your terrible ideas

you could call it "Cracka, Please!

A box set called '<insert name of long dead singer> - The Lost Recordings'. The box would be empty, because the recording are still lost. Alternatively, a set of blank cassettes with a note saying "Dear consumer, If you should come across the lost recordings of <insert name of long dead singer>, please copy them onto these blank tapes and send them to...".

Hostile takeover of Nabisco —> Jeez-its, the cracka that loves you back, and a picture of Jesus on the box.

lmao

at just quite how terrible that is

I've been showing it off all week.

A cover of East 17's "Alright" as covered by Jonathan Ross and Michael Barrymore.

a synthpop buzzband with a mystery vocalist who is later revealed to be George Michael. I would call it iamwham!whoami

a reality show called Racist House

a house filled with different kinds of racists of all ages from around the world, maybe they have a job they work together or something, something really simple, like running a lemonade stand

best idea! such a good idea I'm crying.

Shoegazi - the Fugazi cover band with a lot of extra pedals.

yea uh ohs idea is the best idea

nij and i were driving past a little drive-thru place called "cuppy's" that's been abandoned a long time and decided we should split it. one side drive-thru tree identification, one side drive-thru antique kitchenware appraisal. and we'd leave the name "cuppy's"

i think that was our best idea ever

<3 yall

recording a version of "heartlight" by neil diamond, but with the lyrics changed to "put on your lovebeads"

Cover of "Wichita Lineman" updated for the ISDN generation called "Digital Lineman" - vocoders, modem crackle during the breakdown etc...

hahaha

http://i51.tinypic.com/2ag94p3.jpg

molds/stencils that you sit on during the act of pooping to produce star-shaped and heart-shaped and snowman-shaped poop logs.

Shit is real...
http://www.turdtwister.com/

shit is real!

http://i55.tinypic.com/f1ips9.jpg

I feel like all my best poop jokes have been done before. this is really distressing.

lmao xp

pooping my ass off

a sequel to Home Alone starring a recently outed macaulay caulkin's efforts to fit into the gay community called Homolone

a macaulay caulkin movie about a post apocalyptic world where only one city in Utah survives called Provolone

Guest appearance on Simpsons where he borrows money from Bart's dad.

combination whitehead treatment/acupuncture clinic

a sequel to Home Alone starring a recently outed macaulay caulkin's efforts to fit into the gay community called Homolone

― dayo, Thursday, October 20, 2011 12:01 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

lol Scott Thompson of Kids in the Hall beat you to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLQ91BDIR2o

Friends of Stryper - a charity run by personal friends of the Christian metal band Stryper. it would be a straightforward charity consisting of food pantries, homeless shelters, thrift shops, and fundraising events. the Friends would not feel the need to shove Stryper down people's throats, but they might slip the odd Stryper song into their Muzak playlists, offer free Stryper CDs and merch at their thrift shops, host Stryper Thursdays (main course: striped bass) at the food pantries, and occasionally get Stryper to play a benefit concert. when challenged about their connection to Stryper, the Friends would state that their main objective (laid out in their mission statement) was to help the poor, and promoting Stryper's music was really just a pleasant side effect of their honest humanitarian efforts.

Defeat boredom by buying all the music you've been wanting for years by continually extending yourself credit when you don't realise quite how precarious a situation that is. You've just got yourself stranded in a place where you can't visit shops too frequently. yeah get everything mailorder.
Then someday that credit line snaps.

GREAT IDEA

a sequel to Home Alone starring a recently outed macaulay caulkin's efforts to fit into the gay community called Homolone

― dayo, Thursday, October 20, 2011 6:01 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a macaulay caulkin movie about a post apocalyptic world where only one city in Utah survives called Provolone

― brownie, Thursday, October 20, 2011 7:26 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark

lol'ing hard at both

I feel like provolone is a very Utahan cheese!!

That and Cojack.

aka "colby jack"

'umbrella condoms' - giant condoms for putting an umbrella into when it's wet

They hand those out in clothes shops round these parts.

^^yeah that's standard practice in hk

there is even an umbrella condom machine for big and small sizes

Testi-cools - a range of underwear for men that have those cooling gel packs sewn into them, to prevent your scrotum overheating and getting stuck to your legs.

NSFW umbrella condom ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dgyKiCe3xQ

i'm coming back to my idea of a dog zoo, where all the animals are adoptable. some exhibits might include

the golden forest of various retrievers
the low rollling hummock of collies
the corgi lab (replete with labcoats)
the low-key self-motivated racetrack for retired grayhounds in which the mechanical rabbits are made out of cheese and are occasionally catchable

The TV commercial for Testi-Cools could use 'Blue Suede Shoes', but with different lyrics:

Do anything
that you wanna do
but uh-huh honey, stay off of my 'Cools
Oh don't you, step on my Testi-Cools
You can do anything,
but stay off of my Testi-Cools

Corgi lab A+ idea

Veblen of Luxembourg ™ - Luxury personal lifestyle brand selling gold signature-embossed ivory shoehorns and diamond cognac decanters

Most of my terrible ideas are actually just terrible puns for business names. This morning I briefly thought "Esprit Decor" was a good name for an interior design firm, but it's terrible.

Not only is it terrible, Google informs me it's also terribly unoriginal by a margin of about 40000 results.

A pay-by-the-hour philospher service combined with a horse stables, called 'Putting Decartes Before The Horse'.

booooooo