being short

if not the tallest person in the world

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hoos, when I was younger I dreamed of being a short, curly-haired hispanic adult (not my most realistic dream). I just thought it would be baller & I would charm girls all day or something. I was a short kid but idk where that one came from really, but I still think there is a distinct kind of short-swag some guys have, which I appreciate, even tho I am no longer short.

what happend?

lol waht, kids are so weird

I'm trying to think if I'd been impressed by a particular short spanish guy w/ a fine head of curls at any point but I can't think of anyone

http://grab.by/cBIZ

his is hysterical

THIS

being tall messed my posture up. slouching to hear/talk to people, desks and chairs are too short, etc. fair trade off, though, imo.

on an airplane is the best place to be short

was not familiar w/ mr pajo in my childhood but he totally has short swag

http://lyricsfever.net/images/d/david-pajo--img-m7eab74b888c187e858b1cec4df08bd7f.jpg

it would be a disaster if he was tall.

on an airplane is the best place to be short

― ice cr?m, Saturday, June 18, 2011 6:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or maybe if theres like some saw blade thats cutting everything over 6ft and you cant duck for whatever reason, maybe because youre strapped in or unconscious idk

*links to fetish website*

one time i was on the same plane as the umass basketball team and their center literally could not fully sit down in his seat, they ended up moving him to 1st class but they couldnt do it for some reason until after takeoff so he was kind of half crouched all squeezed into this lil seat, it was kind of lol but mostly sad

yeah but then he got to fly first class just cause he was tall

and he can totally DUNK

a fun game to play is how many years of yr life would you be willing to give to dunk on the reg

at least a year

how many years of yr life would you be willing to give to dunk on the reg

I can't afford first class, but I always get United's Economy Plus. That extra 5" makes a huge difference.

exit row, n00bs

I can never get those. Never avail on united with my status level.

ugh, the Economy Plus -- I wound up ponying up the extra cash for that for the same reason.

like seriously I sometimes pick movie theatres to see movies at based on my knowledge of the layout and the legroom :/

x-post oh those are the best!

i'm 5ft 10 which i guess is average but doesn't feel like it where i come from tbh

yeah if I were 5'10 I would totally move to a country filled w/ leprechauns

haha

lol

would you dudes rather be stephen merchant or ricky gervais?

when i was like 14~15 my best friend who was v short was a subject of this documentary abt being a short male http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%26M_Short_and_Male & one of the shoots was me & some other friends hanging out with him goofin around teasing him abt being short, we also beatboxed & wrote a rap about how its cool to be short & that they filmed. at some pt after that while he was doing talking head shots/interviews he got really embarassed bc it was going to be on national tv and told them he thought the whole thing was lame & wished he had never gotten involved, i think in the end they left him out entirely

I like your short story, flopson.

it seems weird to do a documentary about the hardships of being short & include someone that is 14 YEARS OLD

no way, I know tons of short 14 year olds

I was cast as Tiny Tim in our 5th grade production of A Christmas Carol. Entirely because I was the shortest boy in my grade.

wait that doc came out in 2008, how old are you flop?

there are hordes of them, that's why it's stupid, it's like making a documentary about breakfast-eaters.

we might have been a little older i cant remember really

I would possibly watch a doc about breakfast-eaters

ok if the doc was out in 08 maybe we were filming in 07 & i was 16

the movie was about short males of all ages

I think flopson and friends' approach sounds kind and endearing, it has a freaks and geeks tone to it.

breakfast-eaters was a poor example to use on greedy old ilx.

the same friend also once met the creator or director or something of law & order: svu at a dinner party thru his tangentially high-society jewish family and asked him if he would name a character after him, & he did and the character was a rapist!

well he asked for it!

iirc he was still p stoked

lmao jordan

lool

betwixt 6' & 6'2" is the best for a dude

― buzza, Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:25 AM

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is there an album cover about how short dudes are the best cause like i feel real bad for jordan s(hortie)