Man, I wish I could figure out how embed these:
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-video-5661175-hd-suicidal-businessman.php
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
suicidal businessman is surely a of comedy genius. I mean...
ENDLESS LOOP of identical businessmen trying to commit suicide in various ways. Isolated on a white background.
Businessman standing isolated on a white background and surrounded with large stacks of coins which are gradually disappearing. He looks despaired and then takes out a bottle of pills and eats them.
Businessman standing isolated on a white background and surrounded with large stacks of coins which are gradually disappearing. He then takes out a gun and points it on his head.
A businessman standing next to a big pile of coins is shocked to see the pile getting smaller and smaller. When the pile is all gone, he takes a gun out of his pocket and shoots himself.
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
the last one is titled "pal-loosing-money.php", which doesn't really capture the gravity of the situation.
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
(should say, "surely a of comedy genius," xp)
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
I'm dying here.
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-video-8164396-hd-dolly-separation.php
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:00 (fifteen years ago)
A giant 'Boss' goes on the rampage in a business full of scared employees. What can stop this monster in a tie?
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
What in the shit is this shit omg.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
like, who would use stock video footage? Awful corporate presentations?
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:22 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe web ads that use flash? I dunno.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 4 February 2011 00:28 (fifteen years ago)
awful corporate training videos
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
Its the sort of thing Alan Partridge would be in.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:18 (fifteen years ago)
That guy in the separation video looks like Toby from The Office! Makes it even more UH
― quincie, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=8455776
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
Keywords:
Relationship Difficulties, Heterosexual Couple, Depression, Couple, Divorce, Erectile Dysfunction, Women, Sadness, Love, Leaving, Loneliness, Home Interior, Bed, House, Men, Infidelity, Separation, Emotional Stress, Domestic Room, The End, Problems, Bedroom,People, Two People, Mid Adult Men, Mid Adult Couple, Despair, Disappointment, Dolly Shot, Expressing Negativity, Female, Hopelessness, Ignoring, Indoors, Lying Down, Male, Pain, Silence, Video, Young Women
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/11388643/2/istockphoto_11388643-impotence.jpg
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/13407280/2/istockphoto_13407280-couple-in-bed.jpg
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8887599/2/istockphoto_8887599-spying.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/9366090/2/istockphoto_9366090-couple-caught-in-bed-with-feet-hanging-out-the-covers.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/14153490/2/istockphoto_14153490-couple-got-caught-cheating.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/9513016/2/istockphoto_9513016-cheat.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/13519171/2/istockphoto_13519171-cheating.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
This one tells a pretty good story if you watch it in order:
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=9342523
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=9342522
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=9343223
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos
― http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14902-1301433963-8.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14882-1301434416-9.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14909-1301433853-12.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
ahahahaha
― blapsolutely (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.postcardsfromsplitsville.com/images/7.25.08/2-life-ruined.jpg
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
every fucking day.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14894-1301433714-5.jpg
made me actual lol
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ Tuomas cakes it upand o_O at the kid with the mouthful of frys
― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
Keywords: People, Bizarre, Loneliness, Fantasy, Contemplation, Bed, Problems, Food And Drink, Horizontal, Waist Up, Indoors, 25-29 Years, High Angle View, Cake, Beard, Caucasian Ethnicity, Bedroom, Waiting, Lying Down, Blanket, Pillow, Resting, USA, Balding, California, City Of Los Angeles, One Person, Day Dreaming, Young Adult, Domestic Life, Insomnia, Comfortable, One Young Man Only, One Man Only, Photography, Icing, Adults Only, Lying On Side. Find similar images
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/108349284.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=AA1747D0965B1B3D41814C89757D40FB908DFD7F2539924F50BD9353AA11D9C3
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All "cake in bedroom" pictures look the same, thanks "similar images".
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/200138965-001.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF592C1BA9BC514FF5279F5CC6734C985E2CFF47183D5A84A6F6529E79887609E4F
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/200338546-002.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF5F88AC036AA9359C23661A7C3132774DF2D8AC6D85154D73661FDCA1722397E8B
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/BD3719-005.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF5DABD354B62C8B22D9712E4E08B12CBAC97C84F7D2EE5AD2CE30A760B0D811297
Naked, overweight man sitting at table, face down in plate of chips
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/80935278.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=37537F338F336545467C05A7A3C31931CB965A2ECAC8248B6F8EF6A0C83A34B3http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/80935320.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=37537F338F33654559C53D757F3F91B2CB965A2ECAC8248BAB3A8EC020FE2933
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/200394075-002.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF5A660F546EA43CA953661A7C3132774DFF093E4073C366B8961FDCA1722397E8B
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
http://assets.inarkansas.com/18299/yelling-parenting-punishing-punishment-lecture-parents-family-talk.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
Person On Left: "What did you do with the rest of my body?"Person On Right: "I *don't know* WTF you are talking about!"POL: "I can't float in mid-air with my lower half missing forever, you know!"
― serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
http://comp.webstockpro.com/rubberball/b13303f.jpghttp://images.inmagine.com/img/rubberball/rbvs015/rbvs0150364.jpghttp://comp.webstockpro.com/rubberball/b13303.jpghttp://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1660/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1660R-31157.jpghttp://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1660/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1660R-31156.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
Worst webcam sex show ever.
― you know that I've been crunk a thousand times (snoball), Monday, 6 February 2012 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
I don't know which is better, the photo or the URL.
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/131473/112848109/stock-photo-a-farewell-letter-and-the-gun-of-a-suicide-112848109.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Damn, I wrote this list backwards. I'm supposed to go to the bank first, then pull out the gun and say 'gimme all your money'..."
― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)
u-hardly-knew-me-goodbye-cruel-world.jpg
― am0n, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)
All those broken images.... just like the lives they depicted.
I didn't know where else to put this so I'm posting it here.
http://i.imgur.com/l2jCxPf.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 04:18 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/89DjrE2.gif
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)
Stock business images
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2013/nov/05/sex-obese-men-stock-shot-model
― Nilmar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 9 November 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)
http://www.worldofstock.com/closeups/HUM1493.php
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)
hated it when classmates would do that.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/NsYzPp8.jpg
"Vaping? Didn't I raise you better than that?"
― pplains, Monday, 24 November 2014 17:28 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/T2Pe3iu.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:45 (ten years ago)
haha
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)
not sure what is supposed to be going on here
http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/90989/227134345/stock-photo-selective-focus-on-the-sly-funny-guy-wearing-red-cap-of-santa-claus-standing-alone-with-the-present-227134345.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:01 (ten years ago)