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want some

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:38 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hVghq.jpg

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:52 (nine years ago) link

lol at this battlestation http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qxuvDOYy1qfy0bho1_500.png

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:55 (nine years ago) link

thats the clearnet thread, this is deepweb

╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:32 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wSByl.png

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:38 (nine years ago) link

http://i.minus.com/ibe8OuoRWHFbfv.jpg

bnw, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:45 (nine years ago) link

LOOK OUT

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:14 (nine years ago) link

didn't know Spawn lived in the deep web

paula boradwell (crüt), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:15 (nine years ago) link

You two knock it off up there, i'm studying!

pplains, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:27 (nine years ago) link

fun

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 18:04 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/9o73J.png

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:53 (nine years ago) link

*clicks insistently*

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:56 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WxTzp.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 21:28 (nine years ago) link

is that what a typical bitcoiner looks like

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:34 (nine years ago) link

looks a little bit like the what you need, when you need it girl

Spectrum, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:52 (nine years ago) link

http://bitcoinmedia.com/uploads/2012/04/pyramid.png

wolves lacan, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:54 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/U6fBu.gif

✧ (am0n), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:42 (nine years ago) link

amon, that gif is beautiful.

http://austincut.com/media/files/2012/01/bitcoin-silk-road-469x400.png

v impressive thing in css (wolves lacan), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:27 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Amazon Coins

Brakhage, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 17:40 (nine years ago) link

so dumb

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 17:44 (nine years ago) link

ha its like buying a gift certificate for yourself

☏ (am0n), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 17:55 (nine years ago) link

love how amazon is like, this is an easy way for our customers to buy things

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:13 (nine years ago) link

... here at the Amazon Appstore for Android on Kindle Fire.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:23 (nine years ago) link

if you don't have your own virtual currency you likely don't exist on the internet.

ilx¢oin$

very impressive thing in css (wolves lacan), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:41 (nine years ago) link

just keep thinking about the Playstation online store thing where I keep getting email messages monthly reminding me I have a balance

the balance is one cent

mh, Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:55 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hjH98LR.jpg

☕ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 7 February 2013 04:22 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/6FJrFG3.png

☕ (diamonddave85), Friday, 15 February 2013 00:22 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/l464dvr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/iyUv99s.jpg

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:04 (nine years ago) link

Just when the Cypriots were losing faith
That’s when I learned about the block chain
I still remember how it all changed
Satoshi said,
Don’t you worry, don’t you worry, child
Bitcoin has got a plan for you
Don’t you worry, don’t you worry now

Brakhage, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:12 (nine years ago) link

http://leaksource.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/bitcoin.jpg

buzza, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:26 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/FSIkmqR.png

diamonddave85, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:28 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/OGumtoL.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:40 (nine years ago) link

1 bit coin is worth close to 90 bucks right now. Bought some a year or so ago for 5 bucks a piece. $$$

circa1916, Friday, 29 March 2013 21:25 (nine years ago) link

฿฿฿

Brakhage, Friday, 29 March 2013 21:31 (nine years ago) link

A friend of mine told me last night that he made 250k off these.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 30 March 2013 11:38 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/h6gl9nM.png

turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 30 March 2013 18:20 (nine years ago) link

mining, always a hazardous occupation

Brakhage, Saturday, 30 March 2013 19:31 (nine years ago) link

omg

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:38 (nine years ago) link

how much processing power do you need to have bitcoins?!?!

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:38 (nine years ago) link

im sure ive said this itt before but the the whole blockchain smart contract thing is pretty funny in that it makes the popular misunderstanding of a contract real, that its a bulletproof literal document where you can trick someone with fine print and once its signed youre stuck without recourse, and now theyre finding out why contracts dont actually work that way lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 August 2022 14:10 (two months ago) link

does that nomad behavior even count as a vulnerability/hack? it's like they said, "we don't care who people say they are". it's on the level of finding a bug in javascript code written by a teenager to trade magic cards.

formerly abanana (dat), Tuesday, 2 August 2022 16:02 (two months ago) link

im sure ive said this itt before but the the whole blockchain smart contract thing is pretty funny in that it makes the popular misunderstanding of a contract real, that its a bulletproof literal document where you can trick someone with fine print and once its signed youre stuck without recourse, and now theyre finding out why contracts dont actually work that way lol

― lag∞n, Tuesday, August 2, 2022 9:10 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

No more hilarious/disturbing example of this misunderstanding than the blockchain "consent" app posted somewhere upthread. Inefficient processes have a certain benefit. Not going to say nothing could be done with technology to improve them, but you really don't want these transactions (contracts, title transfers etc) to be instant/automatic.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 2 August 2022 17:15 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Friedman LLP fired Tether.

Tether refused to provide the necessary documents to complete the audit.

