LOL @ CNN

PART WTF

wolf blitzer brought the lols today during airplane crash coverage

me
wolf blitzer is killing the game right now
just a second he was like
"go back to that first picture, abby. those people you see there are not standing on water. but in fact, they are standing on the wing of the plane"
oh really dawg?
not walking on water?
big hoos
lol
"i want our viewers to notice that these new yorkers are not, in fact, endowed with the power of christ"

me
wolf just asked a guy
"so were you one of the first people of or the last?"
and he goes
"i was in the middle"

LOL

Hoping they would have the airplane on AC360 last night, via hologram.

rich sanchez is interviewing carlos mencia (?) and sanchez just said "you beaner, you"

lots of lolling at cnn yesterday

its like get your shit together

:D :D :D :D :D :D xp

HOW PEANUT BUTTER TURNED DEADLY

PRESIDENT: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Scabby the Rat wins free speech battle

4. Rick Sanchez: 48825

http://twitter.com/ricksanchezcnn

American TV news anchor

“i twitter because i need as a journalist to get what viewers think and say. w/out them i'm just another talking head.they complete me, lol!”

uhhh

umg

i was listening to cnn from another room and this exchange happened in my head, no bullshitting:

*someone on cnn talking about the stimulus*
me [in my head]:"what the fuck is mo rocca doing on cnn...? lol midday news i guess"
*more talking*
CNN talking head: "well thank you candy crowley"

she really does sound like mo rocca afaic

they just lead in to rick sanchez's show by drawing a connection b/w michael steele, alex rodriguez and ann coulter

rick sanchez blocks his twitter updates! what the fuck??

i gotta run now but im gonna liveblog rick's show tomorrow i think

my wife, who just made great crepes for my daughter which i stole when she not looking, says crunk is combo crank and drunk?
9:42 AM yesterday from web

ok would somebody please tell me what working def. of crunk is? i think i know but?
9:37 AM yesterday from web

just looked up crunk, means kind of crazy. i did have 2 shots of cuban coffee this morning. yeaHHH!
9:19 AM yesterday from web

guys rick sanchez is my anderson

omfg

also i am putting 1p3 on notice:

there is one (1) gup staying in my hotel

!!!

also

nascar jesus (J0rdan S.),

lawl

campbell brown lookin fine

wiki says candy crowley's middle name is 'alt'

HOOS

IS THE GUP STAYING IN YOUR HOTEL THE GUP?!

god if only

all excited for nowt

http://i41.tinypic.com/2sam2pk.png

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hahaha i looked up and saw rick sanchez and thought "money says sarge is bumping lol @ cnn right now"

hahaha!

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FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

Dear Twitter,

OMG, I love you. No, seriously: I LOVE YOU. You have enriched my life in more ways than I can count, and in a manner I can’t quite fully express. You’ve made CNN’s 3pm time slot a multidimensional, multi-platform, multi-emotional experience, and that is something that enriches us all. You have made me a better anchor and a better man. I will never stop loving you.

Yours,
R
@ricksanchezcnn

**********

Mr. Sanchez,

I’m not quite sure how to say this…but you’re making me very uncomfortable. That letter you sent me last week was…disturbing. (I returned the lock of hair; I hope you’ve received it by now. Please don’t ever do that again.) Maybe you should think about extending your circle of friends? I heard Facebook is looking to meet people…you guys might really hit it off.

Twitter

sanchez just said "okay... let's look at this... we've got a myspace coming in" and the camera does a 360 pan-around to someone's myspace comment ^____^

WE'VE GOT A MYSPACE COMING IN

actual lol here

i love that "news" videos they post all day don't even have voice-overs or explanations anymore or even news pegs. This "LOL WE SENT A CAMERA CREW TO JAPAN TO SHOW PEOPLE EATING OUT OF THE FUCKING SHITTER" video is straight up next level Idiocracy "Ow My Balls" viewing material

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/03/06/vo.china.toilet.restaurant.cnn

"Heh heh... toilet."

god. why?

they are interviewing someone from the las vegas tourism commission (or something) about how business are canceling conferences in vegas at a high rate and the anchor - dunno who the hell this is btw, some woman with orange hair - asked the guy "what is causing this? the economy??" and the guy was like "uh, yeah"

oh kyra no

You know how weird it is to see that at the deli, walk back to the office, and then pick up a thread talking about what I just saw?

Sound was down and the captions were up so I still have no idea how 30 homes got damage from ice that Lake Michigan threw at it.

(^^ Really bad sentence, that second one. Sorry.)

Sound was down and the captions were up so I still have no idea how 30 homes got damage from ice that Lake Michigan threw at it.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 1:47 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark

well, let me tell you - they were on the beach, and the wind blew all the ice in off the lake. also, the anchors' transparent disappointment that no one was dead or injured was hilarious

I love that CNN still covers all the space shuttle launches live. So few people think about them when they happen, but CNN still treats them with the wonder they deserve.

"Motherfuckers we are going into fucking SPACE today!!"

"These guys should get the Nobel Prize for evil."

who said that

i must admit i saw it ON cnn but it was not delivered by a cnn anchor so its appropriateness for this thread is quesitonable

its ok, stop questioning yourself so much

not everyone is your ex-gf or the rev