I stayed in a Doubletree last weekend. I did not receive any cookies. Hoos, you slippin'.
― rev, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)
Hoos: you not one smart cokkie
― PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 03:05 (seventeen years ago)
courtesy of silly jilly
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)
I had to lock some old church ladies out of their room for some bullshit accounting stuff and felt like an asshole. Then these old church ladies showed up ready to wail on me. Key line:
"I'ma lose my religion and go secular on you, boy"
<3 <3 <3
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)
tell me u gave them cookies
― joseph sixpack (ice crӕm), Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:08 (seventeen years ago)
hell yes i gave them cookies
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)
hoos there's a torrent with recipes and one of them is the double tree cookie recipe and i thought of you
― h.i.m. (jergins), Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:37 (seventeen years ago)
XD
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)
good gawd!!!
― Ioannis, Thursday, 9 October 2008 08:50 (seventeen years ago)
...and thanking you muchly!!!
― "I'ma lose my religion and go secular on you, boy" (Ioannis), Thursday, 9 October 2008 08:53 (seventeen years ago)
did you appease them with cookies?
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)
did you do them
― max, Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)
they did go secular, max
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:26 (seventeen years ago)
HOOS did their credit card get declined or something?
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 October 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)
yeah they paid w/business check that was $100 short and the card on file declined
dunno why the fuck my people let them in the room with a short check and no cc
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 October 2008 19:02 (seventeen years ago)
guys...
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 October 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
HOOS has "people"
like i felt bad about locking them out cause aw church ladeez & shit but come on fd people that's super basic cover-your-own-ass stuff no matter the puppy eye circumstances
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 October 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
yeah i got promoted + a raise and have people now btw so that's cool i guess
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 October 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)
aww lil hooslets
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 October 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)
congrats on the people hoos!!!
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 October 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)
congrats, hoos.
more tales of old church ladies losing their religion and getting all secular on your ass would be appreciated.
take it to the Church, hoos!
― "I'ma lose my religion and go secular on you, boy" (Ioannis), Friday, 10 October 2008 09:15 (seventeen years ago)
thakig yall <3 <3
now i gotta get ready for the madness
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 October 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)
me:"Well sir I'd probably have the cabbie take you to 6th and Red River"me:"Red River, is that like for all the women on the period?"me:"......"me:"I made a joke, Red River, is that like for on the period, you know?"me:"Right...."me:"Not a very good joke..."
― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 November 2008 02:11 (seventeen years ago)
that was a dialog with some foreign dude i c/pd from AIM, hence the "me:" on every line
― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 November 2008 02:12 (seventeen years ago)
you should have changed half of the "me's" to "foreign dude" so it would be less confusing
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 1 November 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)
yes thank you
― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 November 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)
hoos:"Well sir I'd probably have the cabbie take you to 6th and Red River"gr8080:"Red River, is that like for all the women on the period?"hoos:"......"gr8080:"I made a joke, Red River, is that like for on the period, you know?"hoos:"Right...."gr8080:"Not a very good joke..."
^^i fixed it
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 1 November 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)
gr8080:"Not a very good joke..."
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 1 November 2008 02:23 (seventeen years ago)
/
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 1 November 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)
grady thats rude
― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 November 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)
I had a Doubletree today for a day room in Austin! We got cookies but I did not eat em.
― J0hn D., Saturday, 1 November 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
also I was exhausted and cranky when my room key didn't work so my bad to the Austin doubletree desk dude, if that was you Hoos I owe you an apology
― J0hn D., Saturday, 1 November 2008 18:26 (seventeen years ago)
hoos get john an upgrade man
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 1 November 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)
yo j0hn sorry i can't make it to the show tonight. i'll catch you next time for real though
― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 November 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)
wau!!
― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)
i was not doubletree dude to whom you were cranky btw, but i'm glad you're staying at the downtown and not my lil shithole (i send my fam elsewhere for real)
― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 2 November 2008 03:05 (seventeen years ago)
You have a new Friend Request from L4v3da Farri5
Message to L4v3da Farri5:Hi, sorry if this should be obvious, but do I know you from somewhere?
L4v3da Farri5 says:Are you the guy that works at the Doubletree in Austin?
Message to L4v3da Farri5:Yep!
L4v3da Farri5 says:That's where I know you! Please send cookies!
― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c222/shibed/myspace_to_myplace.jpg
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 05:19 (seventeen years ago)
make sure u hit it from the back like this dude^^
― gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 05:21 (seventeen years ago)
yo this lady belongs in SEXY PHOTOES not would smash fwiw
― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)
Best case scenario for BLAP is you're hitting it hard from behind, all BLAP BLAP BLAP, and you don't need the prettiest girl for that, you need the girl that brings it RAW. Raw like, you want the neighbors to be reaching for the Lysol after you're done blapping that.
