your terrible ideas

there is even an umbrella condom machine for big and small sizes

Testi-cools - a range of underwear for men that have those cooling gel packs sewn into them, to prevent your scrotum overheating and getting stuck to your legs.

NSFW umbrella condom ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dgyKiCe3xQ

i'm coming back to my idea of a dog zoo, where all the animals are adoptable. some exhibits might include

the golden forest of various retrievers
the low rollling hummock of collies
the corgi lab (replete with labcoats)
the low-key self-motivated racetrack for retired grayhounds in which the mechanical rabbits are made out of cheese and are occasionally catchable

The TV commercial for Testi-Cools could use 'Blue Suede Shoes', but with different lyrics:

Do anything
that you wanna do
but uh-huh honey, stay off of my 'Cools
Oh don't you, step on my Testi-Cools
You can do anything,
but stay off of my Testi-Cools

Corgi lab A+ idea

Veblen of Luxembourg ™ - Luxury personal lifestyle brand selling gold signature-embossed ivory shoehorns and diamond cognac decanters

Most of my terrible ideas are actually just terrible puns for business names. This morning I briefly thought "Esprit Decor" was a good name for an interior design firm, but it's terrible.

Not only is it terrible, Google informs me it's also terribly unoriginal by a margin of about 40000 results.

A pay-by-the-hour philospher service combined with a horse stables, called 'Putting Decartes Before The Horse'.

booooooo

A public service broadcast campaign called "Tough Luck, You're Doing It"

A pay-by-the-hour philospher service combined with a horse stables, called 'Putting Decartes Before The Horse'.

― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, November 3, 2011 12:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

ayyy

Emmett Amish Jugband Christmas

Small, chic eatery called Gruel -- sells bowls of a high end version of the titular substance. No utencils and you have to sit on the floor.

A cover of 10cc's 'The Things We Do For Love', dubstep style with suitably amended lyrics and retitled 'The Things We Do For Wub'.

call it Grool with a backwards capital G and you're golden xp

Give the interior a school theme and call it Grool Skool?

And the adverts could be fronted by Mr. T.

"I pity the fool who doesn't eat at Grool Skool. Becuase it rools."

Also, another series of ads could be fronted by Dave Grohl, except the board of directors of the company that owned the Grool Skool chain would make him change his name to Dave Groooooohl.

i got tons of restaurants

salad daze - we only serve salads lol

snackball - a food game (maybe for kids?) which involves things like meatballs and grapes which can be thrown, through hoops or bounced off targets, into people's mouths

a mexican buffet called GORDOS

love the gruel idea

Children's Fables for the Web2.0 era: Google Docs and the Three Bears

Porn starring Merryl Streep entitled "Streep Throat"

Streep Throat! omg.

A website for people to find others with complimentary fetishes. For example, people into sploshing could be matched up with people who have a housework fetish.

a box set of TV shows that were canceled after one episode

i know they've had festivals/showings of cool/weird pilots that didn't get picked up

A Madonna tribute act called Whore Complex.

Bait shop called SQUID PRO QUO

hair salon called FUCK YOU, IT'S HAIR!

a reality show in which participants have to compete in losing weight, singing, cooking gourmet meals, dancing with celebrities, and designing fashionable outfits; meanwhile, their homes are being redecorated

it's called 'BRAVO'

An all-female Iron Maiden tribute act called Irony Maiden. Who all wear Margaret Thatcher masks.

that is a great idea

Thanks!
Therefore posting it on the 'terrible ideas' thread was a terrible idea...

you can't really go wrong on this thread

An 80's era Genesis tribute band from Holland called Invisible Dutch.

This Easter, let's all revert to Twitter Egg avatars and DM each other.

A sitcom about an Alan B'stard type character who works for a company based in 30 St Mary Axe, called 'Jerk In The Gherkin'.

"Poultry in Motion" - a conveyor belt type restaurant that serves all manner of cooked birds

get some rich person to pay me to spend 2 years completely alone, freaking out and making art

that's a good idea!

Commercialise the poopsock. The adverts could use a version of The B-52s' 'Love Shack' with new lyrics:

Poopsock
baby, poopsock

folks lining up outside just to poop down

poopin' in-a-sock
POOPING in a SOCK!

I have been singing this to myself all day, so I'm sure that it's a good idea.

While standing on a street corner in the commercial district.

I had an idea this morning for a 'raunchy stand-up comic for babies'

It's basically a guy who speaks with an Andrew Dice Clay cadence, and uses variations the catch phrase "cock-a-doodly-freakin-doo"

Like "So I had this rooster. Then I ate it. Cock-a-doodly-doo!"
"Then I had this pig. Now it's lunchmeat! Cock-a-doodly-doodly-freakin-doo!"

A cover of 'Bite It, You Scum' with the vocals processed through a Dalek voice effect.