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medium size t-shirts, so hard to find.

jed_, Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

i found him pretty intimidating for a while, just because of that. not used to talking to people who are that much taller

It's so weird when this happens because sometimes I don't even realize that's what it is at first.

idk height is weird

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

And that is my profound conclusion to this discussion.

;p

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

having a long torso means there are basically no t-shirts for me that don't cause Bill S Preston Esq bare midriff awfulness.

blank, Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

I think my posture is messed up from crouching. I hate looking down on people (literally) during convos.

blank, Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

jordan you gotta be kidding, 90% of sales items are for dudes with 30 inch waists ime, gimme the names of these xxxl bargain stores

If you go to outlet stores for fancy menswear brands basically everything on their shelves is 44/46/48 inch chest and 38+ waist - I once asked if they ever had anything smaller and the guy said "oh no, those sell out instantly".

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 19 June 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

oh outlet stores, right.

I may be fat but i wear from this season, tyvm

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 June 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol

nakhchivan, Sunday, 19 June 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

I thought most clothes sold in outlet stores nowadays were either seconds or made especially to be sold there.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

It depends on the store.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

As for height, I am 5'6". I like short, average, and tall men.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

so what's the dividing line between 'short' and 'average' - like I think of the 5'7-5'10 range as some kind of DMZ between the two but would be curious what your ranges would be

british sb power (dayo), Monday, 20 June 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

As for height, I am 5'6". I like short, average, and tall men.

Haha, so discriminating!

Virginia Plain, Monday, 20 June 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

Dayo that range is average

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Monday, 20 June 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

Like, average in the states is 5'10, worldwide is 5'9

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Monday, 20 June 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

I guess 5'7 would be " short side of average"

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Monday, 20 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

i think the spread is 5'9"-5'10" in uk, maybe an inch taller in europe. any shorter/taller than that and you are a freak imo.

caek, Monday, 20 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

the peoples of the former yugoslavia are the tallest in the world iirc

ice cr?m, Monday, 20 June 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

no it is the peoples of wales

caek, Monday, 20 June 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

whales are not people man, wouldve thought youd know that being a a scientist and all

ice cr?m, Monday, 20 June 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

the peoples of the former yugoslavia are the tallest in the world iirc

― ice cr?m, Monday, June 20, 2011 1:32 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

It's interesting that you say that!

My maternal grandparents were from Yugoslavia and my mom is also 5'10". She said she felt like a complete freak growing up because I think overall ladies were even smaller then. She and my dad went to Yugoslavia as part of there honeymoon and she said that she noticed how tall everyone was and was like, "Yes, my people!".

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 20 June 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

"their" not "there" honeymoon

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 20 June 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

i am sure i have linked to this on ilx before, but this is full of fun facts http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2004/04/05/040405fa_fact

caek, Monday, 20 June 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

goes a long way towards explaining why theyve produced so many good basketball players too xp

ice cr?m, Monday, 20 June 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

whales cant play basketball

☂ (max), Monday, 20 June 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

I'm the worst height - 5' 11 3/4". How stupid is that.

The only other person I know of at that height is GEORGE WALKER BUSH. We could share the same train car at the county fair.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 20 June 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

But I feel for you short dudes. If it makes any difference, I have a hairless chest and no Indian blood to give me an excuse.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 20 June 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

I was in the Yucatan for a month, full of those descended from the Mayans, and they're all pretty short. I'm 6' 2" and I didn't see a single person taller than me. I was at a few parties for my GF's family and they pretty much stared at me nonstop. Kids were constantly bugging me. I've never felt like a giant before but it was pretty cool!!

frogbs, Monday, 20 June 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

a friend of mine is a 6' redhead who visited ass-nowhere rural china in the late 90s and people treated her like an actual freak. she said it took ages to get down the street because ppl would stop to have their picture taken with her, and she was constantly being asked to come in for food or tea or w/e so ppl could have a braggable experience with the giant ginger weirdo

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 20 June 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

whales cant play basketball

― ☂ (max), Monday, June 20, 2011 6:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

^ underrated post

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 20 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

I'm the worst height - 5' 11 3/4". How stupid is that.

The only other person I know of at that height is GEORGE WALKER BUSH. We could share the same train car at the county fair.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, June 20, 2011 3:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DUDE

☂ (max), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

i am that height too!

☂ (max), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

at the DMV when they asked for my height i put down 6' and then i felt ashamed so i switched to 5'11" and 3/4

☂ (max), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

ha i mean i switched to 5'11", stupid DMV wont let me put in quarter-inches

☂ (max), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

I told my wife I was six-feet tall when we were getting to know each other.

Then one day she comes to the doctor's office with me and I GOT BUSTED.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 20 June 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

i am 5 11

j lol (surm), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

sorry i just realized probably nobody cares about that

j lol (surm), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

I told my wife I was six-feet tall when we were getting to know each other.

Then one day she comes to the doctor's office with me and I GOT BUSTED.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, June 20, 2011 5:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha, i feel too weird lying about it so i go into tortured explanations about how im five eleven and three quarters

☂ (max), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

Also kinda hard finding pants with a 33" inseam.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 20 June 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

i go with 32"

☂ (max), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

in high school i auditioned for our production of "the miracle worker," and the director said "okay everybody pair off, in this scene one of you will be helen keller and the other will be annie sullivan." i am 5'9" and i got paired with a teeny 5'2" girl, but for some reason we decided SHE should be annie and i would be helen keller. we got maybe ten seconds into the scene before the director laughed at us outright and made us sit down. i ended up being prop mistress.

broke, broke, broke usher (reddening), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

I finally figured out that old guys wear their pants up too high because they shrink and refuse to buy shorter inseams.

Maybe I'll go with 32 next time.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 20 June 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

Surmounted I personally found the fact that you're 5'11" quite interesting. Not that I'd ever thought about it but I think I assumed you were short!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 20 June 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

PP i am 33 inseam and 5'11" and change are we THE SAME

mississippi john hurt, but alabama john feeling okay (m bison), Monday, 20 June 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

what am i chopped liver

☂ (max), Monday, 20 June 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah u

mississippi john hurt, but alabama john feeling okay (m bison), Monday, 20 June 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

i already know we r not the same, u r a famous writer

mississippi john hurt, but alabama john feeling okay (m bison), Monday, 20 June 2011 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but he's only famous for being triple morbidly obese so

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 20 June 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

Oh man he's TMO now? Damn, son.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 20 June 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

it's sad he wasn't even six feet

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 20 June 2011 23:03 (twelve years ago) link


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