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 05:36 (seventeen years ago)
ayo HOOS you gonna let me crash at the Doubletree for SXSW
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 05:45 (seventeen years ago)
grady be workin at that hotel!!!
― Let a Man Come In and Do the Popcorn (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 05:59 (seventeen years ago)
hoos what if the homophobe lady finds you!!!!!
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 08:35 (seventeen years ago)
whiney we got rooms if u serious i can look into it for u. we got sxsw rates or i can even see bout "friends and family" discount type shit
gr80 i will kick her off of my facebook
― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 09:34 (seventeen years ago)
hey hoos is this the doubletreee off i-35?
― atlas thugged (m bison), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 04:52 (seventeen years ago)
cos if so think i was at yr hotel last week doing some suit wearing smiling thing
― atlas thugged (m bison), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 04:53 (seventeen years ago)
i can have 2xtree invite?
― Let a Man Come In and Do the Popcorn (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 04:56 (seventeen years ago)
m bison we are one of 2 off i-35
we are at i-35 & mlk across from the ut campus kinda by downtown and shit
― the HOOS from the hilarious internet connection (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 05:19 (seventeen years ago)
I gotta tell you, if I had a hotel being all "sweet dreams" at me I'd probably make a complaint - I mean it sounds crepey! WTF management.
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 05:05 (seventeen years ago)
not if it was a steen dreem
― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 05:27 (seventeen years ago)
No doubt! I no longer say "Sweet dreams" to people I'm setting the wakeup call for. I feel gross just saying it.
xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 05:39 (seventeen years ago)
i would lie on the bed with my shoes on eating the chocolate chip cookie and jeering about suggest dreams between chomps.
― estela, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 07:01 (seventeen years ago)
suggest dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 07:18 (seventeen years ago)
in order to burn off the calories from 1 doubletree cookie you'd have to run 2.5 miles
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 3 May 2009 02:41 (seventeen years ago)
maths prove that god exists, and hates fairness
― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 May 2009 02:52 (seventeen years ago)
"you are a champion of men, sir"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)
was there a ren faire in town?
― ello. ow are oo? (bug), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)
nah this dude was just weird
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)
sideburns that protruded an inch from his face like some kind of face fro
does this mean you have to fight orcs? i think it might.
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 00:16 (sixteen years ago)
i'd be down for that
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)
smash them across the face with my keyb
you and peter jackson have the same attitude to tolkien, is what i'm hearing
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 00:20 (sixteen years ago)
Every single time Hilton come into my office to promote their product, they give everyone a Doubletree cookie (followed by a long spiel about why they give out Doubletree cookies). I always say "well, I had a client that really enjoyed their stay at the Hilton South Wharf Melbourne."
― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Friday, 25 September 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)
The Sweet Dreams (R) concept is catching on, I see:
ILPhoto Gallery (a thread to show off your pictures)
― StanM, Friday, 25 September 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)
HOOS, how do you intend to boost your self-esteem now that you'll no longer be receiving a hundred facile compliments a day from people you don't even know over foodstuffs you didn't even bake?
I'm worried about you, bro, and I hope you have plenty of puppies to hug in your dark, cookieless hour.
regards,unregistered
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 18 October 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)
Had my yearly review today. My manager told me she was going to give me 4.5/5 on supplier relations until I reminded her that no Hilton reps had given me a Doubletree cookie in months. So she bumped me up to 5/5, which she should have done in the first place! Considering that I spent a night at a Crowne Plaza a couple weeks ago and they fed me steak!
― Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 4 February 2010 09:20 (sixteen years ago)
i am at the doubletree i used to work at. i am stealing the wireless. no one i know is working and i have gone unrecognized.
i just had a doubletree cookie.
the front desk guy said "i like your hair, man"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 14 March 2010 08:32 (sixteen years ago)
there has to be somewhere you can steal wireless from where you don't run that risk. they may not have cookies tho.
― khaled zeppelin (The Reverend), Monday, 15 March 2010 06:55 (sixteen years ago)
doubletree truck went by the gawker offices today to give out free cookies
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
RIP
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 05:34 (fourteen years ago)
???
HOOS please explain!
― why delonge face? (unregistered), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
lol i just haven't worked @ this job in like 2 years and i miss the simple joy of makin someone's day with a cookie
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)
awwww
baking people cookies is one of the great joys of being human, and you don't have to be denied that experience just because you no longer work for some bigass hotel chain.
― why delonge face? (unregistered), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)
(although maybe strangers would get suspicious if you stood on a street corner peddling free doubleSTEEN cookies as a way of enticing them to lodge with you for the night)
― why delonge face? (unregistered), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)
booming post of truth
― love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 1 July 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)