one of the lead stories on the entertainment page
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
With apologies to Samuel Norman.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
Spacewalking Astronaut Gets Soap in Eye
― she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 May 2011 05:22 (fifteen years ago)
The spacewalkers noted that tears in space "don't fall off of your eye ... they kind of stay there."
Also, did anyone else read this headline the same way i did?
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 26 May 2011 08:54 (fifteen years ago)
HA HA HAHAH AHAHAA!
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/31/unborn-child-has-facebook-profile/?hpt=hp_c2
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 12:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/07/20-bodies-found-in-texas-home-official-says/?iref=obnetwork
this is classic reporting right here
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Monday, 13 June 2011 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
Haha.
I had seen that story in my RSS feed, but hadn't followed up on it. Good Lord.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 13 June 2011 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
This is a TOP STORY on Yahoo News:
Brady Bunch mom got crabs in affair with NY mayor
― carlton lutefisk (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 June 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)
Kelly Rowland accidentally unleashes her breasts during concert
"unleashes"? Did they run off stage and savage the crowd?
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
On Friday, Nicki Minaj turned some heads when her left nipple freed itself from the confines of her outfit and said "Hello!" to a national television audience during a performance on "Good Morning America."
― smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)
HELLO
Hello!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://news.yahoo.com/chicago-home-repairman-charged-swallowing-clients-ring-185921800.html?bouchon=602,il
― shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)
The officers subsequently retrieved the missing ring.
That sentence is doing a lot of work
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)
it seems gaddhafi's regime has likely just ended
CNN is live on the air. they just ran a piece on chuck brown and dc go-go <3 and now are covering casey anthony's car
― daria-g, Sunday, 21 August 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)
lol amazing
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
msnbc.com weighs in with the worst "paired the wrong article & headline when submitting to the aggregator" combo in memory:
Treme' actor found dead in Mississippi Rivermsnbc.com - 13 minutes ago
From Austin Powers to Ron Burgundy, lead characters don't always need to be brainiacs. With a nod to this week's "Our Idiot Brother," here's a look at our favorite dumb guy moments.
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 August 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/08/30/t1larg.vampire.jpg
Geek Out: Where my Goths at?
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)
Drunken moose ends up stuck in Swedish apple tree
― dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
I saw that story on CNN when I was home sick this week, didn't even occur to me to look for it on the site
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)
Thomas Jefferson famously wrote about the wall of separation between church and state. He didn't mention separating church and politics, but everybody knows that's a sticky wicket, expecially as 2012 approaches.
― rustic italian flatbread, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
http://news.yahoo.com/nigerian-actor-freed-25-bowel-movements-152549263.html
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 November 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
Why I orgasmed in an MRI scanner
um
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
I think we can come up with much better reasons than "I was doing it for research"
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:27 (fourteen years ago)
so orgasm is officially a verb now is it that can be past tensed
― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:05 (fourteen years ago)
her boyfriend was running the MRI machine and its his fetish to pleasure himself to images of women's brains taken as they're stimulating themselves.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2012 15:29 (fourteen years ago)
To Nestlé’s amazing good fortune, the word Kit Kat sounds similar to the Japanese phrase “Kitto Katsu”, which roughly translates to mean “surely win.” It’s a term of good luck often used by students before their exams, but to Nestle it has sounded more like “Ka-ching!”
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:57 (fourteen years ago)
hahahaa
― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:58 (fourteen years ago)
Boy aims to solve euro crisis with pizza
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
I'm on the world's slowest connection so I haven't watched the video but:
10-foot beehive a 'mountain of hell'
― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 12:02 (thirteen years ago)
"mountain" is a bit of a misnomer. it was in somebody's exterior wall. It was pretty big, but maybe not actually cable news big.
― how's life, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 12:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/bees.jpg
this was the best shot they got of it in the whole thing.
― how's life, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 12:21 (thirteen years ago)
the guy is standing on a ladder, but still.
― how's life, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 12:22 (thirteen years ago)
That is a headline crying out to be turned into a song
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)
It's only a mountain of hell if you don't like bees!
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)
current headline
Five Olympic things to watch today
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)
1. The Olympics2. um...
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)
It's the "things".
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)
http://costumepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/thing-12-crop.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)
See bear walk through hotel lobby http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.e/img/3.0/global/icons/video_icon.gifDeputy rescues moose in swing set http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.e/img/3.0/global/icons/video_icon.gifWatch alligator bite trainer at fair Watch dog swim with dolphins
when did cnn become your annoying relatives
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Saturday, 11 August 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
Rage against anti-Islam film spreads to Africa
Rage against anti-Islam film started in Africa, you fucking dongs!
― how's life, Friday, 14 September 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/living/2012/09/04/orig-jtb-cnn-distraction-five-years.cnn
photo-a-day for 5 years! never seen that before.
― how's life, Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:12 (thirteen years ago)
i like how yesterday they wrote about how a new monkey species had been found in the congo and then there was a sidebar about celeb it most resembled, jake gyllenhall and jesus were represented
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:02 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/21/us/ohio-woman-marries-father/index.html?c=us&page=4
― omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 05:01 (thirteen years ago)
She has a deep, abiding faith in God, who she believes has guided her through the experience -- and others that have shaped her life.
"You have to have faith," she said. "If God brought me this far, he's not going to leave me now."
Child when you saw one set of footprints it's because you were somewhere else giving it up to your dad
― omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 05:03 (thirteen years ago)
Huge lol
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Saturday, 22 September 2012 12:42 (thirteen years ago)
That whole story blows my mind. Usually open secrets among family members are along the lines of my uncle who occasionally partook in the drink. I'd love to hear the rationale behind the relatives who decided to just not say a word.
― omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)
that is some dark shit
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)