the champagne room is the restroom
― Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:34 (fifteen years ago)
lapdances in the parking lot
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:44 (fifteen years ago)
salad + toast = caesar salad
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:48 PM (1 week ago)
no caesar salad will be served at salad&toast
― positive reflection is the key (harbl), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:38 (fifteen years ago)
that's my girl
― estela, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:52 (fifteen years ago)
a bold marketing choice
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
a series of bobble heads that are famous folks with parkinson's diseae
― Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Saturday, 15 January 2011 01:51 (fifteen years ago)
disease obv
― Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Saturday, 15 January 2011 01:52 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― enfuque (Matt P), Saturday, 15 January 2011 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
start a food company called Red Sea. the only product will be salt. on the packaging, it'll say "Red Sea Salt." people will buy it and think it's sea salt, but it's actually just table salt.
― based god kwassa kwassa (dayo), Thursday, 27 January 2011 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
Salt that is Red
― H.R. Gigerstuf (latebloomer), Friday, 28 January 2011 00:00 (fifteen years ago)
a German-American S&M club called "I Whip My Herr"
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 28 January 2011 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
employing table as nazi-themed stomper
― dark link (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2011 23:18 (fifteen years ago)
that's gold imo
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 January 2011 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
A sequel series to Quantum Leap where Sam can travel to ANY point in time - not just dates within his own lifetime. Also maybe he can jump into other species. So maybe he travels back to the Triassic Period and he's a Plateosaurus...or 10 million years in the future and everyone is hooked up to comptuers and masturbating constantly and he has to stop them from masturbating so much. It would be called Big Quantum Leap.
― 23 24 (Z S), Saturday, 29 January 2011 04:51 (fifteen years ago)
Quantum (Fan) Wank
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 29 January 2011 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
http://pighuntah.com/images/alae%20salt.jpg
― gr8080, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:50 (fifteen years ago)
an exhibition of my photography, accompanied by me playing my juno 106, called photosynthesis
― dayo, Friday, 11 February 2011 02:13 (fifteen years ago)
and also a searing commentary on the lack of any plants in yr urban dystopias
― nakhchivan, Friday, 11 February 2011 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
a version of Anna Karenina starring Anna Karina
― koogs, Saturday, 12 February 2011 14:04 (fifteen years ago)
I had an idea last night for an internet service for guys where instead of finding dates, you find other guys to go with you to the bar as mutual wingmen. Something like bromatch.com
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
Superchunk/Shakur mashup called 2pac-y For Kitty
― gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Monday, 14 February 2011 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
BAN VALENTINES DAY.
― fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Z S), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
That's my idea
― fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Z S), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
not terrible
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:31 (fifteen years ago)
BAN HALLOWEEN
― fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Z S), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
and replace it with "Mandatory Worship the Christian Lord Day"
― fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Z S), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:51 (fifteen years ago)
terrible!
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 01:17 (fifteen years ago)
transmit a secret message by changing your display name to the next word in the message every time you post. when the person wants ur secret message they search for posts by you, there it is.
― Example: Hell (Matt P), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
not a terrible idea.
― a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
Doesn't actually seem so terrible when compared to Bulletstorm, but anyway... A driving videogame where all your opponent have explosive diarrhoea, and you get bonus points for making them crap themselves. Like for example you overtake one of them, then suddenly brake sharply. The bonuses could have really tasteless names, like the bonus for making an opponent crap themselves while you're both airborne would be called 'Brown Wings!'. Also the handling of the cars would gradually change during a race, as the amount of liquid sloshing around inside them increases.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 19 February 2011 10:41 (fifteen years ago)
oh and the game would be called 'Skid Marks'
a talking wristwatch that tells you what color stoats are.
just press the crown for a few seconds, and if it's summer, it will say, "stoats are brown, right now." if it's winter, it will say, "ermines are white, right now."
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Sunday, 20 February 2011 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
turning into an almond. I heard it is kinda nice but I think I'd regret it later.
my step dad calls my mom his precious stoat as a term of endearment.
― peacocks, Sunday, 20 February 2011 04:47 (fifteen years ago)
Posting to ilx while driving down I 75 sleepy cruise control.
Diy labotomy.
― peacocks, Sunday, 20 February 2011 05:52 (fifteen years ago)
Penny Dreadful - an Alice Cooper shock rock / steampunk crossover band.
― but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
bottled orange juice with a little toothpaste mixed into it, made for people who want to give up the carnal enjoyment of OJ during Lent but can't afford to miss out on its health benefits for a whole 40 days.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:28 (fifteen years ago)
i'm gonna open a rap-themed waterpark just so we can name the killer whale 'biggie smalls'
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, March 20, 2011 2:34 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:50 (fifteen years ago)
didn't even bother with that one
― blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:51 (fifteen years ago)
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:54 (fifteen years ago)
Public Anenome
― it's not in the Wu-Tang Manual (latebloomer), Monday, 21 March 2011 05:25 (fifteen years ago)
CHALOP - oneohtrix point never / charlemagne palestine collaboration
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
an 18" cheese circle that will be marketed to pizza places to be placed on crusts instead of shredded cheese
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
terrible idea - posting to this thread to take the total number of posts on it from 666 to 667
― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
:)
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
comic saans - comic sans style font for typing afrikaans
― ★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Thursday, 7 April 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
boering idea
― brownie, Thursday, 7 April 2011 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
a book on marijuana use in europe 1000-1200 called "the high middle ages"
― ogmor, Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
Jizzee Paschal - Relevant gonzo flick in which Christ throatfucks Mary Magdalene accompanied by Wiewohl mein Herz in Tränen schwimmt
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:35 (fifteen years ago)
A cover version of Man 2 Man & Man Parrish's 'Male Stripper', performed in a Yoda voice and re-titled 'I Was A Male Stripper On Dagobar'. The problem is that the word order would have to be re-arranged to accomodate Yoda's way of speaking: "Male stripper on Dagobah I was, mmm, yes!"
― grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Sunday, 24 April 2011 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
The problem is that the word order
lol read this as "world order"
― shamefully blowable (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 April 2011 20:22 (fifteen years ago)