considering a cat

harbl I hope you also consider losing all your fuckin hair ties no matter how many times you hide them holy shit

I have met many cats like that. every time, I say 'what is your fucking problem, cat??' and the cat is like 'i hate you all' and the owners are either 'she's really sweet tho, really!!' or 'she's a bitch, don't go near her, we live in fear.' it's all v hardcore pet ownership.

xp

lols at cat making a j/k face

Lol estela's posts v much in character!

i don't use hair ties, uh oh i'm having a fantasy

'she's a bitch, don't go near her, we live in fear.'

^ exactly what "my" cat living at my mom's house is like and what my parents have to tell every guest. But she is sweet too, really! If you only pet her on her head and only for so long. You have to keep watching for that look in her eye. You know what I'm talking about.

thank god i got a sweet female cat. WOMEN ARE EVIL!!

My uncle's cat, daisy, is kind of socially awkward/finnicky but you can pet her now. She used to be very aggressive, and it wasn't until her brother, frank, died and she was alone that she opened up. They think frank had been terrorizing poor daisy, that EVIL MAN!

otm about hairties, wtf cats

That's weird because the bitchy grey cat I mentioned above was super sweet until her adopted son died mysteriously. She's never been the same.

thank god i got a sweet female cat. WOMEN ARE EVIL!!

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this post is hypnotizingly nonsensical

it was a joke

i have been thinking abt getting a cat for a few months now, but the glasgow cats protection league always have the most depressing selection of kitties - like some of the descriptions are heartbreaking, but i really want a puss that isnt gonna peg out on after two months:

http://glasgow.cats.org.uk/index.asp?m=gallery&id=3&p=1

I'm not going to look at that because I'm already weepy today.

What are some good cat names? Snast, Tits, Fridge, and Dumbshit are the most memorable cat names I have come across.

oh, and Terror. He was a sweetheart.

i figured it was a joke, its still hypnotizing!

I want a cat named Chicken.

i call my cat chicken!

hehe awww

it's really because she runs around gobbling like a chicken. i've never heard a cat make these noises before.

did harbl get a kitten in january

If I had a cat I would name it Ole or Fluffalo

or Paul Aaron Scholes

i knew someone w a kitten named chicken, which became a cat named something else, i can't remember what, because they moved away

cats are so awesome, like how their tails just sit there while they're eating, i mean, seemingly pointless and all who cares when really they are fuck you i can leap forever

i just got home from work. there is nobody home, no missus, no kids. but there is this mystery guy:

http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr222/Chass3ur/IMG_1678.jpg

i think he has 6 toes or something, its like he has massive opposable thumbs. *fear*

AWWWWWWWWW <3 <3 <3

He's nice.

Can I have him?

lil creamy

btw miss u hunt3r

(i was not considering a cat yet, but it was inevitable)

thanks man, miss ya too. reports of my absence are exaggerated tho, im on the tour thread on ile. xp

btw miss u hunt3r

^^^^otm

polydactyl cat!

u guys, 2 nice thx. so, her shelter name is zuzu.

good name

btw r u still so fat

:(

for a desk jockey, i guess not. just did my first run in 9 days, and man, did i feel great.

kitten is beautiful :)

we now have two kittens. second (and final) kitten is orange tabby on the face, but the body is weird. he has a single stripe down the spine, and a white SPIRAL on each side. ive never seen anything like it.

spiral kitty! Sounds adorable. As soon as I have plans for a new kitty in my life people have been springing up with free kitten offers everywhere! I may end up with 2 cats by the end of the month which my small apartment may not be able to handle.

i'm getting a cat in the fall, after i've been clocking crazy dollars for a bit

this just in - kittens make your house smell like shit. i mean they're dear little things but fuck.

Feed them food with no grain in it and the stink will stop.

will investigate

ooo yes me too

It's been one of the best unexpected benefits of switching our two guys to raw food - tiny poops w/ so much less stench.

im also naming the kitten "tiny poops"

aspirational thing

There's some kind of indoor cat food formula that's supposed to make their poop stink less, too, if you don't want to go the raw food route.

There's grain-free canned food too - Wellness comes to mind as one brand.