android handshake kills me
xp lol
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link
so excited rn about the ~negative~ conservative vision
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
sure they'll shake hands with a British android
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
before it pushes them into the woodchipper
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
I want a box of online shopping.
― jmm, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link
in-no-way sinister swarm of drones with their ONLINE SHOPPING
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
They've leapt past driverless cars all the way to passengerless cars.
― jmm, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link
Maybe humans should drive the robots to work
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link
I don't quite get why the robots are going into the factory. Why don't they just stay there; they're robots.
― Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link
the robots must not be working very hard if it's a LOW PRODUCTIVITY dystopia
― jmm, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link
I blame the robot unions.
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:15 (six years ago) link
Damn Robot Unions, holding the country to ransom.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRg9wIlW0AkU64d.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link
as long as you do it somewhere a long way away from me
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link
i hope he wants to get punched repeatedly in the face
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
They rarely want to dedicate their life to giving away their money and making pottery.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link
halfway there!
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTNjRpOX4AEzf1m.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link
what, how is that even a "rule"?
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:23 (six years ago) link
okay, first: Samuel Adams is a fuckin badass. Second, check out the moobs on Franklin
― mime kampf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link
this doesn't exactly fit here but don't know where to put it. this is a new conservative christian version of "the onion": http://babylonbee.com/
― na (NA), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link
new?
― mime kampf (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link
stop stop, my aching sides
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link
sorry i was misinformed
― na (NA), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/gcRoTcP.jpg
― los blue jeans, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:28 (six years ago) link
calvin in camo saying "i support our troops" while pissing on the..WBC (i don't know what that is) and a thought bubble near pissing calvin gives him the thumb up?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:32 (six years ago) link
next time i'm in doubt i'm going to imagine a big thumbs up to whatever it is i'm doing
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link
Westboro Baptist Church? I assume that's God giving the thumbs up.
― Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link
Not exactly the worst message ever even if the way it's conveyed us pretty heinous.
― Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:35 (six years ago) link
*is
― Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:36 (six years ago) link
fbi lives matta
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:36 (six years ago) link
I mean, I'm all for camo Calvin pissing on anyone that protests funerals, military or otherwise, with signs saying "God Hates Fags".
― Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVDlzx8XkAAJzuK.jpg
― soref, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link
would love an explanation for this, looks like a good one
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:27 (six years ago) link
the picture is of a WW1 memorial in County Durham, it was posted by a guy on twitter who was complaining about left-wing protesters disrupting BNP meetings
― soref, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:36 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVDrpKzXkAApaqd.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link
there's an image i can never unsee
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVDtubwV4AArKOt.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link
*prints out ilx thread and heads to barber shop*
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link
Piers Morgan obviously thinks that that image is ok to broadcast too, given that he happily posted it to Twitter. It probably got more views there too, compared to the bbc2 programme it first went out on.
― koogs, Saturday, 3 February 2018 05:23 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVYdTpnW4AAje9z.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link
god if only
― i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link
lmao otm
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link
obama is the doctor actually the guy with the beard is obamas monster
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link
it looks real to me but i want to see other evidence of this obama/marx resuscitation before i give up my theory that obama IS the resuscitated karl marx
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link
I learn more from you two than anyone, but c'mon guys. That Obamarx image has to be at least 9 or 10 years old.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link
Still powerful imo
― byton frylock (alomar lines), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link
And conservative.
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:55 (six years ago) link
― pplains, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 7:46 PM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hes still working on it bringing someone back to life whos been dead that long isnt easy
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/EPQmyOx.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link