name the symptoms you have been having

impregnated by the pizza delivery guy

i wish; then i would have eaten some pizza at least

impregnated w/ pizza

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i guess my feet got swollen because of the heat but i don't know why that happens to me. now they are skinny again. i also ate pizza. i am experiencing no symptoms at this time.

nausea
trouble sleeping
drinking too much

drinking waaaay too much
not getting enough sleep
muscle in my left arm aches like i lifted 800 pounds repeatedly

oh also there is something wrong with my left foot!

oh no!

>:O

carpal tunnel symptoms have subsided, yay!

pollen is making my sinuses feel like they are full of wet cement, however

soreness in right bicep
chronic cough

^^^ these are my current symptoms, exactly

also:

trouble sleeping
drinking too much

so what do we have in common that is causing this combo of symptoms???

-computer use
-being a student

-life

-appreciation of joy division

ambivalence toward french fries

"wacky" hat

-split lip (when this happened i dunno but it's made smiling rather painful the last few days.. all the chapstick in the world not helping!!!)
-left foot still hurts & even a ten minute walk becomes fairly painful (wtf?)
-feeling like nothing is worth doing
-snot snot snot snot snot

-appreciation of joy division

is this something we have in common or a "symptom"

the other morning i woke up and noticed my left eye hurt every time i blinked. took a closer look in the mirror (with right eye) and found my left eyelid was swollen and red, with a little red dot in the middle. self-diagnosis: got straight up bit in the eye by a spider X_O

swelling is down now so the chances of my eye suddenly bustin forth with a writhing swarm of spiderbabies seems slim

both crut!!!

ij, that happened to one of my brothers once!! He fell asleep on the sofa near a new Christmas tree that had just been brought in from outside and common wisdom is that the heat of indoors hatched the eggs and some babies bit him(?). He was in the hosp for several weeks while doctors tried to figure out what "infection" he had -- they almost took out his eye on the rationale that the infection might spread to the other one!! Thank all that's holy my dad refused to consent.

- painful tightness in both sides of my jaw, often moving up into my head. also clicks.

- squawking noise involuntarily emitted from my throat. random timing. often in stressful situations. kind of sounds like a parrot burping.

how do you know you are not a parrot?

x-post - jaw thing sounds like TMJ

I have been grinding the hell out of my teeth. :-( I bought a mouth guard today but don't I'll be able to keep it in through the night.

TMJ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporomandibular_joint_disorder

Symptoms associated with TMJ disorders may be:
Biting or chewing difficulty or discomfort
Clicking, popping, or grating sound when opening or closing the mouth
Dull, aching pain in the face
Earache
Headache
Jaw pain or tenderness of the jaw
Reduced ability to open or close the mouth

iltmj

i also have it tbh

-split lip (when this happened i dunno but it's made smiling rather painful the last few days.. all the chapstick in the world not helping!!!)

keep yourself hydrated son

split lips are the worst

I have a grumbly belly

i have a rotten attitude.

ME TOO!!!!

(attitude & belly tbh)

TMJ has been a PITA since a childhood accident IMHO...

took a closer look in the mirror (with right eye)

<3

when I yawn I have trouble closing my mouth again without popping my jaw back into place. sometimes I'm afraid I'll be unable to close my mouth and I'll have to walk around wiht my mouth open forever.

^this

I used to get that trouble, and also my jaw would get stuck closed and I'd have to punch myself in the jaw to unlock it. Now it's not so bad, although it does go "pop" while eating food that requires a lot of chewing. I've never had it checked out by a doctor, buy it might be worth doing, particularly if you grind your teeth in your sleep (I used to - was a hyper stressed and angry teenager).

man you all are MESSED. UP.

Hey, it's because of people like us that you'll have a job!

sharp stomach pain, not relieved by toilet breaks.

sore toes

I have a grumbly belly

my nose has a very sore spot at the top of it next to my eye. this is likely caused by getting a pint glass to the face when a dance move turned for the worse

a very strong but dull burning pain in my calf muscle, like right next to the bone when i roll over while i sleep. bad enough to wake me up. i got an extremely bad bruise on my calf like 3 weeks ago skiing.

there should be a dance move called "turn for the worse"

lol

where you just kinda spin recklessly with your arms all the way out and knock shit