LOL @ CNN

aw, twins!!

lol @ kyra phillips saying that that martian photo was actually jesus christ

i like her better and better

hahaha that he just had to say "6,113 bras" or whatever that number was

i thought you had school and a job now.

not today pal!

it's cnn all day today (and might and magic vi: the mandate of heaven)

lol @ clinton flipping out on hapless cnn journo

how can you have school and a job and have a day off?? you must have a scam going on.

Well, I work at night and all my classes are on Tues. and Thurs. Also, I have internet at work! I did not work today, though.

from a friend:

[14:02] dude: are you watching CNN?
[14:02] dude: lol
[14:03] dude: The guy was like, "Now let's hear what McCain had to say about the Awak... Irwak... *laughs* *cuts to footage*"

ROOM FOR AL GORE IN THE RACE???

"Jack, Oh my God. Can you imagine the Clintons double teaming Gore?"

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one hair out of place lol

correspondant just said "we are still here at Giuliani headquarters where, much like Gadot, we are waiting... waiting for Rudy to come and speak."

Hahaha, who was it!?

http://newsbusters.org/static/2007/08/2007-08-10-CNN-TSRCrowley.jpg

i think.

lol at much like godot. lol very bad.

lol crowley so lame

wulf blitzer just asked if jack cafferty could hear him because he was wearing a "britney spears microphone"

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pointing out bill clinton's support for his wife and ted kennedy's support for obama, they just referred to the dem primaries as:

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omgomg

Anderson Cooper 'Investigates'

lol @ wolf always asking jack cafferty if he read wolf's blog.

xpost

From the one below that:

"Christ, Reynolds reasoned, Voight was one mean ass power bottom. "

guys i kinda like roland martin when he's on tv

"power bottom," i like that

live coverage of tornado in downtown ATL right outside CNN headquarters.

its the middle of the night there and they have the morning anchor out on the street reporting and dude is so tired and delirious and babbling and they have to keep telling him to stfu.

guy he was interviewing: "yeah we thought the storm had passed but it looks like it is coming still"

cnn guy: "YEAH! i just saw a lightning... um.... ah... omg i am so tired wtf is the word..."

guy he was interviewing: "...strike."

cnn guy: "god, thank you. lightning strike."

cnn guy = Don Lemon

lol @ Kentucky fans

wowowow @ bill & ted's excellent adventure

it really is a great movie

LOL @ don lemon anyway!

rox have you noticed that the new bumper music for segments on the mortgage/foreclosure crisis is trash metal?

havent been watching enough the past couple weeks to notice!

anyone read anderson's book? LOL @ the 17-y/o Anderson w/ pygmy picture

"...all of this Obama is doing in order to reach out to blue collar workers who enjoy bowling, eating hot dogs, and feeding cows."

um

looooool

I wanna hang wit these blue collar workers

that analysis was in reference to Obama bowling, eating hotdogs, and feeding cows at various photo-ops around PA this weekend.

who said that, don?!

3 minute Jeanne Moos piece on three dudes all wearing Abercrombie and Fitch shirts standing behind Obama at a televised rally.

i wondered about that

it was pretty disappointing

CNN.com attached by China

http://news.yahoo.com/s/infoworld/20080423/tc_infoworld/99053_2

it was pretty disappointing

-- Vichitravirya_XI, Wednesday, April 23, 2008 9:00 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol u gay

lol yes i wanted to see the aberzombies at least take their shirts off

LOL @ Larry telling Jenna Bush that she and Chelsea Clinton "would really get along"

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something Quest should have known because of all the signs saying "Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m."

Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.

It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. His unusual get-up didn't lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn't exposing himself, the police source said.

Quest's unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification, the source said.

Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much more innocuous version of events.

"Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends."

That was a freaky interview with Jenna last night. She'd pleasantly answer a question and then stare and scowl at the camera.

bill snyder's necktie tucked into his pants u_u

anderson:

"we should point out that clinton DID actually play tina turner's 'simply the best' at the conclusion of her speech"

woooow

Daily show destroyed CNN tonight

http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/04/kirk-cameron-anderson-cooper-apocalypse/

the shame

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As for Anderson Cooper, Aaron Brown’s successor at CNN, he saves his best brickbat for last.

“I know the difference between journalism and a slogan. ‘Keeping them honest’ [tagline for Cooper’s ‘360’] is a slogan.”

#shotsfired

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/aaron-brown-critical-of-successor-anderson-cooper_b59045

ok guys ive heard enough about how paul ryan sprays unscented shit on himself before he goes hunting

why is this on the news

some lady was talking about "good new years resolution movies" and mentioned Rocky I. She went on to say "he's training so hard. you just know he's gonna win. spoiler alert: rocky wins everybody."

lol @ the concept of a good new years resolution movie and lol @ not even watching the movies you recommend

hahaha

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http://www.happyplace.com/23728/cnn-anchors-pretend-theyre-not-having-a-satellite-interview-in-the-same-parking-lot-funny

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LOL i was going to post that

For Obama, no more Mr. Nice Media

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LMAOpictures.com

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Never change, Oklahomad.

these second-person headlines kill me everytime

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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/23/doh-cnn-host-says-humans-hunted-the-dildo-into-extinction/

goddamnit not even the dodo was hunted into extinction

let alone the dildo

Fukushima hits new toxic high

i kind-of wish that was the title for a music review

https://vine.co/v/O1Fi2n1BUnv

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by my calculations that fella's 5'2"

GOP should wise up, let cnn build the pipeline.

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yikes

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/05/politics/obama-executive-action-gun-control/

Obama was greeted by a standing ovation when he began speaking shortly before noon, explaining his new orders. Mark Barden, a father of one of the children killed in the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, introduced Obama.

Bearden in his introduction spoke of how Obama's administration made a commitment to fight widespread gun violence.

"Today, we celebrate another example of how President Obama and Vice President Biden continue to keep that promise," Beaden said.

jesus.

fixed!

I didn't see it live, but Don Lemon seems to have had a rockin' new year's eve. Did the 2016 election break him and he's going to start finally going off-character?

he was pretty wasted but not more than he has been on previous NYE broadcast iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khv59U-kqWc

pic.twitter.com/8PyLqvS0d7

— Don Lemon (@donlemon) April 24, 2023

Don Lemon’s statement about this morning’s events is inaccurate. He was offered an opportunity to meet with management but instead released a statement on Twitter.

— CNN Communications (@CNNPR) April 24, 2023

lol

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2023/06/cnn-ratings-chris-licht-trump/674255/

this is a great, deeply-reported read, and also the most atlantic thing ever

licht out lol