love that pill kid
― There's a Grady now?? (sunny successor), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:32 (seventeen years ago)
A+ kid
― my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
my life is Ronan. Every fucking day.
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 23:41 (seventeen years ago)
XD
― my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 23:59 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.postcardsfromsplitsville.com/images/9_cry_every_night.jpg
this is sort of messed up
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
plz to shop "ILX" over "Surf Me"(but then the caption would have to be changed to "mom's unhappy" or possibly "mom's involved in an internet beef with people on the other side of the world")
― snoball, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:03 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.postcardsfromsplitsville.com/images/05.03.08/1don
bears repeating
― suggest banana (braveclub), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:38 (seventeen years ago)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Money/Pix/pictures/2008/06/13/DivorceKidsGetty460.jpg"And then sometimes, the lion forages by himself elsewhere...""Jim, just start over. Please."
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, January 12, 2009
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:07 (seventeen years ago)
Best part are the kids out of focus holding their hands over their ears.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:51 (seventeen years ago)
"And then sometimes, the lion forages by himself elsewhere...""Jim, just start over. Please."
Hahahah!
― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 04:11 (seventeen years ago)
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/mommy/story_large/2009/05/15/gosselin_divorce.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
Pigging back on latebloomers link on the lolz thread: Sexual Harassment Stock Photos
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8808702/2/istockphoto_8808702-businesswoman-harassing-female-colleague.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1088496/2/istockphoto_1088496-improper-interview.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1096067/2/istockphoto_1096067-xmas-office-party-wasted-coworker.jpg
the urls on these are just as good as the photos themselves.
They've got 15-second videos that are looped!
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6757367/2/istockphoto_6757367-sexual-harassment.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/12728941/2/istockphoto_12728941-sexual-harassment.jpg
xmas office party wasted co-worker
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/13941996/2/istockphoto_13941996-shocked-young-girl-is-horrified-by-raincoat-clad-flasher.jpg
― gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
The guy in that last one PP posted looks WEIRD. Like a 14 year old with a fake beard. It is creeping me out.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
Also in general it amazes me that there are basically stock photos of EVERYTHING. And it is someone's job to come up with this crap and categorise it.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
Man, I wish I could figure out how embed these:
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-video-5661175-hd-suicidal-businessman.php
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
suicidal businessman is surely a of comedy genius. I mean...
ENDLESS LOOP of identical businessmen trying to commit suicide in various ways. Isolated on a white background.
Businessman standing isolated on a white background and surrounded with large stacks of coins which are gradually disappearing. He looks despaired and then takes out a bottle of pills and eats them.
Businessman standing isolated on a white background and surrounded with large stacks of coins which are gradually disappearing. He then takes out a gun and points it on his head.
A businessman standing next to a big pile of coins is shocked to see the pile getting smaller and smaller. When the pile is all gone, he takes a gun out of his pocket and shoots himself.
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
the last one is titled "pal-loosing-money.php", which doesn't really capture the gravity of the situation.
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
(should say, "surely a of comedy genius," xp)
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
I'm dying here.
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-video-8164396-hd-dolly-separation.php
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:00 (fifteen years ago)
A giant 'Boss' goes on the rampage in a business full of scared employees. What can stop this monster in a tie?
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
What in the shit is this shit omg.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
like, who would use stock video footage? Awful corporate presentations?
