wtf, CNN.com

why no t-shirt for the dead thrown into rivers?

aren't the last two just sub-headlines for the first?

oh shit

i better start the RIP Mario thread

http://i25.tinypic.com/5ej05x.png

Mom's gift to kids: 'No!'

aw, sweet

Are you trying to soothe your child with things?

Jaime sticks to asking her mom for "important stuff -- like shoes," she says.

SMOTHER HER WITH SHOES

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm

TRACER HAND: why doesn't the BBC have a headline shirt business

I'm glad someone else noticed that story.

I'm psychic...I have that ESPN. My boobs can tell when it's going to rain.

Well, they can tell when it's raining.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/sci_nat_enl_1210267279/img/laun.jpg

WHERE DA TITTIES AT????

Dead voted off of 'Dancing with the Stars', Living wait for Aid

those baby tits are terrifying

More boobs need gapping yellow maws and protuberant bruises.

YELLOW NIPPLE VACUUM WILL PALPATE YOUR GLANS AWKWARDLY

are you on something

!

o_O pills f'rinstance

though even I have to admit that "my boobs can tell me when it's raining" would make a great song lyric, particularly for a ballad

I am trying to ruin boobs.

...?
maybe?

that was an awesome o_O though, not a creepy o_O

xxpost "my boobs can tell me when it's raining" is from Mean Girls!

oh I only remember the bus collision from that movie

My penis can tell when it's raining too! Though I have to stand naked outside for it to work.

wtf, tuomas.com

So I guess those junior-high dirty joke books finally crossed the Atlantic.

Awww, dude.

RIP pelican. If it died.

it's really vile and demeaning when they refer to people as "iReporters", esp. the widows of dead soldiers and people battling cancer etc.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/23/charles.growth.ap/index.html

bye, Camilla

http://www.nailpassion.com/famousw/Camilla/wncamilla.jpg

Will miss U.

this is a gr8 thread

FDA warns of harmful nipple cream

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/05/23/fda.nipple.cream.ap/index.html

iReporters? So condescending, like 'citizen journalist'. Previous generations could understand the meaning of 'vox populi' just fine.

Also where's the writ from Apple?

see im alright with them calling ppl who send in videos of pelicans "iReporters". i bristle more at them referring to the widows of dead soldiers as iReporters, like they're reporting about their husband's death on their camera phone or something. idk it's just really awful and yeah condescending

I cannot help but have 'come the revolution' thoughts about people who send their kitteh videos to the news networks.

I have those thoughts about the news networks who show them.

I just have these thoughts.

I.

.I

Man struck by lightning, says 'it hurt'

PROFOUND

'it hurt'

So close to 'butthurt,' so far from the reality.

One of my high school classmates (a cousin of FB, actually) was hit by lightning about... 16? years ago; the little toe on each foot was melted off but his actual shoes survived unscathed. We told him he should mail them (the shoes, sicko) to Nike and angle for free footwear.

My best friend from high school was killed by a lightning strike 12 years ago this week. He was wearing sunglasses at the time, and the frame melted right at the bridge. Amazing.

(Not trying to be a buzzkill with this. He would have thought it was hilarious, actually, and it kind of was.)

Bridge to Tererofflia

http://bp1.blogger.com/_SDqU7KTqq1M/R2n2xTnhXKI/AAAAAAAAAHc/P-Ry9yr_QF8/s1600-h/cnn-britney.jpg

Hahaha Ned. To make it even funnier, he was standing on a dock pulling in a crab trap at the time.

Jackson also used n-word during gaffe

Rapper explains why he didn't use n-word

This episode of cnn.com has been brought to you by the letter N.

God fucking dammit why oh why must every headline I find maybe interesting on cnn.com be a fucking video link I mean for god's sake is the printed word really so much to ask when reading news?

tonight larry king was doing something on ufos so whenever i looked up the headlines were all like, "aliens: what do they want from humans?"