A pay-by-the-hour philospher service combined with a horse stables, called 'Putting Decartes Before The Horse'.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, 3 November 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
booooooo
― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 November 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
A public service broadcast campaign called "Tough Luck, You're Doing It"
― Glo-Vember (dog latin), Thursday, 3 November 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, November 3, 2011 12:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
ayyy
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 November 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
Emmett Amish Jugband Christmas
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 6 January 2012 12:58 (twelve years ago) link
Small, chic eatery called Gruel -- sells bowls of a high end version of the titular substance. No utencils and you have to sit on the floor.
― frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
A cover of 10cc's 'The Things We Do For Love', dubstep style with suitably amended lyrics and retitled 'The Things We Do For Wub'.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
call it Grool with a backwards capital G and you're golden xp
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
Give the interior a school theme and call it Grool Skool?
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
And the adverts could be fronted by Mr. T.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
"I pity the fool who doesn't eat at Grool Skool. Becuase it rools."
Also, another series of ads could be fronted by Dave Grohl, except the board of directors of the company that owned the Grool Skool chain would make him change his name to Dave Groooooohl.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
i got tons of restaurants
― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
salad daze - we only serve salads lol
snackball - a food game (maybe for kids?) which involves things like meatballs and grapes which can be thrown, through hoops or bounced off targets, into people's mouths
― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link
a mexican buffet called GORDOS
― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link
love the gruel idea
― fuckhead (latebloomer), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:39 (twelve years ago) link
Children's Fables for the Web2.0 era: Google Docs and the Three Bears
― I want your nose, your shoes and your unicycle (dog latin), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:07 (twelve years ago) link
Porn starring Merryl Streep entitled "Streep Throat"
― happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 February 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link
Streep Throat! omg.
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
A website for people to find others with complimentary fetishes. For example, people into sploshing could be matched up with people who have a housework fetish.
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
a box set of TV shows that were canceled after one episode
― flopson and jetsam (unregistered), Thursday, 16 February 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
i know they've had festivals/showings of cool/weird pilots that didn't get picked up
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 16 February 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
A Madonna tribute act called Whore Complex.
― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
Bait shop called SQUID PRO QUO
― a serious minestrone rockist (remy bean), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
hair salon called FUCK YOU, IT'S HAIR!
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
a reality show in which participants have to compete in losing weight, singing, cooking gourmet meals, dancing with celebrities, and designing fashionable outfits; meanwhile, their homes are being redecorated
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
it's called 'BRAVO'
― a serious minestrone rockist (remy bean), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
An all-female Iron Maiden tribute act called Irony Maiden. Who all wear Margaret Thatcher masks.
― rain came down like water falling from the clouds (snoball), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
that is a great idea
― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks!Therefore posting it on the 'terrible ideas' thread was a terrible idea...
― rain came down like water falling from the clouds (snoball), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
you can't really go wrong on this thread
― enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 08:36 (twelve years ago) link
An 80's era Genesis tribute band from Holland called Invisible Dutch.
― a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Saturday, 17 March 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
This Easter, let's all revert to Twitter Egg avatars and DM each other.
― Pinktits, Saturday, 17 March 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
A sitcom about an Alan B'stard type character who works for a company based in 30 St Mary Axe, called 'Jerk In The Gherkin'.
― a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Sunday, 25 March 2012 07:43 (twelve years ago) link
"Poultry in Motion" - a conveyor belt type restaurant that serves all manner of cooked birds
― we are not bemused (onimo), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 11:06 (twelve years ago) link
get some rich person to pay me to spend 2 years completely alone, freaking out and making art
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 15 April 2012 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
that's a good idea!
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 April 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link
Commercialise the poopsock. The adverts could use a version of The B-52s' 'Love Shack' with new lyrics:
Poopsockbaby, poopsock
folks lining up outside just to poop down
poopin' in-a-sockPOOPING in a SOCK!
― Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Sunday, 15 April 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
I have been singing this to myself all day, so I'm sure that it's a good idea.
While standing on a street corner in the commercial district.
― Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Sunday, 15 April 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
I had an idea this morning for a 'raunchy stand-up comic for babies'
It's basically a guy who speaks with an Andrew Dice Clay cadence, and uses variations the catch phrase "cock-a-doodly-freakin-doo"
Like "So I had this rooster. Then I ate it. Cock-a-doodly-doo!""Then I had this pig. Now it's lunchmeat! Cock-a-doodly-doodly-freakin-doo!"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link
A cover of 'Bite It, You Scum' with the vocals processed through a Dalek voice effect.
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
vj ted talks for posi ppl
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 30 April 2012 08:10 (twelve years ago) link
TED talks, full stop.
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
'Last Tango In Paris' - a short film following a desperate American tourist who is trying to find the last available can of fizzy orange soda in the city.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 08:04 (twelve years ago) link
Do you mean "Last Faygo in Paris"?
― how's life, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 11:52 (twelve years ago) link
That's the US title.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:54 (twelve years ago) link
A Rifftr4x type product for pr0n movies.
― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Sunday, 6 May 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
Suture Self, a store which sells "repair kits" for the human body, allowing people to circumvent stupid doctors and hospitals.
― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 6 May 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link
Wake N Parm - a chain restaurant that sells Chicken/Eggplant/Meatball/Veal Parmigiana sandwiches only for breakfast
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 May 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link