name the symptoms you have been having

-life

-appreciation of joy division

ambivalence toward french fries

"wacky" hat

-split lip (when this happened i dunno but it's made smiling rather painful the last few days.. all the chapstick in the world not helping!!!)
-left foot still hurts & even a ten minute walk becomes fairly painful (wtf?)
-feeling like nothing is worth doing
-snot snot snot snot snot

-appreciation of joy division

is this something we have in common or a "symptom"

the other morning i woke up and noticed my left eye hurt every time i blinked. took a closer look in the mirror (with right eye) and found my left eyelid was swollen and red, with a little red dot in the middle. self-diagnosis: got straight up bit in the eye by a spider X_O

swelling is down now so the chances of my eye suddenly bustin forth with a writhing swarm of spiderbabies seems slim

both crut!!!

ij, that happened to one of my brothers once!! He fell asleep on the sofa near a new Christmas tree that had just been brought in from outside and common wisdom is that the heat of indoors hatched the eggs and some babies bit him(?). He was in the hosp for several weeks while doctors tried to figure out what "infection" he had -- they almost took out his eye on the rationale that the infection might spread to the other one!! Thank all that's holy my dad refused to consent.

- painful tightness in both sides of my jaw, often moving up into my head. also clicks.

- squawking noise involuntarily emitted from my throat. random timing. often in stressful situations. kind of sounds like a parrot burping.

how do you know you are not a parrot?

x-post - jaw thing sounds like TMJ

I have been grinding the hell out of my teeth. :-( I bought a mouth guard today but don't I'll be able to keep it in through the night.

TMJ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporomandibular_joint_disorder

Symptoms associated with TMJ disorders may be:
Biting or chewing difficulty or discomfort
Clicking, popping, or grating sound when opening or closing the mouth
Dull, aching pain in the face
Earache
Headache
Jaw pain or tenderness of the jaw
Reduced ability to open or close the mouth

iltmj

i also have it tbh

-split lip (when this happened i dunno but it's made smiling rather painful the last few days.. all the chapstick in the world not helping!!!)

keep yourself hydrated son

split lips are the worst

I have a grumbly belly

i have a rotten attitude.

ME TOO!!!!

(attitude & belly tbh)

TMJ has been a PITA since a childhood accident IMHO...

took a closer look in the mirror (with right eye)

<3

when I yawn I have trouble closing my mouth again without popping my jaw back into place. sometimes I'm afraid I'll be unable to close my mouth and I'll have to walk around wiht my mouth open forever.

^this

I used to get that trouble, and also my jaw would get stuck closed and I'd have to punch myself in the jaw to unlock it. Now it's not so bad, although it does go "pop" while eating food that requires a lot of chewing. I've never had it checked out by a doctor, buy it might be worth doing, particularly if you grind your teeth in your sleep (I used to - was a hyper stressed and angry teenager).

man you all are MESSED. UP.

Hey, it's because of people like us that you'll have a job!

sharp stomach pain, not relieved by toilet breaks.

sore toes

I have a grumbly belly

my nose has a very sore spot at the top of it next to my eye. this is likely caused by getting a pint glass to the face when a dance move turned for the worse

a very strong but dull burning pain in my calf muscle, like right next to the bone when i roll over while i sleep. bad enough to wake me up. i got an extremely bad bruise on my calf like 3 weeks ago skiing.

there should be a dance move called "turn for the worse"

lol

where you just kinda spin recklessly with your arms all the way out and knock shit

kind of like my move the "buki pin", if u remember this (heather) from childhood

'The dancing that summer was of the feet-standing-still-variety, with the arms thrashing about wildly, and you had to watch out you didn't accidentally smash someone in the balls.'

thinking it would look kinda like 2:04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeEzb-0vf7A

there should be a dance move called "turn for the worse"

Fashion!
Turn to the left...
Fashion!
Turn for the worse...
oooooooooo Fashion!

i do remember the buki pin, emily. lol @ that.

haha i struggled w/ how 2 spell it

ears spontaneously bleeding for a minute or so at a time + 168/113 blood pressure + 52 bpm heart rate. my body is trying to murder me iirc.

uh, sunny?

still alive

i'm concerned

like actually

i saw my OB today where I found out the latter two symptoms. he wanted to give me meds which i refused and then told me to keep on checking my bp. me: 'so what will the numbers be when its time to panic about this" him: "uh these are the numbers". lolz .

yeah. well. what can you do?

oh sunny we love you take the meds

a very strong but dull burning pain in my calf muscle, like right next to the bone when i roll over while i sleep. bad enough to wake me up. i got an extremely bad bruise on my calf like 3 weeks ago skiing.

― fat mantis (Hunt3r), Tuesday, April 27, 2010 1:08 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i would get this checked out in case of a blood clot, someone i know hurt his leg recently and it still didn't feel right a couple of weeks later and it turned out he's got 19 blood clots in his leg, so it's a new worry of mine.