haha i babysat a real one-year-old baby a few years ago. it did not go well.
bath was a disaster, although subsequently i successfully lubed her rashy ass prior to re-diapering. i tried to sing (!) her to vague calmness, but she just kind of stared at me like 'wtf are you doing?'
pix of makeover pls
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
:)
In the internet age a wise man is v careful about the pics he'll allow taken or otherwise
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 June 2011 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link
"why didn't i ask" always makes me want to hug spiral
― horseshoe, dinsdag 14 juni 2011 20:05 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link
not an ILX post buthttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmun94yzfh1qdrl8ro1_500.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
ahaha i was like 'whats cute about *scrolls* awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
otm
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 June 2011 07:22 (thirteen years ago) link
we need those shoes shopped onto a fenriz picture stat, then i will enjoy them
someone better than me work w/this:
http://www.metalstorm.net/images/interviews/69-3.jpg
― lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 June 2011 07:29 (thirteen years ago) link
i cant see it
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link
tracer has attractive hands!!
― Fa la la (La Lechera), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 15:00 (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― � (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i agree!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link
do they have magnets in the nails?
― do the hypnic jerk (c sharp major), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.dailycognition.com/content/image/13/a260_Psychokinesis.jpg
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link
lol I have a notebook kept when I was sixteen in which I wrote the lyrics for "Will Never Marry."
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, July 24, 2011 8:09 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 August 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
im drunk im gonna fight punch this hurricane in the face
― thistle supporter (mcoll), Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:57 AM (7 hours ago)
― corey, Sunday, 28 August 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link
yessssssss
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 August 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
haw!
― ۩ (crüt), Sunday, 28 August 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Love it
― I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link
when you see someone REALLY CUTE on the street/some random place and don't know what to do about iti mean, what do you do? there's this really cute guy on the steps outside work, taking pictures. just sitting there, all by himself, looking romantic. it's not like a bar or something, so what? you just say hi? that's a big camera you got there?
i mean, what do you do? there's this really cute guy on the steps outside work, taking pictures. just sitting there, all by himself, looking romantic. it's not like a bar or something, so what? you just say hi? that's a big camera you got there?
― Lee547 (Lee626), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
like i mean come on. morb. derp. lol. its fun to say
― D-40, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 7:57 PM
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
- biked to MEC (like REI but canadian obv), bought a sleeping bag!- biked home, cuddled up in sleeping bag
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 6:08 PM
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
sleeping bags are inherently cute
― Lee547 (Lee626), Thursday, 8 September 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Slip inside my sleeping bag
― buzza, Thursday, 8 September 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
$!$! goon report tomorrow $!$!
― seasoning sauce all over me (tpp), Monday, 29 August 2011 02:13 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 10:55 (thirteen years ago) link
yes
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
lol after coming straight to post that here, i scrolled down and you were all 'this needs to be cuteselsior'd' or whatever. i am so behind on my goonbookmark
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
<| got yer nose!
― dayo, Saturday, September 24, 2011 9:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― corey, Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link
aw
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 26 September 2011 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link
are there not enough granola bros at these things to show people how to stay warm?
― Jonathan Livingston Glass-Steagall (Kerm), Friday, October 7, 2011 1:16 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i had layers and a girl those are the only ways i know
― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Friday, October 7, 2011 1:26 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 7 October 2011 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link
7 layer baberito
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 October 2011 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link
shit
― golgi, Sunday, 9 October 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9573kGBtuE&feature=player_embedded
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 October 2011 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link
cutecelsior for all time
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 October 2011 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Aaaaaahhh I saw that on TV when I was home sick y'day and it freaked me the fuck out! Well the kid singing, anyway. I'm a horrible human being I kno.
― Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Friday, 14 October 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link
My favourite thing with those two girls is it's like the blonde one has no control over her arms and they just start moving automatically when the other one starts singing.
― kinder, Friday, 14 October 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i love that the girl rapped the "he might sell coke" and the "you could get slapped if you lookin, ho" parts
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 October 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
― markers, Friday, October 14, 2011 6:11 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
*dances around room irl*
― markers, Friday, October 14, 2011 6:11 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 October 2011 06:22 (thirteen years ago) link
That girl have DRINK 10 L Red bullRandiz1337 13 minutes ago 7
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link
ive been a longtime booster of songs4theladies!― The boyboy young jess (D-40), Thursday, October 20, 2011 4:11 AM
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link
KDTrey5 Kevin DurantIm not argue about this cuz im sensitive bout babygirl RT @bmoe_careful: @KDTrey5 Ashanti is better the. Aaliyah.#'s wise! She broke records
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 November 2011 07:50 (twelve years ago) link
loll
― surm, Thursday, 10 November 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
barely related: after being denied his usual 3 stories before bedtime as a punishment, my 2 year old nephew asked "not even a poem?" <3 <3 <3
― bnw, Thursday, August 27, 2009 6:51 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― estela, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 06:32 (twelve years ago) link
o
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― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 06:41 (twelve years ago) link
CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE
― mookieproof, Saturday, 19 November 2011 19:56 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Tokyo Sexwale (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
extra cute bc he is quoting a fictional txting cat <3
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 19 November 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link
that bnw post is the best
― Loud music stressed out sad Shadow (Abbbottt), Sunday, 20 November 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link
I love Louis the Cat.
― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 20 November 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
quinie: her youtube account name is BerlinHairBaby!
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 19:30 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 07:33 (twelve years ago) link
hip hop hooray\o\hoooooooooo/o/heyyyyyyy\o\hoooooooo/o/
― i think i'm big screech...sheldon cooper (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 January 2012 08:49 (twelve years ago) link
\o-O/
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 9 January 2012 08:51 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 January 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link