wtf, CNN.com

Tweeting the terror: Social networks react

currently the headline story:

No good way to tell kids they have cancer

When her mom and dad called her into the den, 9-year-old Gigi Pasley thought they were going to tell her a big surprise, "a good surprise" she said. Instead, they told Gigi she had cancer. "She burst out with this awful sound, a moan, a scream of complete and utter agony," said her mother, Jessica Pasley. The Pasleys learned that day there's no good way to tell your child she has cancer. full story

What, no spoonful of sugar?

The Pasleys learned that day there's no good way to tell your child she has cancer.

Really. The Pasleys had to learn this.

"The good new is, you're not going to have to play dodge ball with that mean ol' coach anymore."

"You know how you hate how your curly hair keeps getting tangled up after you get out of bed? Well guess what."

plz plz plz tell me that the daughter invented this surprise thing herself and that her parents didn't actually use the word when they called her in because yikes

that is shades of the kindergarten teacher who told us all we were going to listen to the news because one of our classmates was going to be on, only for us to hear a story about how was killed in a car accident because he was sticking his head out of the window

holeeshit

bet you never stuck your head out the window after that

"No good way to tell kids they have cancer

When her mom and dad called her into the den, 9-year-old Gigi Pasley thought they were going to tell her a big surprise, "a good surprise" she said. Instead, they told Gigi she had cancer. "She burst out with this awful sound, a moan, a scream of complete and utter agony," said her mother, Jessica Pasley. The Pasleys learned that day there's no good way to tell your child she has cancer. full story"

Oh man. That just screams newbie writer with a "great lead" for her "serious feature"

Cafferty: What should Senate do on Burris?

uh

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/01/21/germaise.actor.shot.in.head.wfts

really more "wtf, this story"

wrong link?

bah the video isn't working now

To summarize: old dude shoots older dude in the head while rehearsing a community theater production of "Damn Yankees". Shot dude got through WWII without seeing gunfire but not dress rehearsal. Reporter is a total tool throughout.

"Swear-In Oops -- So He Did It Again"

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/01/23/lw.opposite.sex.friends/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

chandler and monica anyone?

good picture - really sums up the article

STORY HIGHLIGHTS

• Some people have long-term, opposite-sex friendships
• Wife says she has become very close with her husband's gal pal
• Psychologist: Jealousy over such friendship can be result of projection
• Life coach: Socialize as a group, acknowledge spouse in front of friend

Don't Miss

• What is virginity worth today?

"Chimp had tea, Xanax before vicious attack"

why can I not get this as a shirt?????

so Penn Gillette is a fucking political commentator now? gross

First lady, queen embrace; tongues wag

you know i thought penn was a dbag blowhard even when i just knew of his work as a magician

i had some srsops about magicans back inna day

The 'endlessly entertaining' music of M. Ward

http://i43.tinypic.com/2l89a87.png

can you even do that???

man see u

http://robertswartwood.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/wire-towers.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflife/04/15/bromance/index.html

Are you and best buddy in a 'bromance'?

STORY HIGHLIGHTS
Movies, TV shows celebrate "bromances"
Bromance is a close, nonsexual relationship between men
Psychologist: Straight men who share feelings with men may make better partners

let me see if i get this right

men can be friends and it's not a gay thing

ok whatever

Guy Fieri, TV host of Food Network's "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives," is another man who has sampled many burgers during his cross-country travels. He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot. He also feels the sandwich has been the target of some abuse.

"I think some people have played with its reputation a little bit," Fieri said. "I can't say I'm a fan of a pre-cooked frozen patty on a bun, packaged in a cellophane container."

stop sandwich abuse, i'm with him on this

He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.
He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.
He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.
He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.
He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.
He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.
He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.

btw had a burger last night--med rare, ham, bacon, american cheese, grilled onions, tobasco sauce. delicious.

now THAT'S news

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/04/24/dnt.woman.bear.hit.run.kktv

probably more wtf, bear

'Brady Bunch' mom hugs a lot of people

# Puppy accidentally flushed down toilet Video

http://i27.tinypic.com/2znz4ns.png

classy!!

belly roll caused such a stir that it killed ted kennedy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/fjhkgbbb.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/09/04/test.now/index.html?eref=rss_latest

wtf, CNN.com

on cnn.com now: "More good news from celebrities"

thanks

here's some now!!

"Jon Stewart zings CNN anchor, iPhone"

haha "Letterman suspect had problems"

THIS IS AN ACTUAL HEADLINE ON THE FRONT PAGE RIGHT NOW:

Singer's anthem fail is in good company

"anthem fail"?????????????? wtf