BUY
dammit
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
One of the pairs was like seven years old. *_*But most a 1-2 years old.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
4-5 yrs? i honestly don't "rc"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
I usually get the VS 5 for $25 deal a couple times a year so they don't get too worn out looking.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
Or because the dog has chewed through like 1/2 of them by then. lol.
The ones that really fall apart fast (1-2 years) are the cheap cotton ones from Target. They are also cute and affordable so I keep buying them. Not sure there's really some kind of craftsmanship investment underwear I could buy even if I did have the money, so this works for me. I think my parents' garments hold together forever but that's because polyester + sacred.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
MAGIC UNDERWEAR!!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
The VS ones are cheap cotton and I'm sure by 1-2 years they'd be pretty much disintegrated.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
garments are made of polyester?!!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
i always figured they were cotton or lol, silk
good-looking = doesn't have holes eaten in it from low pH vaginal discharge
i never knew about this! thank you for solving my eternal mystery of where the holes come from, for reals!
I did always wonder about this too! In my case its bleached out black fabric rather than always holes, but still! WTF causes it? I feel like some kind of acidic superhero. CAUSTIC GAL.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
Its also embarrasing when you fling off yr jocks around a guy and it looks like something weird exploded in your pants :/ ITS JUST THE FABRIC DYE I SWEAR.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link
silk garments! I'd might still be Mormon. SOunds luxurious (disregarding silk's powerful insulation properties).
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link
what does this mean???
the thing with the silkworms was one of my fave bits of historical Mormon absurdity
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
ohhh man I had to google to even see what you mean. I guess it's cute that JS accidentally built all those anachronisms into his KJV fanfic but I was never able to give a fuck about whether or not horses were in South America or if it were really possibly for Jews to cross the ocean in frisbee boats lit by glow rocks.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
or...what are you talking about.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link
wasn't this back in pioneer Utah days? Brigham Young decided that the mormons should make their own cloth, so they imported a bunch of silkworms, so that they could make their own silk, but the silkworms would totally freak out when there were thunderstorms, so they had to make protective coverings or something for the silkworm cages? i could be misremembering like a motherfucker.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
I will admit the year of seminary on Doctrine & Covenants/church history was the year I mostly skipped class to hang out in my friends' guitar class, in which they did not play the guitar, but made chair ziggurats.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link
i think the person who told me that story spent most of that year of seminary stoend
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link
Which bit haha now I feel awkward! I mean the ph level thing bleaches stuff and on black fabric, that can cause it to.. well, basically it can go red. So you know. Ugh.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
I didnt mean I spontaneously eject ink from my ladyparts like some kind of manga bizarro robot.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
...I already regret typing that haw.
lol trayce
― JuliaA, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
oh yeah - reddish/orangey? yeah
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
Ok I did not get the Australian bits.Lord knows I have plenty of ugly brown skidmarks on my lighter underwear.The first guy I had sex with saw my underwear and asked me if I shit my pants regularly. What a match made in heaven.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
The skidmarks are from menses even though I guess that's a pooping term.Girl talk!!!
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:19 (twelve years ago) link
geez - i consider myself lucky that none of the guys i've been with paid any attention to my underpants once they were removed.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
Oh! I assumed ppl would know what jocks were haw. Undies.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link
See, those are the period underwear that only get worn during certain days/times.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link
i figured jocks was short for jockeys (the makers of underwear)! I get aussieisms!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
xps
i prefer to have black underwear. i bleed a lot, and irregularly. i hate bloodstains. tho peroxide works pretty well.
also, ecover stain treater. i use a ton of it.
― JuliaA, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link
I can solve this problem for you all!
― one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
You guys all have great ideas. I started using pantiliners. It helps but I still fuck up.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
Laurel, hit me!
as long as the solution isn't a swiffer
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
Er no, it's not wearing underwear. May be more helpful to some than others.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
But I only have the one chemise, I can't bleed onto it!
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
Allowing for individual variation, normal woman parts are pretty good at keeping "in" things in, I find. Not including periods, obv.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry, Abbs! Not that exciting.
OK - question for the non underpants wearing folk. DO you not wear underwear with anything? I mean even when you're wearing jeans? I had to go commando with jeans recently in an emergency situation (forgot to pack any underwear for 3 days away) and it was so damn uncomfortable. I spent the whole day wondering how commando favoring folk did it tbh.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
Nope! Not even with jeans. I wore underpants w jeans the other day because I was going to TRY ON jeans and I am not a disgusting savage, and I was shocked at how uncomfortable it was. Also that it gave me panty lines. Now THAT'S gross.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
Every time I have worn jeans without underwear, it was clear that afterwards the jeans wanted washing. Maybe it's a YMMV thing.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
every time i've gone w/out underwear (on the rare occasion) i've ended up with skin rashes.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
xposts - haha I know you hate panty lines something fierce. I don't mind them tbh. Man, I just - well the crotch seams were all rubbing up in places they didn't belong! Maybe I'm just not used to it. I like underwear esp cute underwear so going without hasn't really ever occurred to me as a regular thing.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
I should say, in the summer I just wear stockings cut into, like, bike shorts every single day, so it functions as underwear. But I can't stand the lines and the straps and elastics cutting into me on normal underpants.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
Also in the half year or so I was trying to go without underwear, I was clearly just doing it wrong. Like I'd ride a bike in a dress and then fall off the bike and of course feel gravely embarrassed and exposed. Or get lock out of my own house (once again in a skirt) drunk in the middle of the night and decide to lay down in the soil and then imagine how close I am to that which creepeth in the soil with no underwear layer to protect me. I guess they are just talismanic to me in their power to keep me from feeling exposed.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
There was a while when I meant to buy a lot of pairs of silky tap pants instead of briefs-style, but you can't stuff tap pants into jeans anyway.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
lol, aww
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
tap pants are cute
I have an awesome pair of ruffle butt underwear but you can't really wear them under anything which makes me sad because I'd get 6 more pairs and wear them every day if I could. They'd make the days better.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link