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Yeah <3

no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Friday, 21 May 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

  • anger
  • sinus troubles
  • various sea monsters taking up residence in my nasal mucous membranes
  • my lip has been cracked for like ever

roxymuzak, Saturday, 22 May 2010 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

snifflin' & sneezin'
tossin' & turnin'

Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

tender wrist tendon which has no obvious cause, wondering if I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome

Face Book (dyao), Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

omg dyao, it's the end of the semester! this happens to me every year, esp. in the spring because it's 2 semesters worth of writing on papers. HURTS, but has subsided over the years, dunno why.

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Saturday, 22 May 2010 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

  • cowlick
  • no socks on
  • feel like I have to pee

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Saturday, 22 May 2010 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

aw. those are so easy to fix -
go wash your hair, put on socks and pee so you can be good as new

Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Saturday, 22 May 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

pee on your hair and dry it off with socks

dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 22 May 2010 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

i have some serious cowlick problems right now, i am mad at my haircutter

harbl, Saturday, 22 May 2010 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know how this gets the socks on your feet though. That is still a medical mystery.

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dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 22 May 2010 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

aw. those are so easy to fix -
go wash your hair, put on socks and pee so you can be good as new

not a bad plan, Nijoli, but y'see, then my symptoms would be...

  • flat, soulless hair
  • too many socks on
  • empty bladder
it's a matter of exchanging one illness for another. some days you can't win.

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Saturday, 22 May 2010 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

lolol, crüt!

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Saturday, 22 May 2010 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

  • intense anger
  • sadness
  • concern
  • headache
  • desire to fuck shit up

tehresa, Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

You need to go dancing.

salad dressing of doom (Laurel), Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:07 (sixteen years ago)

so true.

tehresa, Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:08 (sixteen years ago)

:D

salad dressing of doom (Laurel), Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:14 (sixteen years ago)

agreed!

gbx, Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:15 (sixteen years ago)

*I* need to go dancing, so I know the signs.

salad dressing of doom (Laurel), Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

intense anger
sadness
concern
headache
desire to fuck shit up

Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

You need to go dancing, or slap a sassy bitch.

dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

the rick james school of medicine

dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

yeah. that is what I hear.

i would like to amend my list to read:
intense anger
intense concern
intense headache
fucking shit up

Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

lol LL I think you may be right :\ looking forward to a nice long summer of wrist non-usage

Face Book (dyao), Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

TZA: TIME FOR PINEAPPLE LUMPS

just1n3, Saturday, 22 May 2010 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

oh noes they are in my desk drawer at work!

tehresa, Saturday, 22 May 2010 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

my wrist hurts too but its from the way i put on my bra

roxymuzak, Sunday, 23 May 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

* my sister said i smelled like chow mein and later like chili

Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Sunday, 23 May 2010 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

international flava

tehresa, Sunday, 23 May 2010 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

so tired! i don't know why. i was going to go out tonight but i'm completely exhausted, for no reason really.

wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Sunday, 23 May 2010 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

* i no longer smell like chow mein (i hope)
* bruising easy
* underarm is itchy
* can't quit coughing

Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:06 (sixteen years ago)

smellin' good lately, nij

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

thanks, roxy.

Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

if we could get unregistered's cowlick fixed, this thread would really be worth somethin'

Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

intense anger transitioning into overwhelming rage

tehresa, Thursday, 27 May 2010 04:08 (sixteen years ago)

:[

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 27 May 2010 04:14 (sixteen years ago)

FYI strong suspicion renal artery was cut accidently during the last surgery causing scar tissue which thickens the artery wall and restricts blood supply to that kidney. Body responds by increasing blood pressure up the yingyang. Once again, THANKS AMERICAN MEDICAL COMMUNITY.

no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

Btw ILX legal people - is this sueable???

no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

this is america!

harbl, Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:21 (sixteen years ago)

sunny that is awful :(

but harbl is right, this is America. the question is if it meets the four pronged standard for malpractice: duty, breach, cause, damage. and ~that~ probably depends on what the content of your consent forms were (like maybe they freighted in the possibility of vascular injury, which actually seems likely)

either way: consult counsel, not the Internet and see if you can have someone investigate yr possible renal stenosis. on the upside, I just learned today that renal stenoses involving scar tissue are repaired with pretty nice success rates. downside: more surgery :(

gbx, Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:56 (sixteen years ago)

look at this little torts student!
yeah you gotta talk to a real irl lawyer though, and even if your consent forms say you waived something it could be a thing you could get around. if you end up paying more money because of this it might be worth it.

harbl, Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

  • tired fridays

harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

look at this little torts student!
yeah you gotta talk to a real irl lawyer though, and even if your consent forms say you waived something it could be a thing you could get around. if you end up paying more money because of this it might be worth it.

we had a lecture on med mal and it was like my favorite lecture of the year!

gbx, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

  • insanely sore feet
  • wisdom tooth maybe coming in (no pain, but it's way up high and i'm getting a little nervous)

just1n3, Friday, 28 May 2010 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

intense anger transitioning into overwhelming rage

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LINGO FROM THE BURGER KING KIDS CLUB (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

zen it out imo

gbx, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

pink eye

harbl, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

  • inside corner of left eye has a pain like something tiny is stuck in it
  • arms and legs itch when i'm going to sleep
  • a wrinkle

...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

too much heroin

no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Friday, 4 June 2010 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

that wasnt a symptom btw lolz

no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Friday, 4 June 2010 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

*calls child services*

gbx, Friday, 4 June 2010 22:19 (sixteen years ago)


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