ABBREVS

ellipses . . . always so scintillating.

im personal o, i prefer id even k to idek

meh, this is all normal imo. somehow Britishes people brainwash themselves every year into thinking it's gonna be sunny in August, when it blates never ever is.

― dog latin, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:31 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

into this

pvmiwhothehellisthat

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:19 PM Bookmark

What the hell is or was kmt

"kissing my teeth"

"okay" apparently took too long to type, so it became "OK"

But even that was too long, so now it's just "K"

oll korrect

any new abbrevs?

Kissing my teeth?!?!?!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kissing%20teeth

very, very retarded

dpmo

vvr

tbvvr

http://i.imgur.com/4UJm3.jpg

prevalence of "wd" for "would" on ilx starting to drive me up a wall

sorry to duuaw

i feel you sd

I know, wld is way better

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okay#Boston_abbreviation_fad

The abbreviation fad began in Boston in the summer of 1838 … OFM, "our first men," and used expressions like NG, "no go," GT, "gone to Texas," and SP, "small potatoes." Many of the abbreviated expressions were exaggerated misspellings, a stock in trade of the humorists of the day. One predecessor of okay was OW, "oll wright."[19]

The general fad is speculated to have existed in spoken or informal written U.S. English for a decade or more before its appearance in newspapers. OK's original presentation as "all correct" was later varied with spellings such as "Oll Korrect" or even "Ole Kurreck".

imbo

^misread lmbo as this earlier today

"in my butt's opinion"

nice

http://poutperfection.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/what-does-idk-ly-ttyl-mean970.png

8 = Oral sex
9 = Parent is watching
99 = Parent no longer watching
143 = I love you
182 = I hate you
459 = I love you
831 = I love you
1174 = Nude club
420 = Marijuana
4Q = F*** You
ADR = Address
AITR = Adult in the room
ASL = Age/Sex/Location
Banana = Penis
BJ = Blow job
BOB = Battery operated boyfriend
CBF = Can’t be f***ed
CBJ = Covered blow job
CD9 or Code 9 = Parents are around
CYT = See you tomorrow
DURS = Damn you’re sexy
DUM = Do you masturbate?
DUSL = Do you scream loud?
F2F = Face to face
FAH = F**king A hot
FB = F*** buddy
FBI = Female Body Inspector
FILF = Father I’d like to F***
FMLTWIA = F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FMUTA = F*** Me Up The A**
FO = F*** Off
FOL = Fond of leather
FWB = Friends with benefits
GAP = Got a pic?
GNOC = Get naked On cam
GYPO = Get your pants off
H4Y = Hot for you
I%I = Intercourse and inebriation
F/IB = In the front or in the back
IIT = Is it tight?
ILF/MD = I love female/male dominance
IMEZRU = I am easy, are you?
IWSN = I want sex now
ILU = I love you
IPN = I’m posting naked
ITS = Intense text sex
JAFO = Just another f***ing onlooker
J/O = Jerking off
JEOMK = Just ejaculated on my keyboard
KFY or K4Y = Kiss for you
Kitty = Vagina
KPC = Keeping parents clueless
KWSTA = Kiss with serious tongue action
LB?W/C = Like bondage? Whips or chains
LF = Let’s f***
LHOS = Let’s have online sex
LHSO = Let’s have sex online
LKITR = Little kid in the room
LMIRL = Let’s meet in real life
LY* or LU* = Anything beginning with these are forms of I love you
M4C = Meet for coffee
MorF = Male or female
MOOS = Member of the opposite sex
MOFO = Mother f***er
MOS = Mom over shoulder
MILF = Mother I’d like to f***
MIRL = Meet in real life
MOS = Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB = My personal f*** buddy
MSNUW = Miniskirt no underwear
MA = mature audience
NIFOC = Nude in front of the computer
NSFW = Not safe for work
OLL = Online love
P911 = Parent alert
PAL = Parents are listening
PAW = Parents are watching
PIR = Parent in room
PBB = Parent behind back
PLOS = Parents looking over shoulder
POM = Parent over my shoulder
POS = Parent over shoulder or piece Of sh**
PRW = Parents are watching
PRON = Porn
Q2C = Quick To cum
RU/18 = Are you over 18?
RUH = Are you horny?
RYO = Roll your own
S2R = Send to receive (photo)
SorG = Straight or gay
STM = Spank the monkey
TAW = Teachers are watching
TDTM = Talk dirty to me
TTA = Tap that ass
WYFM = Would you f*** me?
WYCM = Will you call me?
WYRN = What’s your real name?
WUF = Where you from?
XTC = Ecstasy

NIFOC IPN IWSN GYPO

XTC = Ecstasy

ICYMI = in case you missed it (gtfo)

http://i40.tinypic.com/zwbk2.jpg

OMG love that

think my neighborhood beauty parlor wanted to let people know they do ear piercing without making a big deal about it:

http://i.imgur.com/T2FiTqr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WySAyVs.jpg

"v good"

"p good"

i p freely

NIFOC IPN IWSN GYPO

vg++

http://i.imgur.com/GAPA2eb.png

AYFKMWTS (“are you f—— kidding me with this s—?”) — 990 tweets
BFFLTDDUP (“best friends for life until death do us part) — 414 tweets
BOGSAT (“bunch of guys sitting around talking”) — 144 tweets
BTDTGTTSAWIO (“been there, done that, got the T-shirt and wore it out”) — 47 tweets
BTWITIAILWY (“by the way, I think I am in love with you”) — 535 tweets
DILLIGAD (“does it look like I give a damn?”) — 289 tweets
DITYID (“did I tell you I’m depressed?”) — 69 tweets
E2EG (“ear-to-ear grin”) — 125 tweets
GIWIST (“gee, I wish I said that”) — 56 tweets
HCDAJFU (“he could do a job for us”) — 25 tweets
IAWTCSM (“I agree with this comment so much”) — 20 tweets
IITYWIMWYBMAD (“if I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?”) — 250 tweets
LLTA (“lots and lots of thunderous applause”) — 855 tweets
NIFOC (“naked in front of computer”) — 1,065 tweets, most of them referring to acronym guides like this one.
PMYMHMMFSWGAD (“pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn”) — 128 tweets
SOMSW (“someone over my shoulder watching) — 170 tweets
WAPCE (“women are pure concentrated evil”) — 233 tweets, few relating to women
YKWRGMG (“you know what really grinds my gears?”) — 1,204 tweets

WYSIWYhttp://www.vr-rs.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/poop.gif

DILLIGAhttp://www.vr-rs.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/poop.gif

I've been on this site off and on for about a decade, and I still have no clue what wkiw means. Someone help me out.

Why keep it windy?

We kill it, wimp

We keep it wet

http://www.pixeden.com/media/k2/galleries/220/003-wood-melamine-subttle-pattern-background-pat.jpg

http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/8/8e/Kick-a-Soccer-Ball-Step-6.jpg/670px-Kick-a-Soccer-Ball-Step-6.jpg

http://impressivemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/king_it.jpg

http://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/cms_images/withe-peter4340-295318.jpg

would kick it with....

weed?

that guy looks high.

This is why I hate internet abbreviations

What the hell is or was kmt

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 May 2012 04:10 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"kissing my teeth"

― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague),

obv the worst, anyone using it should be euthanised but painfully and slowly and mocked the whole time then woken and told it was all bantz then their throat slit. in front of their loved ones.