ha that seems like a pretty shitty way to let someone down easy!
― arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link
xp
uh oh he'll realize i just dont think we're compatible -- i guess ill blame it on his height
yeah at least if they say "really it's just your personality I dislike" you got some hope
― iatee, Saturday, 18 June 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
generally when someone calls you a hateful putrid sociopath its just their commitment issues talking
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
Being a short girl sux when tall girls don't see you and step all over you when you are trying to feel pretty.
― *tera, Saturday, 18 June 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
i am 5'10". i used to feel pretty tall until i moved to ~europe~, where it feels like even old ladies are taller than me.
max you are not average height.
― caek, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link
I think Max is tall. I picture him tall anyway.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
max is like 10 feet tall and triple morbidly obese iirc
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
this issue was addressed on one of the max threads http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=2496345&boardid=77&threadid=67478
― caek, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
max avoids low bridges
GIANT
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
Woah. That dude must be seven feet tall tho. Damn.
Ha. Missed this. Yeah, it exaggerates the effect somewhat when I'm standing next to the person who is, by far, my tallest friend, if not the tallest person I know.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
if not the tallest person in the world
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_34NUPK9ciPg/SKl2SJc9BoI/AAAAAAAAAFE/wWpXGM0Ih3I/s320/Muresan-Gheorghe.jpg
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
hoos, when I was younger I dreamed of being a short, curly-haired hispanic adult (not my most realistic dream). I just thought it would be baller & I would charm girls all day or something. I was a short kid but idk where that one came from really, but I still think there is a distinct kind of short-swag some guys have, which I appreciate, even tho I am no longer short.
― ogmor, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
what happend?
― jed_, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
lol waht, kids are so weird
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link
I'm trying to think if I'd been impressed by a particular short spanish guy w/ a fine head of curls at any point but I can't think of anyone
― ogmor, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://grab.by/cBIZ
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
his is hysterical
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
THIS
being tall messed my posture up. slouching to hear/talk to people, desks and chairs are too short, etc. fair trade off, though, imo.
― blank, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link
on an airplane is the best place to be short
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
was not familiar w/ mr pajo in my childhood but he totally has short swag
http://lyricsfever.net/images/d/david-pajo--img-m7eab74b888c187e858b1cec4df08bd7f.jpg
it would be a disaster if he was tall.
― ogmor, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link
― ice cr?m, Saturday, June 18, 2011 6:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
or maybe if theres like some saw blade thats cutting everything over 6ft and you cant duck for whatever reason, maybe because youre strapped in or unconscious idk
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link
*links to fetish website*
one time i was on the same plane as the umass basketball team and their center literally could not fully sit down in his seat, they ended up moving him to 1st class but they couldnt do it for some reason until after takeoff so he was kind of half crouched all squeezed into this lil seat, it was kind of lol but mostly sad
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
yeah but then he got to fly first class just cause he was tall
― iatee, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
and he can totally DUNK
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
a fun game to play is how many years of yr life would you be willing to give to dunk on the reg
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link
at least a year
― mississippi john hurt, but alabama john feeling okay (m bison), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:05 (twelve years ago) link
how many years of yr life would you be willing to give to dunk on the reg
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
I can't afford first class, but I always get United's Economy Plus. That extra 5" makes a huge difference.
― Jeff, Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
exit row, n00bs
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
I can never get those. Never avail on united with my status level.
― Jeff, Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
ugh, the Economy Plus -- I wound up ponying up the extra cash for that for the same reason.
like seriously I sometimes pick movie theatres to see movies at based on my knowledge of the layout and the legroom :/
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
x-post oh those are the best!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
i'm 5ft 10 which i guess is average but doesn't feel like it where i come from tbh
― beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:16 (twelve years ago) link
yeah if I were 5'10 I would totally move to a country filled w/ leprechauns
― iatee, Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
haha
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
would you dudes rather be stephen merchant or ricky gervais?
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
when i was like 14~15 my best friend who was v short was a subject of this documentary abt being a short male http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%26M_Short_and_Male & one of the shoots was me & some other friends hanging out with him goofin around teasing him abt being short, we also beatboxed & wrote a rap about how its cool to be short & that they filmed. at some pt after that while he was doing talking head shots/interviews he got really embarassed bc it was going to be on national tv and told them he thought the whole thing was lame & wished he had never gotten involved, i think in the end they left him out entirely
― flopson, Sunday, 19 June 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
I like your short story, flopson.
― estela, Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
it seems weird to do a documentary about the hardships of being short & include someone that is 14 YEARS OLD
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
no way, I know tons of short 14 year olds
― iatee, Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:21 (twelve years ago) link
I was cast as Tiny Tim in our 5th grade production of A Christmas Carol. Entirely because I was the shortest boy in my grade.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
wait that doc came out in 2008, how old are you flop?
― iatee, Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link
there are hordes of them, that's why it's stupid, it's like making a documentary about breakfast-eaters.
― estela, Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link