— Bitfinex’ed 🔥 Κασσάνδρα 🏺 (@Bitfinexed) August 18, 2022

lag∞n, Thursday, 18 August 2022 16:08 (one month ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FaLl8HLXkAAQg1R?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Thursday, 18 August 2022 16:09 (one month ago) link

HUSD was once one of the safest stablecoins. Now it's off its peg. If HUSD doesn't return to $1, it'd be the first fully-reserved centralized stablecoin to fail. pic.twitter.com/9WmROQR6lD

— John Paul Koning (@jp_koning) August 18, 2022

lag∞n, Thursday, 18 August 2022 18:12 (one month ago) link

tether thing makes me a little queasy. Just has that iceberg vibe to it.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 18 August 2022 20:05 (one month ago) link

oh yeah its gonna fuck their whole shit up

lag∞n, Thursday, 18 August 2022 20:21 (one month ago) link

OptiFi developer accidentally closes the project contract, irretrievably locking $661,000

August 29, 2022https://t.co/U9Vhtf3Ynw pic.twitter.com/4tWQnUDG6M

— web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat) August 30, 2022

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 13:41 (one month ago) link

buy 76.99 ETH, sell 24 hours later for 769.9 ETH

instant $1m "clean" money

let none say "glaringly obvious monkey laundering"https://t.co/eMdzBefwML

— your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐍👑 🌷 (@davidgerard) September 1, 2022

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 September 2022 18:49 (one month ago) link

yes, please let NFTs now be referred to solely as "monkey laundering"

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 September 2022 19:00 (one month ago) link

otm, brilliant

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 September 2022 19:40 (one month ago) link

#Bitcoin is dying pic.twitter.com/2N58QjudNO

— Bitcoin Magazine (@BitcoinMagazine) September 4, 2022

#Bitcoin 1-year trailing return has been a good indicator of bottoms. According to this, the bottom is not in yet, but might likely be before the end of this year. 2023 looks like a rebound year in many respects. pic.twitter.com/8kfTBVAHqS

— Timothy Peterson (@nsquaredmacro) September 3, 2022

Yes 2024 will be good! #BTC pic.twitter.com/2kTiLI3RZ4

— Seth (@seth_fin) September 4, 2022

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 September 2022 18:34 (one month ago) link

seems like a great experience!

Introducing Starbucks Odyssey, a new experience that will offer the ability to earn & buy digital collectibles (NFTs) that will unlock access to new coffee experiences. Join the waitlist to be among the first to explore Odyssey. https://t.co/Kze11sab1D

— Starbucks News (@StarbucksNews) September 12, 2022

lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2022 22:15 (three weeks ago) link

This reminds me a lot of that pre-crash era of the web where every corporate brand suddenly understood that they "needed a website" but had no idea wtf to do with it

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:07 (three weeks ago) link

pretty funny that the web3/nft boom was short enough that the corporate products werent even out before the crash

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:22 (three weeks ago) link

lol yeah, that was probably in development for like 15 months and then they're like "oh fuck, what do we do with this now?"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:25 (three weeks ago) link

figuring out how to trade in your nft for a free coffee before youve had coffee

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:27 (three weeks ago) link

obviously this is just a huge company with unlimited money splashing around but why did starbucks feel like they needed to be first to market with digital customer rewards collectables theyre a coffee company i think they can afford to wait and see if its just some bullshit craze and or money laundering scheme

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:30 (three weeks ago) link

dunkin donuts did not do this they stuck to their core competency of figuring out how many sugars you can put in an xxl coffee

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:31 (three weeks ago) link

are these actual nfts is this "crypto" or is it just some badges living on starbucks servers

Limited-edition stamps will also be available for all members to purchase directly with a credit card in the app.

No crypto wallet or cryptocurrency needed. This is the right strategy. Crypto complexity should all be abstracted away in the backend.

— Aylo (@alpha_pls) September 12, 2022

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:38 (three weeks ago) link

Members can also purchase ‘limited-edition stamps’ (NFTs) through a built-in marketplace within the Starbucks Odyssey web app experience. Limited-edition stamps will be available for all members to purchase directly with a credit card. No crypto wallet or cryptocurrency will be required – making the Starbucks Odyssey experience a fun and easy way for members to access this new technology and claim an ownership stake in their loyalty to Starbucks.

Each digital collectable stamp will include a point value based on its rarity, and the stamps can be bought or sold among members within the marketplace, with ownership secured on a blockchain. As stamps are collected, members’ points will increase, unlocking access to unique benefits and experiences that have never been offered before. These experiences could range from a virtual espresso martini-making class, to access to unique merchandise and artist collaborations, to invitations to exclusive events at Starbucks Reserve Roasteries or even trips to Starbucks Hacienda Alsacia coffee farm in Costa Rica.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:44 (three weeks ago) link

go ahead folks keep mocking this as you continue to live out the same coffee experiences every single day of your life

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:48 (three weeks ago) link

I tried to sign up but the waiting list wouldn’t load.

Jeff, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:54 (three weeks ago) link

Wait, it just worked! Have fun staying coffee pour.

Jeff, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:55 (three weeks ago) link

lol kudos

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 13:58 (three weeks ago) link

No crypto wallet or cryptocurrency will be required – making the Starbucks Odyssey experience a fun and easy way for members to access this new technology and claim an ownership stake in their loyalty to Starbucks.

