Casting Call for ILX: THE MOVIE

re-lol @ dom's casting of suzy

yo guys I am kind of offended that I was cast as a guy from ohio who has no hair ok

i thought of dj qualls for you but he is too skinny

I don't think anybody is particularly proud of theirs! Although some people got lucky (Alex in NYC, for example).

Tombot, I actually couldn't think of anyone to be you because you are UNIQUE

moby is kenan or mark c, not tuomas. tuomas is michael stipe.

eric dane as elmo
beau bridges as dr morbius
ed norton as jw
richard edson as ian
brooke adams as bell labs
laura san giacomo as laurel
minnie driver as jbr
vince vaughn as sleep
catherine zeta-jones as felicity
mark ruffalo as max
john turturro as tracer hand
winona ryder as daria g
anthony edwards as o. nate
omar epps as hi dere
paul giamatti as rock hardy
zach braff as n/a
catherine keener as kitcat
malkmus as gr8080
andie macdowell as roxy
robin williams as kingfish
jonathan banks as hurting 2
patti smith as beth parker
cyndi lauper as trayce
mia as aja
julian schnabel as elvis telecom
robert plant as ned raggett
dwight yoakam as jhoshea
john c. reilly as steve shasta
ian mckellen as momus
james spader as gabbneb :D

Well, miscast or not, I am happy to see Spader in our movie.

Andie MacDowell!?!?!

andie macdowell as roxy
robin williams as kingfish

ouch

ouch

woody harrelson is still my pick, if any, for tombot
jennifer jason lee as suzy

some are better than others

'jennifer jason lee' is a rejected jbr screen name, actually

tom cruise as surmounter

no hoos in a gabbnebb film :(

i think there's a better one for elvis t, but i can't remember who it is

dunno what hoos looks like, sowwy

jonathan banks? weird

andie macdowell natalie portman as roxy

i want to be played by brad dourif

xxp - i'm sure there are more age appropriate choices (braff again?), but he was my first instinct

BOB AS HIMSELF

there's definitely a better one for dan, but i can't remember that one either

david cross as jess harvell

http://www.brianmpalmer.com/david3a.jpg

is that nuevo cuisine?

morbs
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/OrsonBean1.jpg

wouldn't david cross be xhuxk eddy?

jergins
http://www.insidefilm.com/images/campbellscott.jpg

its pathetic that my only posts are jokes ive stolen from elsewhere but

gabbneb:
http://newman1971.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/kd-lang.gif

can i get a walk-on, like in a 60s movie where you're like, "is this supposed to be a TV show or something?"

zach braff as burt_stanton

zach braff is LJ duh

gabbneb, you didn't even include me in your shit, you oversightful douchebag. this is the end of neutrality. you are the equiv. of the anti-charles-nelson reilly, assbutt:

http://www.foxnews.com/images/286666/0_61_reilly_charles_nelson.jpg

thanks for disincluding me, gordon schumway, you are less than dirt to me.

fukkin aja and jh0shea got included in front of me. at least you cuda thrown out a weak passing gay joek. i am so butthurt

i couldn't think of anyone for you, remy. if you want a lazy one...

louie perez as remy bean

fukkin aja and jh0shea got included in front of me. at least you cuda thrown out a weak passing gay joek. i am so butthurt

-- remy bean, Thursday, March 6, 2008 2:13 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

eh hem carlos mencia as remy bean

http://www.dhadm.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/carlos_menciabmp.jpg

maybe john lurie is better for ian

brooke adams as bell labs

who?

i apologize, gabbneb, for last night. i was a bit drunk.

i think there's a better one for elvis t, but i can't remember who it is

it's peter buck

gabbneb google search reveals you are either casting a professional wrestler or tony shaloub's wife as me.

hey, she is tony shalhoub's wife! i did not know that. she was in days of heaven.

at least it isnt the wrestler

gabbneb, a.s.c.

you are such a weird guy.

hey, i only have a vague idea what some of youse look like

i meant c.s.a.
a.s.c would be better, tho.

we all have our .xls's. ok, maybe not all.

im pretty sure i dont look like dwight yokam

can someone cast a manatee as me

!! What are you talking about?!!

victor garber as michael white

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/3202/light07.jpg

usher IS lamar!!!!