,724 messages
Coming up on the big 25K...
― TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:28 (twelve years ago)
7,024 under this name.
― how's life, Monday, 2 September 2013 12:28 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 48,446 messages
fuck it i cd've done a novel
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)
i cdve done a novel and a half
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:32 (twelve years ago)
and tbf the feedback wouldve been less brutal with a novel
that's a given
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:38 (twelve years ago)
gonna start negotiating my "Collected Posts" deal with Faber in time for the big 50K
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:39 (twelve years ago)
obv the cover line will be 'just a bit of fun"
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 13:03 (twelve years ago)
the cover line will be "may feature the word 'cunts'"
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 13:04 (twelve years ago)
nah that's the warning sticker
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 13:30 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 6,181 messages
― flopson, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)
xp Guarantee sticker, more like.
― TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 06:32 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 20,075 messages
Dunno how that happened. I have nothing to say.
― WE HAVE PUKKI, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE? (onimo), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:45 (twelve years ago)
25K
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Thursday, 31 October 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)
how do you even check in the new world?
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 31 October 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)
Click on "boards". It is next to the number of registered users at the top.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Thursday, 31 October 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)
I guessed in my mind and I was almost correct.
You have posted 8,089 messages
From this username, anyway.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 31 October 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 24,473 messages
69 logged in users active in the past five minutes
― reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 27,734 messages
― Mordy , Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)
lightweight motherfuckers itt
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)