no boys allowed in the room!!!!

im going to ask for a lincecum jersey and trivial pursuit

so the wedding ring would come in a keeper?

he would hand it to me during the ceremony wrapped up in a maxi pad

would it have wings?

"on the wings of love" -- yr song

omg u guys

...and then serve blood oranges at the reception.

SANGRIA.

Perhaps you could do a reading from Bodas de Sangre to mark your eternal union.

love u guys

Hey sarahel I am in Oakland, are you by chance free for a drink tomorrow? I have access to wheels and/or a driver (little bro, fellow Oakland denizen).

i have to work until 9 at SFM0M@ but after that - most definitely!

owwwww cramps
menstruation truly amazes me and i think it is awesome how our bodies do it but holy shit sometimes. owww. (mine last only like not even a full day on day 1 so i will shut up tho)

a friend of mine doesn't drink coffee in the first few days of her period b/c then she doesn't have bad cramps.
i've obviously take the side of coffee.

i played a gig last night, and it had been raining for the past few days, so it was humid, and my hair totally ended up looking like the Deep Purple dude we'd talked about in this thread last year.

it's an ongoing dialogue all day long, doesn't understand women who don't like to talk about love and relationships
discus

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2010/12/500x_custom_1292253863591_reesequote_getty_970.jpg

literally

that makes me sad, i literally thought of her as a more intelligent interesting person for some reason

on the other hand, i can't imagine how many inane things i have said that would look 500x more inane in bold red text next to a guileless picture of me

That's basically what I was just going to say.

in spite of this, her new movie looks terrible

but i blame grody old jack nicholson

thank god he's not playing the love interest

or is he????

what hath hollywood wrought

Monstrosity.

i think he is "the dad" or "the father figure" or sthg
either way he is disgusting

if the posters are to be believed, love interests are BLONDE GUY (whatshisname, the goofy blonde guy) and BRUNETTE GUY (paul rudd)

that makes me sad, i literally thought of her as a more intelligent interesting person for some reason

― positive reflection is the key (harbl), Tuesday, December 14, 2010 8:35 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i always think of reese witherspoon as a really canny person, always constructing her public persona to fit the movies she's appearing in.

i saw a commercial for the movie that showed scenes intercut with an interview with her and she intimated that she had a little crush on jack nicholson and i was like oh, reese, you don't have to do this.

yeah it's owen wilson v paul rudd

oh, reese, you don't have to do this.
ahahaha! srsly. actors are so weird.

it was sort of funny because the steely glint in her eye as she said it totally betrayed the sentiment

or belied it or whatever

i predict she will be playing many an unhinged-mother character soon enough if she doesn't play her cards right

i like owen wilson and paul rudd but not as romantic leads - partly b/c they both remind me of my brothers! (tho my bros are better lookin tbrr)

so this movie is probably totally lost on me from the get go

Who decided that Owen was the hot Wilson Bro. when it's obviously Luke?

^^ I'm sayin! Luke is so much more handsome. I don't think Owen is good looking at all.

they are both super-dreamy imo--also the other wilson brother was in whip it and he is also dreamy; they are a national treasure, the wilsons.

i watched Zodiac again the other night, which made me think of this thread and the crucial question, who is cutest:

jake vs. mark ruffalo vs. roberty downey jr

Ruff tooooootally not hot to me so..../whois jake again?

Jake Gyllenhaal? sooooo cuuuute!

oh I don't think he's cute at all

peaked at like 17 sadly

I can never remember what Mark Ruffalo looks like and then when I look him up for the umpteenth time, I am always surprised because he never looks like I thought he was going to look like. Also there is some other actor who looks like Mark Ruffalo and I when I do see Mark Ruffalo, I always think it's this other actor.

So I could never pick him as the cutest bc he causes great confusion in my life and I deeply resent it.

I can probably never forgive Jake for that Prince of Persia nonsense so he's out.

haha - i'm the same about the guy, the one who plays the pretty blond guy in Fight Club, but has been in a lot of movies since - and i perpetually confuse him with Joaquin Phoenix

I watched Walk the Line so now J. Phoenix is well known in my head. Mark Ruffalo clearly needs to star in something I either like or totally despise so I will remember who the shit he is.

may i recommend you can count on me

yeah, i saw Reservation Road, and now I am clear on who Joaquin Phoenix is, but the other guy, i mean, i still can't remember his name ...

^^ also stars Mark Ruffalo!

Will I like or despise You Can Count on Me? Has Mark Ruffalo starred in any 19th century period costume dramas that I might enjoy?

boy