wtf, CNN.com

i was just complaining about this article, a parent friend of mine linked it

the title actually says "like tramps"

He has a new one where he complains about getting egged possibly for being black

It eventually segues into a much more reasonable discussion of how honest discussion of racial issues can't go forward without listening to other peoples' viewpoints but the beginning is incredibly dumb; my first reaction was "are you sure you didn't get egged for being the guy who writes unnecessarily contentious opinion pieces on CNN.com?"

Lol

lol

i like how he starts this article with the descrip of the 8 year old girl w/ bo derek braids and lip gloss and one of the comments was like "wait. arent u wearing bo derek braids and lip gloss in your photo there"

Also I loved the reference to the "xtina era"

some good polls could come from the "story highlights" of cnn.com opinion pieces

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2011/04/20/natpkg.opinion.lz.tramp.clothes.cnn?hpt=C2

lol he's taking on the commenters

(unsurprisingly he skips the braids/lip gloss comment)

this guy

couldn't find a better picture for the R.I.P. story, i guess?

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/04/20/t1larg.tv.radio.performance.jpg
Gerard Smith, back center, performs with TV On the Radio as part of the 2007 Virgin Festival in Baltimore, Maryland.

Dodson used an Internet acronym, part of which typically means, "rolling on the ... floor" laughing.

????

rot...fl

l...ol

Let me be the first to tell it!! So just got out of jail off a weak charge. LmaORoTfF!!!!! Got pulled over in my (cont)

digging deep

CNN) -- Sony's PlayStation network continued to be down on Friday morning.

The company on Thursday posted a statement on its blog saying the outage, which prevents users of that gaming system from accessing online features, may continue for "a full day or two."

PlayStation users expressed frustration about the crash.

"Dear @playstation, I'ma need for y'all 2 fix this 'not signing' into the playstation network bs asap," one Twitter user wrote.

It's unclear what caused the network to fail, and Sony did not immediately respond to a CNN request for comment.

one of the lead stories on the entertainment page

With apologies to Samuel Norman.

Spacewalking Astronaut Gets Soap in Eye

The spacewalkers noted that tears in space "don't fall off of your eye ... they kind of stay there."

Also, did anyone else read this headline the same way i did?

HA HA HAHAH AHAHAA!

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/31/unborn-child-has-facebook-profile/?hpt=hp_c2

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/07/20-bodies-found-in-texas-home-official-says/?iref=obnetwork

this is classic reporting right here

Haha.

I had seen that story in my RSS feed, but hadn't followed up on it. Good Lord.

This is a TOP STORY on Yahoo News:

Brady Bunch mom got crabs in affair with NY mayor

Kelly Rowland accidentally unleashes her breasts during concert

"unleashes"? Did they run off stage and savage the crowd?

On Friday, Nicki Minaj turned some heads when her left nipple freed itself from the confines of her outfit and said "Hello!" to a national television audience during a performance on "Good Morning America."

HELLO

Hello!

http://news.yahoo.com/chicago-home-repairman-charged-swallowing-clients-ring-185921800.html?bouchon=602,il

The officers subsequently retrieved the missing ring.

That sentence is doing a lot of work

it seems gaddhafi's regime has likely just ended

CNN is live on the air. they just ran a piece on chuck brown and dc go-go <3 and now are covering casey anthony's car

lol amazing

msnbc.com weighs in with the worst "paired the wrong article & headline when submitting to the aggregator" combo in memory:

Treme' actor found dead in Mississippi River
msnbc.com - ‎13 minutes ago‎

From Austin Powers to Ron Burgundy, lead characters don't always need to be brainiacs. With a nod to this week's "Our Idiot Brother," here's a look at our favorite dumb guy moments.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/08/30/t1larg.vampire.jpg

Geek Out: Where my Goths at?

Drunken moose ends up stuck in Swedish apple tree

I saw that story on CNN when I was home sick this week, didn't even occur to me to look for it on the site

Thomas Jefferson famously wrote about the wall of separation between church and state. He didn't mention separating church and politics, but everybody knows that's a sticky wicket, expecially as 2012 approaches.

Thomas Jefferson famously wrote about the wall of separation between church and state. He didn't mention separating church and politics, but everybody knows that's a sticky wicket, expecially as 2012 approaches.

http://news.yahoo.com/nigerian-actor-freed-25-bowel-movements-152549263.html

Why I orgasmed in an MRI scanner

um

I think we can come up with much better reasons than "I was doing it for research"

so orgasm is officially a verb now is it that can be past tensed

her boyfriend was running the MRI machine and its his fetish to pleasure himself to images of women's brains taken as they're stimulating themselves.

To Nestlé’s amazing good fortune, the word Kit Kat sounds similar to the Japanese phrase “Kitto Katsu”, which roughly translates to mean “surely win.” It’s a term of good luck often used by students before their exams, but to Nestle it has sounded more like “Ka-ching!”

hahahaa

Boy aims to solve euro crisis with pizza

I'm on the world's slowest connection so I haven't watched the video but:

10-foot beehive a 'mountain of hell'

"mountain" is a bit of a misnomer. it was in somebody's exterior wall. It was pretty big, but maybe not actually cable news big.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/bees.jpg

this was the best shot they got of it in the whole thing.