no boys allowed in the room!!!!

xp - oh totally - Leo used to be a pretty boy, but he got bloaty so it's worse than Ruffalo who just looks like a normal guy getting older.

I respect it when pretty actors let themselves bloat up when they get older instead of fighting it with food/exercise-related insanity and plastic surgery. Stars! They're just like us!!!

oh sure, i'm just saying at this point ruffalo is better looking than Leo

Yeah, that's true.

No, see, I LIKE the mean eyebrows and the bags under his eyes. Ach but who cares.

for me, he has been at every point. xp

how prevalent are Mad Men themed holiday place-of-employment parties this year? it seems like "the thing"

estela otm about ruffalo > leo + ruffalo having the best voice

This. I think he's one of the most amazing looking ppl ever but he's going to wreck himself if he keeps doing that and wind up looking like Ethan Hawke (RIP) or something.

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i just feel like at this point for him acting is a pretext for experimenting with starvation and it is upsetting

what happened to ethan hawke?

I don't know what happened to Ethan Hawke and I'm not trying to change the subject (well I am but bc I'm burning with curiosity on this new thing, and not because I don't care about Ethan Hawke, because I do care) but what is the body shape/pants fit issue that causes some women's pants to wedge permanently in their butt cracks? Don't they notice? Doesn't this make them unhappy? Why does this happen and how can I avoid it?

I don't know Jenny but those are some damn good questions imo.

Nothing happened to Ethan. I just meant that his hotness (and goddamn he was good looking once in a far away land) seemed to die a long time ago largely, I think, due to excessive skinniness.

i have enjoyed the extremely kind eyes of this guy, ben chaplin
http://www.jupeal.com/Actores/B/Ben_Chaplin/BenChaplin.jpg

if i had to choose an actor to be stranded on an island with, it would probably be viggo mortensen.

Jenny: I think it happens if you have more butt than your pants do or you have some combination of "more butt" and "longer rise"?

Think of it like this: the part of the jeans that your cheeks fill out is just fabric on an angle, and it stretches around the body underneath. But the seam that runs through the crotch is stabilized and reinforced and it DOESN'T stretch. It is as generous inside, fit-wise, as it's going to get.

If you have kind of a flat ass, this will probably never happen to you?

Oh ben chaplin is v cute. He is the main reason I've seen The Truth About Cat and Dogs errr several times.

sup ladies i took this photo of myself who wants to party

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2010/7/3/83310_2.jpg

:O

no skrr bois allowed in the room

s---- b--s

Mark Ruffalo has the dreamiest voice ever.

I went on a date with a dude from Okcupid who was kind of a dork and not exceptionally hot but he had a MR voice and that kinda made me have a crush.

oh horseshoe, whenever Mark Ruffalo is in my local paper about his opposition to fracking, I think of you.

Heard "women's interest programming" on morning edition today -- farcical piece about how the phosphates have been removed from dishwasher detergent without any notice to the public, and how this shocking environmentally-motivated move has affected the women who depend on this detergent. They were more or less outraged and "pulling their hair out" over this. I hope this was supposed to be a little bit funny? Lite news that doesn't hurt anyone?

On the other hand, women with large families in the US have grown accustomed to relying on these machines (all the way back to clothes washing machines) in order to have jobs, to take care of home and still have time to stay pretty...i mean, maybe saying that it's funny is kind of not deep enough.

phosphates in the war against feminism?

what a weird angle

"women's interest programming" is consistently boggling if nothing else

yeah it was totally weird. the one bright spot (if you can call it that) was that they also consulted an environmental expert and a woman who was mixing her own blend of detergent and phosphate she got at the hardware store.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2PqhzxYmDy8/TG0rngYhv_I/AAAAAAAAA-U/fIchEUoUP9A/s1600/Girls+Night+Out+Photo.jpg

http://blogs.z104.com/files/2010/11/girls-night-out.jpg

http://www.hen-den.co.uk/catalog/images/girls-night-out-badge.jpg

"girls night out ad" gis yields many more scintillating img results

The last one is my favorite.

Women's interest programming that is limited to cleaning or babies or shopping is one of my major pet peeved. Jeff does the dishes in our casa, dammit.

(Consumer Reports rated Finish Quantum as the best no phosphate dish detergent, btw, with the much cheaper Finish Power Ball as a best buy.)

this may be the time and place, while we're talking about women's programming, to note one of my favorite Lifetime conventions, for which i have repurposed a phrase:

you know that moment in commercials or shows with women in them where there are two girlfriends and they are enjoying a beverage and one of them grabs her glass with both hands? usually coffee/tea or wine?

that's a double clutch. it's everywhere! who does that?

i kinda sometimes might do that

when i'm cold usually

i'd think it would depend on the shape/design of the glass

Yeah, I think maybe I do this sometimes too.

double clutch
http://www.crestock.com/images/810000-819999/812745-xs.jpg

they do make those ceramic cups that don't have handles -- i can see doing the double clutch with those. But the cup pictures in the stock photo? That doesn't make sense to me.

classic double clutch -- superfluous use of two hands to connote warmth or emotion or "heart"

that looks like it would result in drink spillage moreso than the conventional method of holding the cup by the handle

"women hold cups like this..."

It looks like the modern representation of the classic silent movie femme fatale gesture - that ott hand clasping prayer-like move.

i do the double clutch on coffee/tea mugs sometimes, usually followed my propping my chin on the rim and then making stupid faces over the top (esp if there is steam!)

double clutch on a wine glass would be sheer madness though.

A family friend gave us wine glasses which hold 500ml each. Think I've done the double-clutch on those. They are a bit excessive, seeing as if you fill the glass you only have a half-glass left in the bottle for the next person.

Double-clutch on a coffee mug says either "it's freezing in here" or "I don't trust this mug handle not to snap off" to me.

or "wow, the world is cold but i am basking in the warmth of female frenz"

off topic: i just got a gift from a student that is a cute little tunic and leggings that i actually like!
thanks, student!

xp - it's like the "he's got the whole world in his hands" gesture, except because it's a woman, she is holding a refreshing beverage

^^^^LULZ...

aha the pure distilled essence of the double clutch

Ultimate lady gesture: double clutching phosphate-free dishwasher detergent. Or non-fat yogurt flavored to taste like the real food you shan't ever enjoy.