So how did you and Dad meet?
http://imageshack.us/m/196/4010/brittanyvaughanjoeybarr.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link
cannot get over those photos of the couple fighting
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9774/landap.jpg
the baby looks so uncomfortable
Those came from a guy on an old private messageboard I used to frequent. That's his niece, and his post was "Um, be honest, what do y'all think of this?" And the responses were all "Kinda rapey, Jed."
I wasn't supposed to post it elsewhere, but it was too good not to share.
Y'all don't get Jed after me, though.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link
the "jah is my witness" one is a guy i went to HS with and when max posted it to his tumblr a non-ilx HS friend saw it and was all o_O
― gr8080, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― ☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i posted some of the rape wedding pics to tumblr too and then PP said they came from a private msg board so i took em down
I mean, I don't care really if those get out. I think del griffith even found the original page they came from.
Just don't want to be frog gigged by Google, that's all.
― отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link
gah wedding photography is the worst. the money you can wring out of people with some short DOF... ugh.
― Kerm, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link
the number of times friends have said to me after their wedding, "Our photographer was such an asshole... darn, we should've just given you all that money."
― Kerm, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link
"frog gigged"......?
― ☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2825/brittanywixsonandalexsu.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
wacky
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://gadgether.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Crazy_Wedding_Theme_16.jpg
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
sighhttp://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/11/geek-wedding-2.jpg
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sCmJb0PbkSE/TDUiAs7HwFI/AAAAAAAACp4/J-7bjaozwmM/s1600/1.jpg
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
why would you throw good food
― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262376_1955912551803_1662396947_1948696_258666_n.jpg
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
hhahahahaha
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 August 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VCeWN.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
ha, the hellokitty one is basically my little sister's dream-come-true wedding ceremony (she is 25 and engaged)
― just1n3, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
a+ revive
― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
we found love in a photoshop layer
― sleepingbag, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4061/brandjnew.jpg
IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT PHOTO, NOT YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!
― pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
noodle vague?!
― max, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ifxkV.jpg
http://gawker.com/5940288/before-proposing-to-girlfriend-man-fakes-his-own-death-to-show-her-how-meaningless-life-would-be-without-him
A wealthy Russian businessman who wanted to propose to his girlfriend decided to test her love for him before popping the question — by faking his own death.
After working with a stuntman, a make-up artist, a screenwriter, and a directer to stage a phony car crash, 30-year-old Alexey Bykov of Omsk told Irina Kolokov to meet him at a certain place at a certain time so she could witness the accident.
"When I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage," Kolokov told Russian media. "Then when I saw Alexey covered in blood lying in the road a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears."
With his mission accomplished, Bykov rose from the dead and proposed to his stunned partner while drenched in "blood." Kolokov said she contemplated killing him "for real this time," but decided to agree to marry the lunatic instead.
"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me," Bykov said. "I think it worked but I promise it's the last time."
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without an attention seeking dickhead."
― Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
Second word was all I needed to explain the rest of the article.
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
what a creep
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
Holy fucking shite
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
repulsive
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link
He should make an annual thing of it
― would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
Too young an exposure to Harold & Maude messes people up.
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago) link
he should have waited until after the funeral to make sure that she wouldn't move on within the next 5 years
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link
"PS in case it's not clear I have have the means to make you a very happy woman for the rest of your life, or you could have an 'accident' right here right now"
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2012/08/couple-480x321.jpg
Why did they have to bring the tree into this.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
wtf
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
got wood?
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gPdRp.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
!
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
no way
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
Surely that's a joke? Surely?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
Don't think so.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=545145712168258&set=pb.171521896197310.-2207520000.1351046045&type=1&theater
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
That seems to lend credence to them realising it was funny straight away and posting it for lulz anyway.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://assets.inarkansas.com/35011/fayetteville-engagement-brooke-arnold-nick-petrino.rooke-Arnold-&-Nick-Petrino-5
― pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, and only a few of you may get why this is so funny.
But.
That's Nick Petrino, son of Bobby Petrino.
― pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41mA1yPJ03L._BO0,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,48,-75_AA500_SH20_OU01_.jpg