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:22 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe web ads that use flash? I dunno.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 4 February 2011 00:28 (fifteen years ago)
awful corporate training videos
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
Its the sort of thing Alan Partridge would be in.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:18 (fifteen years ago)
That guy in the separation video looks like Toby from The Office! Makes it even more UH
― quincie, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=8455776
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
Keywords:
Relationship Difficulties, Heterosexual Couple, Depression, Couple, Divorce, Erectile Dysfunction, Women, Sadness, Love, Leaving, Loneliness, Home Interior, Bed, House, Men, Infidelity, Separation, Emotional Stress, Domestic Room, The End, Problems, Bedroom,People, Two People, Mid Adult Men, Mid Adult Couple, Despair, Disappointment, Dolly Shot, Expressing Negativity, Female, Hopelessness, Ignoring, Indoors, Lying Down, Male, Pain, Silence, Video, Young Women
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/11388643/2/istockphoto_11388643-impotence.jpg
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/13407280/2/istockphoto_13407280-couple-in-bed.jpg
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8887599/2/istockphoto_8887599-spying.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/9366090/2/istockphoto_9366090-couple-caught-in-bed-with-feet-hanging-out-the-covers.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/14153490/2/istockphoto_14153490-couple-got-caught-cheating.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/9513016/2/istockphoto_9513016-cheat.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/13519171/2/istockphoto_13519171-cheating.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
This one tells a pretty good story if you watch it in order:
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=9342523
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=9342522
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=9343223
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos
― http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14902-1301433963-8.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14882-1301434416-9.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14909-1301433853-12.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
ahahahaha
― blapsolutely (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.postcardsfromsplitsville.com/images/7.25.08/2-life-ruined.jpg
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
every fucking day.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14894-1301433714-5.jpg
made me actual lol
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ Tuomas cakes it upand o_O at the kid with the mouthful of frys
― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
Keywords: People, Bizarre, Loneliness, Fantasy, Contemplation, Bed, Problems, Food And Drink, Horizontal, Waist Up, Indoors, 25-29 Years, High Angle View, Cake, Beard, Caucasian Ethnicity, Bedroom, Waiting, Lying Down, Blanket, Pillow, Resting, USA, Balding, California, City Of Los Angeles, One Person, Day Dreaming, Young Adult, Domestic Life, Insomnia, Comfortable, One Young Man Only, One Man Only, Photography, Icing, Adults Only, Lying On Side. Find similar images
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/108349284.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=AA1747D0965B1B3D41814C89757D40FB908DFD7F2539924F50BD9353AA11D9C3
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All "cake in bedroom" pictures look the same, thanks "similar images".
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/200138965-001.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF592C1BA9BC514FF5279F5CC6734C985E2CFF47183D5A84A6F6529E79887609E4F
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.worldofstock.com/closeups/HUM1493.php
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)
hated it when classmates would do that.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/NsYzPp8.jpg
"Vaping? Didn't I raise you better than that?"
― pplains, Monday, 24 November 2014 17:28 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/T2Pe3iu.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:45 (ten years ago)
haha
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)
not sure what is supposed to be going on here
http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/90989/227134345/stock-photo-selective-focus-on-the-sly-funny-guy-wearing-red-cap-of-santa-claus-standing-alone-with-the-present-227134345.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:01 (ten years ago)
does anyone else get a vaguely anti-semitic vibe from this one? (accusation-of-guilty-arrogant-businessman-who-shrugs-shoulders.jpg)
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/70686471/6/stock-photo-70686471-accusation-of-guilty-arrogant-businessman-who-shrugs-shoulders.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:05 (ten years ago)
Not compared to this one:
http://i.imgur.com/jFqP9Pa.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:54 (ten years ago)
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/0D110X420O3K2x1w2C03/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2014.51.11.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:52 (seven years ago)
wow
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:15 (seven years ago)
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/0F2X1g3m0Z0v0M1W3J0j/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2015.06.26.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:27 (seven years ago)
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/2o0l333B161q0Q1V1Y1e/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2015.26.20.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:28 (seven years ago)
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/1O12461a0n1b3O41212w/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2015.08.41.png
The man looks carefully at his reflection in the mirror.
https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/4209751/708374050/stock-photo-the-man-looks-carefully-at-his-reflection-in-the-mirror-708374050.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:32 (seven years ago)
A scottish straight cat is polygamist.
https://thumb9.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/4209751/449238325/stock-photo-a-scottish-straight-cat-is-polygamist-449238325.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:33 (seven years ago)
This artist is very prolific.
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:34 (seven years ago)
you have to wonder how often these images sell
― 🧛🏻♂️ F A T 🧛🏻♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:36 (seven years ago)
OK what chain of events led to the discovery of centaur-confronts-amputee-naked-bojack.jpg, please?
― mick signals, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)
Stock photo artists have been on to us for awhile.
― pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:26 (seven years ago)