This part is especially funny/cruel

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:04 (three weeks ago) link

Proof of loyalty to Starbucks stake, perpetually coming soon

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:05 (three weeks ago) link

this is really one of the best corporate brain documents weve seen in a while

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:05 (three weeks ago) link

I use Duolingo. There are badges on there. I collect then because I am a freak in the language learning sheets. If Duolingo records the status of my badges on a blockchain, does that make it as much of a NFT proof of loyalty to Duolingo than the Starbucks system? Or will the Starbucks investor loyalty team be able to also trade in 40 badges + $40 to be included in a list of 32,000 names that scroll by in an instant at the end of the new online only Starbucks advertisement? Because I want that badly

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:09 (three weeks ago) link

I want my name to scroll in the credits, size venti please

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:10 (three weeks ago) link

all wishes granted in web3

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:12 (three weeks ago) link

seem pretty clear this isnt "real blockchain" "real nft" and why would it be starbucks doesnt want some freak putting kiddie porn into their beautiful and fulfilling customer rewards app

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:14 (three weeks ago) link

like theyre probably "using blockchain tech" but they control it totally and theres no way to move any of the assets outside their system

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:16 (three weeks ago) link

or maybe its not "really a blockchain" its just a normal database and app that would be the funniest

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:17 (three weeks ago) link

are they "publishing to an immutable ledger" and is it publicly readable

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:18 (three weeks ago) link

all the crypto brethren are stoked on this regardless because theyre all just trying to get rich and hope this will legitimize their technology that is exclusively used for fraud

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:20 (three weeks ago) link

love abstracting things away in the backend

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 14:55 (three weeks ago) link

heh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 15:17 (three weeks ago) link

obviously this is just a huge company with unlimited money splashing around but why did starbucks feel like they needed to be first to market with digital customer rewards collectables theyre a coffee company i think they can afford to wait and see if its just some bullshit craze and or money laundering scheme

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 13, 2022 8:30 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think Starbucks is publicly held but, outside of the franchise/kiosk/merchandising bit, they don't have any other corporate holdings

publicly held corporations have to continually demonstrate some sort of... thing.. to shareholders every year (or even every quarter) to show that they're chasing after some new profit margin, or incentivizing customers to spend more money. if there are multiple properties (Dunkin is part of a group with Baskin Robbins and some other donut chain) you can keep rebalancing between the properties to show you're doing something, but if you're a single-brand property you end up doing loopy shit so that some stock market analyst doesn't underrate your stock. as far as I can tell, stock market analysts are 50% metrics and 50% complete hype

mh, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:55 (three weeks ago) link

they shouldve done something else! injectable coffee idk coffee for babies those are two superior ideas i came up with just now

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:58 (three weeks ago) link

love abstracting things away in the backend

― mookieproof, Tuesday, September 13, 2022 3:55 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

agree

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:21 (three weeks ago) link

totally normal

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdO4ewEXkAEqHJ_?format=jpg&name=900x900

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:17 (two weeks ago) link

Ah yes, % Drawdown from previous ATH, that universally-respected measurement of value.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:34 (two weeks ago) link

When I was at sixth form my friend did an A-level stats project to show Birmingham city were the best football team, he settled on "highest average match attendance compared to average for their tier, in the top 4 tiers of English football"

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:37 (two weeks ago) link

did he factor in the "Jasper Carrot Fandom Quotient"?

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 22 September 2022 12:17 (two weeks ago) link

Does anyone who knows stuff have a comment on ethereum’s shift to proof of stake, which seems to have worked (?) and how that might affect the other shitcoins?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 September 2022 14:25 (two weeks ago) link

yikes

"The Commission defines the Ooki DAO unincorporated association as those holders of Ooki tokens that have voted on governance proposals with respect to running the business"

If you are an Ooki token holder who voted on governance proposals you just got charged... https://t.co/eqek0aD3wU

— db (@tier10k) September 22, 2022

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 September 2022 22:09 (two weeks ago) link

Does anyone who knows stuff have a comment on ethereum’s shift to proof of stake, which seems to have worked (?) and how that might affect the other shitcoins?

― Karl Malone, Thursday, September 22, 2022 10:25 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

there are so many arcane almost occult questions around this stuff but this is a kind of interesting regulatory detail, one that apparently a lot of people were warning about before the switch, also my understanding is ethereum still has a number of more steps before the switch is fully complete, and itll prob take time to see if its "working", but they are actually as of now no longer consuming enough electricity to power a mid sized country which is certainly good news

Hours after Ethereum transition to proof-of-stake, SEC Chair says PoS crypto could be classed as securities

September 15, 2022https://t.co/wSut0OP8hc pic.twitter.com/PUBOW3ydAS

— web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat) September 17, 2022

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 September 2022 22:23 (two weeks ago) link

if proof of stake coins get classified as securities but proof of work ones dont then it seems pretty unlikely other coins will switch over, i guess the logic is that theres more cooperation between parties in the POS system

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 September 2022 22:44 (two weeks ago) link


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