no boys allowed in the room!!!!

I will admit the year of seminary on Doctrine & Covenants/church history was the year I mostly skipped class to hang out in my friends' guitar class, in which they did not play the guitar, but made chair ziggurats.

i think the person who told me that story spent most of that year of seminary stoend

what does this mean???

Which bit haha now I feel awkward! I mean the ph level thing bleaches stuff and on black fabric, that can cause it to.. well, basically it can go red. So you know. Ugh.

I didnt mean I spontaneously eject ink from my ladyparts like some kind of manga bizarro robot.

...I already regret typing that haw.

lol trayce

oh yeah - reddish/orangey? yeah

Ok I did not get the Australian bits.
Lord knows I have plenty of ugly brown skidmarks on my lighter underwear.
The first guy I had sex with saw my underwear and asked me if I shit my pants regularly. What a match made in heaven.

The skidmarks are from menses even though I guess that's a pooping term.
Girl talk!!!

geez - i consider myself lucky that none of the guys i've been with paid any attention to my underpants once they were removed.

Oh! I assumed ppl would know what jocks were haw. Undies.

See, those are the period underwear that only get worn during certain days/times.

i figured jocks was short for jockeys (the makers of underwear)! I get aussieisms!

xps

i prefer to have black underwear. i bleed a lot, and irregularly. i hate bloodstains. tho peroxide works pretty well.

also, ecover stain treater. i use a ton of it.

I can solve this problem for you all!

You guys all have great ideas. I started using pantiliners. It helps but I still fuck up.

Laurel, hit me!

as long as the solution isn't a swiffer

Er no, it's not wearing underwear. May be more helpful to some than others.

But I only have the one chemise, I can't bleed onto it!

Allowing for individual variation, normal woman parts are pretty good at keeping "in" things in, I find. Not including periods, obv.

Sorry, Abbs! Not that exciting.

OK - question for the non underpants wearing folk. DO you not wear underwear with anything? I mean even when you're wearing jeans? I had to go commando with jeans recently in an emergency situation (forgot to pack any underwear for 3 days away) and it was so damn uncomfortable. I spent the whole day wondering how commando favoring folk did it tbh.

Nope! Not even with jeans. I wore underpants w jeans the other day because I was going to TRY ON jeans and I am not a disgusting savage, and I was shocked at how uncomfortable it was. Also that it gave me panty lines. Now THAT'S gross.

Every time I have worn jeans without underwear, it was clear that afterwards the jeans wanted washing. Maybe it's a YMMV thing.

every time i've gone w/out underwear (on the rare occasion) i've ended up with skin rashes.

xposts - haha I know you hate panty lines something fierce. I don't mind them tbh. Man, I just - well the crotch seams were all rubbing up in places they didn't belong! Maybe I'm just not used to it. I like underwear esp cute underwear so going without hasn't really ever occurred to me as a regular thing.

I should say, in the summer I just wear stockings cut into, like, bike shorts every single day, so it functions as underwear. But I can't stand the lines and the straps and elastics cutting into me on normal underpants.

Also in the half year or so I was trying to go without underwear, I was clearly just doing it wrong. Like I'd ride a bike in a dress and then fall off the bike and of course feel gravely embarrassed and exposed. Or get lock out of my own house (once again in a skirt) drunk in the middle of the night and decide to lay down in the soil and then imagine how close I am to that which creepeth in the soil with no underwear layer to protect me. I guess they are just talismanic to me in their power to keep me from feeling exposed.

There was a while when I meant to buy a lot of pairs of silky tap pants instead of briefs-style, but you can't stuff tap pants into jeans anyway.

lol, aww

tap pants are cute

I have an awesome pair of ruffle butt underwear but you can't really wear them under anything which makes me sad because I'd get 6 more pairs and wear them every day if I could. They'd make the days better.

You could wear them under swirly 50s skirts for dancing!

ok now i'm imagining Benson in ruffle butt underwear and it's making me lol

i wear men's boxer briefs sometimes instead of undies because i like the seams better. but then there's that extra fabric in the front. (boyshorts fit me horribly)

just bought some new 'hipster' undies and i wear them inside out because arrrrgh the seams i hate them.

I just googled ruffle butt underwear and, I shit you not, one of results on the first page is of a pug in pink ones! I can't link it though because it's a protected flickr pic but lol.

You could wear them under swirly 50s skirts for dancing!

― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Monday, February 13, 2012 10:46 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I could but I don't own any. Maybe I should get some and then the get more underwear to match.

one of results on the first page is of a pug in pink ones!

i gis-ed just now and oh wow ...it's face is turned away from the camera though

probably in shame because its owners are making it wear pink stain ruffled underwear and posting the results online tbh

maybe it's so the pug can't eat them?

"pink stain" - thread appropriate typo

lol, maybe

laurel is blowing my mind

i REALLY like these super cheapo (fruit of the loom, i think?) big ol' grandma undies from target. they cover your butt completely, so you don't get them riding up, and the seams are flat, so you don't get VPL (which i also hate). i mean, they're about as unsexy/uncute as it's possible to get, but i'd rather be comfortable.

lolll abbott! Bike riding necessitates underwear imo, call me boring. I only go commando a while camping or at someone's cottage in summer.

For years and years, like 15 yrs, I
mostly only wore elita thong underwear and similar in fancier styles bc they solved the constant riding-up issue. but in the past few years I've gone back to bikini briefs, generally seamless or near-seamless, and there's little to no riding-up issue. Maybe my butt has changed. Well, I'm sure it has, such is life.

srsly, I need to do more squats and lunges

maybe my butt has changed

This thread took an awesome turn while I was asleep + this is one of those things I am SO GLAD you have discussed bcuz even though I wear indestructible black M&S battlepants which don't really fall apart the crotchal bleaching has been an endless source of mystery and perplexment to me.

I am rlly quite relieved this is all girl, still though I live in fear that "flinging jocks at head" and pants chewing pugs and crotchal bleaching will end up on some o_0 archive somewhere.

Heyyy I never said I fling the jocks at anyones head! ;) That would be just rude. Unless he was some kind of dodgy pantysniffer in which case... eww.

Sorry I'm still all flooded with woman testosterone and thinking violently! ;)

idk I have said some TRULY REVOLTING shit on ilx and it never got o_O'ed
But someone did start one of those RONG threds with a post where I said Led Zeppelin is awful and marijuana is a waste of money
YMMV